December 12, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, closetojumping said: Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? Video of the “Toilet Smurf” negotiations of Aggie NIL deals with the NCAA Edited December 12, 20232 yr by Harvdog
December 28, 20231 yr I think I've identified 6figs over on SEC Rant. I don't know if it's already been surmised or not. I don't go there often but when I went to read a linked thread about Shaggy, I saw the Aggie Game Thread. I'm generally not good at recognizing socks because I don't really care usually. The claims of this guy about his soaring status and earnings just jumped out at me. He mentioned that he was actually in Colorado, and even that sounds like the crafty genius of the Hamm. And here's something I haven't seen since we haven't been playing them: OSU beat OU who beat Texas therefore OSU is a better team than Texas. Let's not talk about the game where they actually played each other. A similar bit of Aggie logic when they lost to us would be to compare scores against common opponents. This could include comparing losses. Nobody has more quality losses than A&M. Nobody. A&M knows quality losses. Anyway, they were always better than us whether they beat us (rare occurence since joining Big 12 in the last century) or not.
December 28, 20231 yr 2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: I think I've identified 6figs over on SEC Rant. I don't know if it's already been surmised or not. I don't go there often but when I went to read a linked thread about Shaggy, I saw the Aggie Game Thread. I'm generally not good at recognizing socks because I don't really care usually. The claims of this guy about his soaring status and earnings just jumped out at me. He mentioned that he was actually in Colorado, and even that sounds like the crafty genius of the Hamm. And here's something I haven't seen since we haven't been playing them: OSU beat OU who beat Texas therefore OSU is a better team than Texas. Let's not talk about the game where they actually played each other. A similar bit of Aggie logic when they lost to us would be to compare scores against common opponents. This could include comparing losses. Nobody has more quality losses than A&M. Nobody. A&M knows quality losses. Anyway, they were always better than us whether they beat us (rare occurence since joining Big 12 in the last century) or not. Pretty good analysis, the only reason I don’t think it’s him is because ColoradoAg has been around those boards a long ass time. Same attitude though, for sure.
December 28, 20231 yr 20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Pretty good analysis, the only reason I don’t think it’s him is because ColoradoAg has been around those boards a long ass time. Same attitude though, for sure. ColoradoAg and Taylor Hamm: Twins separated at Birth?
December 28, 20231 yr 3 hours ago, NoName said: ColoradoAg and Taylor Hamm: Twins separated at Birth? Conjoined softheads
December 29, 20231 yr On 12/12/2023 at 12:14 AM, BornAndRaised said: Well, I do have trouble imaging Hamm making more than $20k per year so there’s a chance he’s right, but I doubt it. Also, Hamm is the perfect candidate to pull a Greenspoint and post a picture of his pool commission checks on Twitter. Edited December 29, 20231 yr by Burt Macklin
December 29, 20231 yr 8 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said: Well, I do have trouble imaging Hamm making more than $20k per year so there’s a chance he’s right, but I doubt it. Also, Hamm is the perfect candidate to pull a Greenspoint and post a picture of his pool commission checks on Twitter. No Hamm. You’re a loser. It’s why we all laugh at you. It’s why your wife left you. Go follow more high school boys in bathrooms or go clean some pools. Even the aggy wants nothing to do with him…
December 30, 20231 yr "No Hamm. You’re a loser. It’s why we all laugh at you. It’s why your wife left you. Go follow more high school boys in bathrooms or go clean some pools. Even the aggy wants nothing to do with him…"
December 30, 20231 yr On 12/29/2023 at 1:02 PM, victory88 said: No Hamm. You’re a loser. It’s why we all laugh at you. It’s why your wife left you. Go follow more high school boys in bathrooms or go clean some pools. Even the aggy wants nothing to do with him… Wait what's the story with this clown? His wife left him?
December 30, 20231 yr 17 hours ago, Hermanator said: Wait what's the story with this clown? His wife left him? His first wife, the hot one, left him like 6 years ago, or something. You’ll be shocked to hear his new wife he married a few years back was like right out of college and 10 or so years his junior. Edited December 31, 20231 yr by SydneyCarton
December 30, 20231 yr 22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: His first white, the hot one, left him like 6 years ago, or something. You’ll be shocked to hear his new wife he married a few years back was like right out of college and 10 or so years his junior. Yet physically taller and a higher net worth.
