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Somebody please fill me on this "Footwork King" -- who is that?

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A trainer who spends his free time shuttling elite football prospects from P5 university to P5 university. As you can see, aggy says he has the kids best interest in mind. He also picks up the phone when Hamm calls so I'd say street agent.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Somebody please fill me on this "Footwork King" -- who is that?

He's a trainer for HS kids. Improved technique, route running, etc. Private coach.

He's had a good relationship with aTm under Sumlin, and once we got Herman, he's had a better relationship with Texas. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He's a trainer for HS kids. Improved technique, route running, etc. Private coach.

He's had a good relationship with aTm under Sumlin, and once we got Herman, he's had a better relationship with Texas. 

He's also a big fan of McKnight.

Uh Karen, that's super fucking weird. Weirder than just Tweeting at them.

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Lol even Hamm can't believe it. It's like Jurassic Park - he's unleashed forces he can't control.

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If she's season ticket holder or has donated to the 12th man foundation ... 

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Out on that last comment 

6figs getting out hustled by a psychotic is one thing, getting called out by the same person is hilarious.

Does the NCAA view 66 year old poontang as an impermissible benefit?  Jimbo and Brewster don't.  

I was kind of proud off Hamm blocking me a couple years ago but now I feel like I’m missing out on some good Twitter stuff. Thanks to Longhorn Frenzy we can stay in the loop. And thanks also to everyone who posts screenshots on here. Just remember to embed tweets. Those of us blocked don’t have access to his dementia.

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These weirdo women all over Hamm's idiotic message board might want to remember how aggy views women. Written by The Marine, let's never forget.

"Filled with Estrogen" probably doesn't qualify for old ass Karen. 

Kind of makes you wonder how she got these phone numbers, why they'd answer when she calls, and why they would talk to her at all. Nevin Shapiro in mouthy-woman form. Jimbo, instead of having her on a watch list, has her on speed dial.
"Hey, Kare, need a favor. Call this number, and make sure this kid knows which way the wind blows..."

Ya,  people that just think she’s a stalker aren’t really putting much thought into it. Jimbo and all the people she comes in contact with wouldn’t just think it’s normal for an old stalker lady to follow Jimbo across the country and all of a sudden start mingling with recruits. No. That bitch should be investigated 

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Why are y'all automatically believing this crazy woman. The most likely scenario is she hasn't talked to anyone and is playing make believe on FB.

At this point, I'm probably in the minority, but I still think Karen is Hamm's sock. 

Why are y'all automatically believing this crazy woman. The most likely scenario is she hasn't talked to anyone and is playing make believe on FB.
Because I read it on the internet, so it has to be true. They can't put untrue things on there, according to international law.
10 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Does the NCAA view 66 year old poontang as an impermissible benefit?  Jimbo and Brewster don't.  

More like cruel and unusual punishment imo.

On 6/6/2018 at 4:06 PM, texifornia said:

This is your life now Hamm

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Can’t be Hamm’s sock. Pictured together.

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Uh Karen, that's super fucking weird. Weirder than just Tweeting at them.

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Karen hits all the talking points in one post right here:  so beautiful and big, great coaches, great education, aggy network, Kyle Field...  Karen has quickly learned how to cash in on aggy.  Just mention a few beloved talking points and you move to the head of the class.  A post like this gives every needle dick aggy an erection.

"Hamm is wondering why Karen is stalking 16-17 year old boys..."

So there is too much of a good thing, bathroom boy?

"Hamm is wondering why Karen is stalking 16-17 year old boys..."

Breaking them in for Candi.

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

Who will be the 1st to call that phone number

Where’s phlegm when he could actually be useful. 

i know it is a bit of a shtick to wander into a thread and state "i have no idea what is going on in here" but the reality in this case is...i have no idea what is going in here.  can someone put together a flow chart?

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen is taking AggieScoop to some dark places.

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What in the holy hell?

I'm legitimately starting to wonder if Hamm's wife ditched his ass for a guy with an actual real estate agent's license.

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm legitimately starting to wonder if Hamm's wife ditched his ass for a guy with an actual real estate agent's license.

Oh shit. 

Current Twitter bio ::

The leading recruiting analyst in the Texas A&M market for http://AggieScoop.com . VYPE Houston contributor. Fightin' Texas Aggie C/O '07.Formerly of 247Sports

Previous Twitter bio ::

The leading recruiting analyst in the Texas A&M market for AggieScoop. Fightin' Texas Aggie C/O '07. Married to @AggieCher. Father of two. Formerly of 247Sports

 

 

12 hours ago, Sejjr said:

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These weirdo women all over Hamm's idiotic message board might want to remember how aggy views women. Written by The Marine, let's never forget.

 

You have to admit,  rhyming "women"  with "estrogen"  is Walt Whitmanesque.  

Just now, golfclap said:

Oh shit. 

Current Twitter bio ::

The leading recruiting analyst in the Texas A&M market for http://AggieScoop.com . VYPE Houston contributor. Fightin' Texas Aggie C/O '07.Formerly of 247Sports

Previous Twitter bio ::

The leading recruiting analyst in the Texas A&M market for AggieScoop. Fightin' Texas Aggie C/O '07. Married to @AggieCher. Father of two. Formerly of 247Sports

 

 

Yeah. That's the second or third time this shit has been brought up by Karen, and they've obviously hung out enough in person that she'd know he was married and had kids. I'd almost bet money she's kicked his ass to the curb and is getting fucked by an actual guy who is good looking and tall enough to ride roller coasters. 

Womp Womp. 

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Oh shit. 

Current Twitter bio ::

The leading recruiting analyst in the Texas A&M market for http://AggieScoop.com . VYPE Houston contributor. Fightin' Texas Aggie C/O '07.Formerly of 247Sports

Previous Twitter bio ::

The leading recruiting analyst in the Texas A&M market for AggieScoop. Fightin' Texas Aggie C/O '07. Married to @AggieCher. Father of two. Formerly of 247Sports

 

 

Man, I know Hamm is a thin-skinned weirdo but that still sucks for him. Hope he finds the strange woman for him.

that does fucking suck, esp for the kids.

 

he and karen throwing out very private/personal information is fucked. they are both fucking nuts. 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hope he finds the strange woman for him.

Sadly, aggy idiots procreate with regularity.  That includes ag lump wimens.

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