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If he really put that out and is actually going to pull the aggy hat.....might be the least classy thing I’ve seen in recruiting.  All 3 of those schools have won multiple multiple conference and national championships in the last 20 years....aggy on the other hand...well, you know

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For goodness sakes, go have a drink, kiss your dog, pet your girl, he's robbing you blind for $75 million. 

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

They are going to rip that nut job to pieces once the first blow out happens.

Remember when Louisville dropped 60+ on Jimbo 2 years ago?  I hope we get one of those.

they are right... he is the perfect fucking aggy. 

his name is "Jimbo" 

say that out loud a few times. 

it's funny as hell. 

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WTF does that last sentence even mean?

Me? I plan on taking a piss between noon and 2, but that timing could change slightly depending in when I actually need to go.

As much as those aggy fucknuts idolize jymbo, you'd think he'd done more in his career than inherit a great team and then piss it away over the next 4 years.

17 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Nothing drives the sips nuts like calf roping and delicious Texas BQ.

Nothing says great fun to 90% of the Urban Athletes not named BJ Foster like baby calf roping and fishing. Fuck it, why don't they do a full blown camping weekend and tell ghost stories and cook some 'smores?

Karen has to be Thujone. Just has to be. There’s no way there’s a person out there this weird.

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Karen has to be Thujone. Just has to be. There’s no way there’s a person out there this weird.

I'm not going to presume that every over the top caricature of an Aggie fan or ut head football coach is thujone. Nevermind probably thujone 

Sure Karen, bus them to some boosters ranch for a rodeo and what the results :).

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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My favorite part is this swamp bitch telling a bunch of Texans what makes a real rodeo. I'm fucking surprised she didn't include Gator Rasslin' or Running From The Cops on her list of fucking rodeo must-haves. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My favorite part is this swamp bitch telling a bunch of Texans what makes a real rodeo. I'm fucking surprised she didn't include Gator Rasslin' or Running From The Cops on her list of fucking rodeo must-haves. 

"Do bath salts" is tellingly absent.

I think Karen, the swampy bitch, is the one concerned about the horses crippling all they 5 stars, and the Anderson-Perkins-Di-Baggio-Schuster is correcting her swampy misconceptions about Texas rodeos.  Unless I'm misinterpretizing authentic paid-Facebook gibberish.

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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So they want him as a db but 24/7 has him as a wr?  That would also be one less 2019 they could take, affecting their precious ranking. 

Probably has something to do with the fact they have 0 cornerbacks on their roster and Boomhower just realized it after watching the spring game 

Elko is too busy texting his boyfriend Wiltfong to notice 

 

Same hs as hobbs and this guy was never even mentioned on anyone's radar definitely a suspect take. This reeks desperation

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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I guess Daylon Mack is their Lardass.

Boom baba boom baba boom...      

Hey, Lardass! Chow down, wide load!

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Karen having Brewster’s phone number is the icing on the cake here.

I doubt it.  Sounds like a Fitlov lie for people on the internet to be impressed. 

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I guess Daylon Mack is their Lardass.

Boom baba boom baba boom...      

Hey, Lardass! Chow down, wide load!

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Close. Needs wrts.

9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

This “lady” has to be a troll, right?

Entire Aggy swaggy fan base is getting catfished.. I wonder if they can all appear on the MTV show?

25 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Man, my inability to delay gratification is really becoming an issue this dead period. I just can't wait to see her crash and burn on her first aggy rollercoaster.

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Just gave me the best laugh I've had in a looooooong time.  Thanks.

I am trying to recall any other example of a fan adopting a new team (and a new fucking state) because they are insanely obsessed with the head coach. It is likely unprecedented. I can't wait to watch the documentary on Netflix when this crazy bitch finally snaps and goes postal.

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Losing a game? Sounds like a pretty conservative prediction by aggy standards

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Their offense is going to average 6 points a game.  They're going to lose a LOT of games.

The rules may have changed, but I believe you can’t take a recruit that’s on an official visit more than like 30 miles from the campus.  Would be hilarious to see them bus a bunch of recruits somewhere and get in trouble for it.  Although the NCAA are a bunch of toothless dipshits so they probably wouldn’t do anything.

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