May 29, 20241 yr It's a shame Hamm wasn't around on 247 during the Dumbo era. Would have been amazing.
May 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said: Best in the biz. (Of selling desktop trading solutions, or some shit). I love how his time working for the pool company magically disappeared from his work history
May 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said: Best in the biz. (Of selling desktop trading solutions, or some shit). His entire bio is about ICIS, and it even has a link to their website. He quit working for ICIS over two years ago. I would expect nothing less from bathroom boy.
May 29, 20241 yr Last time someone here posted his indeed page and I clicked on it, not long afterwards I had a notice saying he looked at my profile. Probably just the smart thing to do when you are in sales or corporate recruiting but I wonder if he was looking at how to put together a pitch or contact and saw UT and knew it was because of this little website, and moved on.
May 29, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said: Look who crawled out from under his rock You gotta include your response image big dog.
May 29, 20241 yr Having aggy at the top of popular schools is also pretty good, especially on a list of 5 that doesn’t include Texas or notre dame. Edited May 29, 20241 yr by Pato del Muerto
May 29, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: zooming in a little ... 5+ could mean hundreds of millions
May 29, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said: Look who crawled out from under his rock And Taylor Hamm only cares about stealing glimpses of recruits' dicks in the bathroom. Creepy motherfucker.
May 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, TommyGufano said: 5+ could mean hundreds of millions Ran out of bandwidth at 6
May 30, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said: Look who crawled out from under his rock I like JD. Dude is cool asf.
May 30, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Tex Pete said: And Taylor Hamm only cares about stealing glimpses of recruits' dicks in the bathroom. Creepy motherfucker. Why is there a "teen" icon/button at the bottom right.
June 25, 20241 yr You just wait until Hamm gets 2 more Bud Light Lime's in him. This could be glorious.
June 25, 20241 yr Holy shit. Bathroom genie was right about Schloss coming to Texas. That has to be a first.
June 26, 20241 yr 20 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: Holy shit. Bathroom genie was right about Schloss coming to Texas. That has to be a first. I think hours after people here hinted at things in motion and other signs of inevitability.
June 27, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Deej said: How dare aggy steal someone else's coach. They should promote one of the current assistants to ensure that they are fully bought in to the aggy ethos. Oh, yeah. They left, too. Never mind.
June 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said: They should promote one of the current assistants to ensure that they are fully bought in to the aggy ethos. Oh, yeah. They left, too. Never mind. And there’s not a single one of them who doesn’t now see why he made the right choice. Aggy is a threat to harm themselves and others. Seriously, it’s unhealthy. Dinesh Patel? That happened when we had done nothing whatsoever to aggrieve them.
June 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Tex Pete said: Dinesh Patel? That happened when we had done nothing whatsoever to aggrieve them. Even more than that-- that was the 99 bonfire game. Texas students, administrators, and athletes had gone out of their way to raise money and participate in blood drives for direct relief to help those harmed by the collapse. That's how they treat us when we're actively trying to HELP them. Edited June 27, 20241 yr by utee94
June 27, 20241 yr Pardon my ignorance, but who is Dinesh Patel and why? I will confirm that I have no relation to Dinesh Patel, but satyanash might.
June 27, 20241 yr Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh Hello, is this the room of Ap-ple-white? Please do not think that you will sleep to-night I got your number off the In-ter-net I have a feeling your stomach is up-set So good luck to back up QB Chris Simms How do want your cereal in the morn? (with no milk!) And goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring Ring-a-ring-a-room Tough Luck, This Sucks, Smoke a Bowl with Toombs! Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Coach Mack Brown? I bet you're dreaming about Ran-dy-Mc-Cown I hope you enjoyed your stay at Ramada Inn And here's hoping that you come a-gainThe Eyes of Texas must not get their rest so that the Horns will not play well (play like Hell!) So, goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring Ring-a-ring-again Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn!
