June 16, 20187 yr Wonder where they got the idea that the Texas staff gives a rats ass if guys visit other schools.  It’s never been the case before, but I guess when option b is the kid just doesn’t want to go...
June 16, 20187 yr https://goo.gl/images/YMFJTb Edited June 16, 20187 yr by Victor Lazlo God damnit, fucking imbedding a gif is harder than times in ‘29
June 16, 20187 yr How tha fuck is this old bats momma still alive?Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro
June 16, 20187 yr Plus, she forgot to bring extra charged batteries, and her portable charger for her phone crapped out? Bag phone? Flip phone?
June 17, 20187 yr This old aggy hag from Flarda does not know shit about Texas. If she thinks this staff is hand wringing she is as clueless as Jimbo is short. Â
June 17, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said: This old aggy hag from Flarda does not know shit about Texas. If she thinks this staff is hand wringing she is as clueless as Jimbo is short.  She moved across country to follow a college football coach. Having a clue went bye bye a looooooong time agoÂ
June 17, 20187 yr Jesus fucking christ they are working themselves into a froth over what a mid 70’s grandmother has to say. Â
June 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Neonmoon said: She moved across country to follow a college football coach. Having a clue went bye bye a looooooong time ago Egon’s gone bye bye.  Ray, what have you got?
June 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Waterface said: At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?
June 17, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Waterface said: At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson? Ask aggy's staff of stone cold killers
June 17, 20187 yr "Plus, she forgot to bring extra charged batteries" She ran em down using her anal intruder.
June 19, 20187 yr On 6/17/2018 at 9:04 PM, Machinator said: Some classic Daddy98 drunk posting: Wtf does that even mean?Â
June 19, 20187 yr Oh stewardess, I speak Daddy98 "Hamm eats Cheddar to the biggest Cheese supplier. It's not hard to figure out. Sometimes folks don't always know what's going on." This means Hamm gets his information from the biggest information supplier (aka the Footwoork King), the person invovled in Shepherd recruitment. It's not hard to figure out because Hamm's main sources are trainers (because he hangs out at their facilities all the time "supplying industry knowledge", talking them up to every player he ever encounters and in return they tell him recruiting knowledge that he sells to his facebook friends. His other sources are A&M players/commits/heavy aggy leans. Sometimes folks (aka the Footwork King) don't always know what's going on. So Daddy 98 is implying the Footwork King doesn't know where Shepherd wants to go or is leaning.  Â
June 19, 20187 yr I think he means that since the toilet smurf is a fake reporter, recruiting coordinator, realtor, or whatever the hell it is that he fancies himself as this week he doesn’t always have time to eat cheese.  When he does he prefers Velveeta due to its longevity as a major cheese supplier.  However, the smurf doesn’t realize that it is not real cheese.
June 19, 20187 yr I believe it translate to......."toilet smurf has recently consumed too much cheese and his bowels are locked up and hasn't been able to shit update his facebook followers in over a week."
June 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said: I believe it translate to......."toilet smurf has recently consumed too much cheese and his bowels are locked up and hasn't been able to shit update his facebook followers in over a week." I thought it meant that Hamm was eating Karen's moldy snatch and that Daddy's saying, 'Don't knock it till you try it.'
June 19, 20187 yr I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy. I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him. Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform!
June 19, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said: I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy. I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him. Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform! And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet.
June 19, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: I love that he still uses crystal balls like he's still getting points. Crystal Ball points to Hamm = Rep points to Rocko  A measurable sense of self worth to the rest of the world. I would bet Rocko still goes to Shaggy to check his rep.Â
June 19, 20187 yr Yep, it's been confirmed that Hamm's wife got so sick of him and the rest of the aggies, she filed for divorce started bangin her brother, who's a Longhorn. 6 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said: I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy. I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him. Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform! 2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said: And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet.
June 19, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said: I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy. I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him. Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform! It gets weirder in the 20s. Much weirder.
June 19, 20187 yr 48 minutes ago, Katfid54 said: And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet. Now I have. Holy shit. I mean, wasn't a person in the world who didn't see that coming, aside from T Hamm. But still, some of y'all cray.
June 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said: I love that he still uses crystal balls like he's still getting points. G-ma Karen rubs his crystal balls in front of a life size cutout of The Brew-Dawg in a funny hat while Baggins watches with his hands tied behind his back.  It’s magic not science.
June 19, 20187 yr Gotta admit, if I were looking for a house in College Station where I could rub elbows with aggy football players, watch them work out and get sweaty, maybe even spot the Marine sneaking out of one of their bedroom windows every once in a while, you can bet realtor Hamm would be my first call.Â
June 19, 20187 yr The problem with Realtor Hamm is when he tells you about a 3 bed / 2.5 bath with a yard and you show up to a one bedroom apartment with a roommate.
June 19, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said: The problem with Realtor Hamm is when he tells you about a 3 bed / 2.5 bath with a yard and you show up to a one bedroom apartment with a roommate.
June 19, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, txhorns said: Why do those fuckers have to have a stupid nickname for everything? Turdition
June 20, 20187 yr "At the end of the day, this one won't be over until signing day." What a fucking regard.Â
June 20, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said: Wow, that old woman sure does like to talk shit.  Makes her teeth bleed. That and solid foodÂ
June 20, 20187 yr Hmm who knew the ol bag had teeth? Figured dentures at this pointSent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro
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