April 9, 20187 yr On 4/5/2018 at 10:21 PM, Beau Vine said: Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself. “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the masses of plain people.” - H.L. Mencken #blazingsaddlessaltoftheearthmorons
April 11, 20187 yr So 3 days from Hamm's big recruiting round table & he's still trying to get former aggy players to show up for his shit show.Its gonna be huge!!Sent from my LGLS755 using Tapatalk
April 11, 20187 yr On 4/2/2018 at 6:06 PM, Longhornfrenzy said: Awesome Sent from my SM-J327P using Tapatalk His ribs should be the raffle prize.
April 11, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Sejjr said: His ribs should be the raffle prize. Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?
April 12, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Bevo14 said: Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95? I can't imagine what he might rake in raffling off a loaded Jizz Jar, a sliver of wood from the Last True Bonfire, or the Sweaty Shroud of Jimbo.
April 12, 20187 yr Oh my god keep the round table updates coming. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I’d guess he cancels it due to “bad weather” or some such on Friday night.
April 12, 20187 yr Author 15 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: Oh my god keep the round table updates coming. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I’d guess he cancels it due to “bad weather” or some such on Friday night. Rides falling through, imo.
April 13, 20187 yr "...in production for y'all soon!" What an altruistic humanitarian. Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise! I'm sure the demand is off the charts. What a great dude.
April 13, 20187 yr On 4/11/2018 at 6:33 PM, Sejjr said: His ribs should be the raffle prize. On 4/11/2018 at 6:38 PM, Bevo14 said: Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95? No pathogen in the solar system could survive in those charred remains of beef. You're more likely to find life swimming around in lava.
April 13, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: You need to buy an Aggie Scoop to sift through the bullhsit I wonder if these babies come in maroon....?
April 13, 20187 yr Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics? Edited April 13, 20187 yr by GlenFromTheMailRoom
April 13, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said: Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics? Funny how this logic doesn’t hold up when applied to sports they already have, like football.
April 13, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said: Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics? Interestingly, she's the tall one in the family.
April 13, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said: Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics? Let's get involved with a sport that you peak when you're in hs and is meaningless in college.
April 13, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, utfan87 said: Let's get involved with a sport that you peak when you're in hs and is meaningless in college. You just described Hamm, so....
April 14, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said: Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics? What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school
April 14, 20187 yr I can't believe he's claiming her: Also, for Surly enjoyment: Edited April 14, 20187 yr by Beau Vine
April 14, 20187 yr On 4/11/2018 at 7:33 PM, Sejjr said: His ribs should be the raffle prize. Dam right
April 14, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Beau Vine said: I can't believe he's claiming her: Also, for Surly enjoyment:
April 14, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Sejjr said: She has at least an inch on Hamm. 1 hour ago, Radical Larry said: Probably taller than him too.
April 14, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Fug said: What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. Edited April 14, 20187 yr by texasstrong12
April 14, 20187 yr "...in production for y'all soon!" What an altruistic humanitarian. Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise! I'm sure the demand is off the charts. What a great dude.20 tshirts can be screen printed before McDonalds stops serving breakfast. So I guess they were available about 45 minutes after he posted.
April 14, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said: In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. Yeah, I just thought the irony that she chose that online school as oppose to others.
April 14, 20187 yr So is today the big day? Any news on the super-exclusive invite list? An exciting list of legendary aggy players..lolSent from my LGLS755 using Tapatalk
April 14, 20187 yr Who the &^)# is Cam Clear? Did he actually play football? Does he mean Came Clean? Cums Clear?
April 14, 20187 yr LUlz. Cam Clear is the TE kicked out of Tennessee for stealing from his teammates. Landed on his feet at Aggy.
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