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29 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

That place is going to implode when Jimbo doesn't win shit. 

I am pretty sure that is why we are all here. 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

That place is going to implode when Jimbo doesn't win shit. 

At this rate it's not even going to make it to the season.

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7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Since getting her feelings hurt, Karen has ventured back to the FSU boarde2da2d90cc7ac8fb4a999c05835649fc.jpgff804857c48dee792d4a1c5aa34e98e0.jpg0a8addf03e00484283cae7f7da7c81a8.jpgbee8bcbcc0ce87ac1c5993fb15eb2443.jpg

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She has got to be trolling ----- them AND us. 

At a certain point you start to feel bad for her. She may be a bat shit crazy old lady, but she’s still an old lady lol.

18 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

At a certain point you start to feel bad for her. She may be a bat shit crazy old lady, but she’s still an old lady lol.

you sure? 

I think when they finally have her in the straitjacket, the mask will be pulled off (scooby doo style) and it'll be hamm.

He'll of course say "I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you kids!)

29 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

At a certain point you start to feel bad for her. She may be a bat shit crazy old lady, but she’s still an old lady lol.

You know how some girls are just crazy, bitchy, and make everyone around them miserable?  Yeah, those girls eventually grow old, too.

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You know how some girls are just crazy, bitchy, and make everyone around them miserable?  Yeah, those girls eventually grow old, too.

I'm sitting across the coffee table from my wife while she chats endlessly on the phone with my mom, so I'm getting your jib rn.

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She's posting on the FSU board, and they are not exactly welcoming her with open arms:

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It appears aggy has more affection for the crazy old woman than the average seminoles fan. Pretty much what I'd expect, considering aggy's desperate need to feel accepted. 

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

It appears aggy has more affection for the crazy old woman than the average seminoles fan. Pretty much what I'd expect, considering aggy's desperate need to feel accepted. 

Eh, it's the honeymoon period. Once she starts shitting on the school for being mean to poor Jimbo after they lose to Clemson and Bama, you'll see the cult turn on her to protect itself.

who is "DH" and what did he do to disrespect FSU?  and then what did granny do in reaction to that?

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

who is "DH" and what did he do to disrespect FSU?  and then what did granny do in reaction to that?

An FSU commit named Derek Hunter who deleted his committed tweet.

He is still committed to the Seminoles

She evidently started ripping the kid.

A lot of her post were deleted on the FSU board.

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

It appears aggy has more affection for the crazy old woman than the average seminoles fan. Pretty much what I'd expect, considering aggy's desperate need to feel accepted. 

exactly what I expected if aggy were ever to pick up a "t-shirt" fan. 

 

I'm confused. KarenLovesNormanJohnson is not the same person as KarenKeyLargo?

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm confused. KarenLovesNormanJohnson is not the same person as KarenKeyLargo?

No.  One them has to be Thujone and it’s up to us to figure out which one is his sock.  

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I really am starting to admire the consistency in the aggy "updates". Everyone LOVES aggy, and will commit if Jimbo decides he really wants them!

Yeah. Gbenda's the one who's missing out.  Keeping him warm.  Lulz.  

Not sure if I enjoyed the gbenda or Harris update more. 

Bama and LSU won’t take his commitment, and he’s tried, so aggy is the team to beat! 

...until bama or LSU calls him up one day in December and says there’s a spot for him. Then it’s flip city. 

After spewing bullshit about cooling on gbenda, now that they’re still recruiting him it’s keeping him warm and he didn’t camp with them so he might not have a commitable offer, but he would commit if we let him I promise. 

2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

No.  One them has to be Thujone and it’s up to us to figure out which one is his sock.  

I thought KarenKeyLargo was her name on the FSU boards and she changed her handle for aggy.

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure if I enjoyed the gbenda or Harris update more. 

Bama and LSU won’t take his commitment, and he’s tried, so aggy is the team to beat! 

...until bama or LSU calls him up one day in December and says there’s a spot for him. Then it’s flip city. 

After spewing bullshit about cooling on gbenda, now that they’re still recruiting him it’s keeping him warm and he didn’t camp with them so he might not have a commitable offer, but he would commit if we let him I promise. 

Haha. This right here. 

"It should come as no surprise that the aggies made the cut"

Somebody bookmark that.

"It should come as no surprise that Karen stabbed me in the dick."

He's really hyping up their chances with Evans. Hoping he's wrong. 

We've been on the brother for awhile now luckily.

16 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

He's really hyping up their chances with Evans. Hoping he's wrong. 

We've been on the brother for awhile now luckily.

And Demas...and Shepherd....and pretty much the entire North Shore High School for all time.

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

And Demas...and Shepherd....and pretty much the entire North Shore High School for all time.

Demas and Shepherd are North Forest

25 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Why hasn't Hamm ever asked a recruit what they think about glory holes?  

The first rule of glory holes is you do not talk about glory holes. #TrustTheFreakinHamm

32 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Why hasn't Hamm ever asked a recruit what they think about glory holes?  

Best with the jizz...err...in the biz

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Demas and Shepherd are North Forest

Gdammit get out of here with your facts. I like it my way better.

15 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Is that another name for a snowflake?

No, her other name Kathi. She just goes by "Snowflake" when she dances.

Well hell. Is the MeMaw/aggy love affair over?

Was turning into a classic.

"Fringe Five Star"? Cannot wait to see what he has to say once he commits to us?

26 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Well hell. Is the MeMaw/aggy love affair over?

Was turning into a classic.

"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long".  - Weird Al

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She might have been chased off Hamm's site for the time being.

 

13 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Karen has been MIA since Friday from Hamm's little Facebook group.

She was going to see Janoris Jenkins.  I hope.

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Fringe Five Star"? Cannot wait to see what he has to say once he commits to us?

“Marginal four star” on the “periphery of three star”.  Too many syllables for the toilet smurf?

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