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7 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Has anyone let Taylor know that we changed sites?

I've heard that after he saw all the gifs at the old place of people using the bathroom, he decided he'd stay over there.

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29 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I've heard that after he saw all the gifs at the old place of people using the bathroom, he decided he'd stay over there.

Lol

I’d be happy to tell him myself but he blocked me after I kept dm’ing him pictures of weird looking dicks on his old Twitter account.

Those ribs are greatness.  And by greatness I mean the worst.  How does this guy have zero insight into his performance in any phase of life?

12 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

what did he do to those ribs???

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4 hours ago, Llogg said:

Those ribs are greatness.  And by greatness I mean the worst.  How does this guy have zero insight into his performance in any phase of life?

Dunnng-Krueger. 

Its usually the answer when aggy is the subject of a question. 

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dunnng-Krueger. 

Its usually the answer when aggy is the subject of a question. 

Beat me to it.

How early do you have to get there to be guaranteed a meeting? 

"a Q&A with the AggieScoop staff" ...

So, like Hamm and his ferret? Also, 3.5 hours? Man, that is going to be a lonely afternoon.

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What the fuck does ecited mean? Did Taylor fail to receive his shipment of X before this supposed meet? It would really be the only way he could make those people happy.

I swear to god there have been times where I was at a party and the host forgot about the ribs and they still came out way fucking better than that. (while he never checked on it past the one hour mark after just under six hours of 225 it came out pretty damn well).

On 3/26/2018 at 8:50 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

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Ol' Hammy may be on to something here. Charcoal sticks instead of briquets.

Somebody please attend his meeting and take pics to be posted when he starts telling us all how well attended it was. And also to see who all the “staff” is. 

I nominate walden ponderer due to proximity to the venue. 

On 3/26/2018 at 8:50 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

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Looks like the contents of his Christmas stocking: ashes and shit. 

Looks like Hamm has been fetching shit out of the toilet again.

what is truly amazing about those ribs he made, is the fact he bragged about them on twitter like they were something to be proud of. He is really the perfect aggy...delusional in everything.

13 hours ago, Sejjr said:

what is truly amazing about those ribs he made, is the fact he bragged about them on twitter like they were something to be proud of. He is really the perfect aggy...delusional in everything.

Chef hamm with the ribs yallllllllllllll

15 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Starving people in third world countries would pass on those ribs. 

Andrew Zimmern would pass on those ribs.

Ok, which one of you Heroes is going to attend that Hamm meet n greet? Free beer to anyone who attends dressed as a smurf

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Overdue for a sequel:

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On 3/27/2018 at 6:17 AM, Neonmoon said:

The same reason he broadcasts how much he makes, how great his teams is, how great he is at his job, etc. 

Delusions of Grandeur 

Not to mention his delusions of adequacy.

1 hour ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Not to mention his delusions of adequacy.

More like deluges of Jizz Jars.

There is something about those ribs, as shitty as they look, that are placed on a perfectly clean and sterile looking, appearing to be cold out, environment that makes them look like some sort of clean room hell food on a bone. 

Ribs need to be messy and dripping with fat and juices....not that Jetson's looking vending machine shit.

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

5 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

Im half way there

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

Step one is be aggy. How committed are you to the process?

Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 
True, he is a God to them. I bet he never pays for a beer in that town.
5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

All the free beer in the world isn’t worth living in that town

He mostly lives in Houston.

"All the free beer in the world isn’t worth living in that town "

How about all the jizz you can drink?

3 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

He mostly lives in Houston.

Only Aggies believe Kingwood is Houston 

On 4/2/2018 at 5:09 PM, Sejjr said:

Overdue for a sequel:

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Phenominole. The microphone is cracking me up

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23 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:
Plus, as much as I would like to sit in a room with Looch and belittle his bitch ass, he has my respect in that he has monetized aggy delusion in a way that I have always dreamed that I could. 

True, he is a God to them. I bet he never pays for a beer in that town.

More appropriate for the TexGags thread, but Looch is a genius. He can sway those Aggy dorks with a few sentences into firing anybody in College Station. I'm sure he's made a nice living off of TexAgs. He has a hot wife. He challenged Jabba the Ketch to a fight in a Cedar Park Home Depot parking lot, which Ketch ducked. 

Respect, he finessed the game. Can you imagine anyone doing more with that face of his? I can't.

 

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So he is coming to gomerland to tell him "Thanks but no thanks"?

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