June 27, 20241 yr 26 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: Pardon my ignorance, but who is Dinesh Patel and why? I will confirm that I have no relation to Dinesh Patel, but satyanash might. This explanation, from an aggy, is more or less consistent with what I remember. Patel was the operator of this Ramada. Quote simply put, the year bonfire fell in 1999, TU stayed at Ramada as all visiting teams did. They claimed that during their stay, they had nothing but prank calls all night, pizzas ordered to the rooms over and over again, people knocking on doors and running away, and last but not least the team showed up for breakfast in the morning and none of the cookstaff at the hotel showed up for work leaving the team without an agreed upon breakfast.The team had to eat at Jack in the Box next door instead. Mack tried to blame the loss on his Ramada experience, and I dont know if Dinesh even had a comment. Needless to say, the Ramada has never recovered from this, and after that A&M starting putting away teams at Conroe.Even though Dinesh had nothing to do with our win, RC felt the need to send him a gameball.
June 27, 20241 yr On 6/25/2024 at 3:40 PM, Hookem75 said: What's his kid gonna be, a batboy? The bathroom attendant? Don't see many 5'3" 117 pound D1 athletes
June 27, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: This explanation, from an aggy, is more or less consistent with what I remember. Patel was the operator of this Ramada. Also, as the team drove into CS, the road was lined "Burma Shave-style" with signs talking shit about our team, and there were some people lined along the roadway, IIRC. The hotel had been instructed to put no calls through to the players' or coaches' rooms overnight. It was a typical aggy show of their high class and moral superiority. Of course, we have never done anything remotely similar to them. Resuming the series is going to be unpleasant, to say the least. They're horrible people.
June 27, 20241 yr Popular Post 10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Also, as the team drove into CS, the road was lined "Burma Shave-style" with signs talking shit about our team, and there were some people lined along the roadway, IIRC. The hotel had been instructed to put no calls through to the players' or coaches' rooms overnight. It was a typical aggy show of their high class and moral superiority. Of course, we have never done anything remotely similar to them. Resuming the series is going to be unpleasant, to say the least. They're horrible people. For the younguns, to build on the quoted post, Mack Brown brutally misunderstood the rivalries Texas has with all three asshole universities - OU, Arkansas, ATM. He never figured out that Texas needed to bring the same level of insanity to the Cotton Bowl that OU did, and that he needed to be treating that game as special throughout the year. It led to 4 truly embarrassing blowouts and multiple other devastating defeats. Dude never figured that game out. He got to campus and pushed to have the Arkansas rivalry renewed, so that got us the home/away in the early 2000s. He thought, as a CFB fan, that would be a "fun" match-up. The 2000 Cotton Bowl gave him a taste of just how "fun" that match-up is when Arkansas showed up amped to the gills and Texas viewed it as just another bowl game. Embarrassment ensued and he somewhat learned his lesson with that one. Beating ATM at home in 1998 created a false sense of security for Mack regarding how the aggies viewed the game. The 1998 game played in front of a jam-packed house waiting to see Ricky set the record. The ATM fanbase showing allegedly surprised Mack in terms of how lightly they had traveled. So, come 1999, he took for granted that ATM would treat Texas well. The guy and the team were in total shock at how poorly they were treated from beginning to end. Couldn't believe the aggies gave Texas and Mack zero credit for the "class" Texas showed after the bonfire collapse. Allegedly, Mack at least learned the lesson with ATM. I don't think Texas stayed in or near BCS again after 1999. With Sarkisian, it's been a little bit of a painful mirroring, honestly. He flunked his debut against Arkansas almost as poorly as Mack did. He hasn't seemed to figure out the notion of scheming and prepping for OU a little bit year round. That's disappointing and has him sporting a 1-2 record thus far. As to ATM? I don't know how in the fuck the guy is going to whiff on that one. He has to know, and has to have the team prepared for, the fact is that this upcoming game on 11/30 will be the closest thing to an on-the-field jihad from a band of psychos that the sport of CFB has ever seen.
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