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6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

https://www.whitepages.com/name/Cheryl-Livingston/TX (see the 1st entry...and who is Brian J. Bonbright? Did Taylor Hamm officially become a cuck?)

His address history shows a campus area apt.  Whoever predicted her new man is a Horn appears correct.  Would explain the uptick in his anti-Texas vitriol. 

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He thinks dumbo is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Consequently if one is a cuck why not join him and try it myself?

 starts on page 22 with krazy Karen announcing she is looking for someone for hammster. 
Enjoy


Sounds like Krazy Karen’s grand idea for AggieScoop is to have a “Get Taylor Laid/Cum ‘N Go in 30 Seconds” segment.
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 


Sounds like Krazy Karen’s grand idea for AggieScoop is to have a “Get Taylor Laid/Cum ‘N Go in 30 Seconds” segment.

 

Leaves tons of time for ads.

Holy shit, you guys.  I go away for three days and come back to this?

1 minute ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

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That's my second fav. gif behind Samantha Bee masturbating and crying.

4 hours ago, RabidM said:

Wow... it's so hard to imagine someone cheating on Taylor Hamm.  Next you'll tell me someone cheated on Helen of Troy too. 

Are you comparing toilet smurf to Helen of Troy?

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

So Hamm found out that cher is a 2%er? Must have crushed him.  

It's fine.  Hamm is one of the other 98%.

It also shows that Bonbirght currently lives in Ohio, and from a period of time(2003-2009) he lived at a house owned by a Mr. James Livingston. I'm guessing Cheryl and Brian are siblings. James married their mother, and she took his last name.

6figs deserves every bitch slap he gets. And then some. He's probably living off of his wife still, through alimony. 

4 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I'm going to guess this is a aggy invention since the 2018 Texas' class pretty much all said Texas was the most open and honest staff they dealt with. 

aggy would just say that the 2018 class was too self absorbed and stupid to know that the Texas staff was lying to them.

31 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Holy shit, you guys.  I go away for three days and come back to this?

I was wondering where the gifs went.  Welcome back!  Welcome back!

Just now, ShowmeyourTDs said:

I was wondering where the gifs went.  Welcome back!  Welcome back!

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16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It also shows that Bonbirght currently lives in Ohio, and from a period of time(2003-2009) he lived at a house owned by a Mr. James Livingston. I'm guessing Cheryl and Brian are siblings. James married their mother, and she took his last name.

Wait--Hamm's ex-wife is fucking her brother?

18 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

JFC reading the last 3 pages of this thread at once is unbelievably disturbing. Karen drunk texting Hamm she's naked was bad enough but all this creepy divorce speculation took it to another level. 

Well, I've made it another page and I'm even more disturbed than yesterday. The Surl has now jumped to assuming she cheated on him even though the guy Surly suspects is likely just a sibling. 

The Surlluminati cannot be stopped. 

 

22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Wait--Hamm's ex-wife is fucking her brother?

The ultimate cuck experience.

12 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

No, that's what he's fucking.

This kind of places the user name "Six Figs Handler" in an entirely new, and not altogether flattering light.

I fear this doxxing has reached the point of no return. Can we at least leave the ex out of this? 

 

Besides.. his marriage to Karen on a drunken Vegas bender will produce plenty of lulz.

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Quiz of the Day.  If 6Figs can't pay his child support, does he:

1.  Continue to hang with Rush, Karen and Aggiescoop into complete insolvency.

2.  Get a real job selling insurance with Daddy98.

3.  Go to jail a broken man.  

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Quiz of the Day.  If 6Figs can't pay his child support, does he:

1.  Continue to hang with Rush, Karen and Aggiescoop into complete insolvency.

2.  Get a real job selling insurance with Daddy98.

3.  Go to jail a broken man.  

Better sell some houses

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I can totally see Hamm blowing off a friend on a Friday night looking to see a new house so Hamm can go watch a player and attempt to interview a guy who might go play football at aggy. 

24 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I can totally see Hamm blowing off a friend on a Friday night looking to see a new house so Hamm can go watch follow a player and attempt into the bathroom to interview a guy who might go play football at aggy. is leaning aggy at the time but gets creeped out/annoyed by his stalking and ends up picking UT.

Fify. 

26 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I can totally see Hamm blowing off a bunch of dudes friend on a Friday night looking to see a new house so Hamm can go watch a player and attempt to interview a guy who might go play football at aggy

FIFY.

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

FIFY.

Lulz. I saw that option as I posted it but this thread has generally creeped me out so much I figured I wouldn't go there. Should've known you would. 

1 minute ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Lulz. I saw that option as I posted it but this thread has generally creeped me out so much I figured I wouldn't go there. Should've known you would. 

H8 me cuz you ain't me.

 She probably found a big black dildo in Hamm’s nightstand that he named after a recruit 

10 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 She probably found a big black dildo in Hamm’s nightstand that he named after a recruit 

How dare you insinuate that Javorski is named after a recruit. 

22 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 She probably found a big black dildo in Hamm’s nightstand that he named after a recruit 

Leon?

Look out for your cornhole, bud

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MeeMaw looks to have dentures. Brew needs to shave, that look is too young for him.

I'll go take a long hot shower now.

Who is this woman?  How does she have access to the facilities and coaches?

27 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

It disturbs me that this woman has grandchildren.  

how do you think the grandchildren feel?

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Who is this woman?  How does she have access to the facilities and coaches?

Exactly.  Having a psycho stalker pack her shit and move out of her home to follow a football coach across the country should seem weird and scary, deserving of a restraining order.  But all of the aggy just act like it’s a normal thing 

I can't stop watching this fucking trainwreck. This woman's going to ruin Hamm. Even he might not deserve this, but then again he's encouraging it!

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37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Look out for your cornhole, bud

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Do their coaches really wear those stupid hats???

 

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4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm & his sugar momma86c30cfd1c7a4201d536d47652ba49e3.jpg

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At least he’ll never have to take off the aggy ring. Also, I’m judging his bbq plate as subpar. 

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