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I will be honest I am more interested in watching this train wreck on Facebook go down than I am watching the actual games.

34 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Losing a game? Sounds like a pretty conservative prediction by aggy standards

I’m sure there’s an implied revenge win in the national championship game, as jimbo will have gotten them firing on all cylinders by December. 

29 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The rules may have changed, but I believe you can’t take a recruit that’s on an official visit more than like 30 miles from the campus.  Would be hilarious to see them bus a bunch of recruits somewhere and get in trouble for it.  Although the NCAA are a bunch of toothless dipshits so they probably wouldn’t do anything.

30 miles? Wow, they can't even take the recruits out to Snow's BBQ. Poor aggy.

Just now, Chopper said:

30 miles? Wow, they can't even take the recruits out to Snow's BBQ. Poor aggy.

Terry price and chef Hamm have the bbq covered. 

You have to give 'ole Karen this, however. Even she realizes that because college station is such a shithole, the best thing you can do on a recruiting weekend is to get the recruits the hell out of there.

35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Puts personal preferences/sports team about business. Winning strategy. 

Corporate branding?  Her first project will be a maroon pair of XXXL Depends with an SEC logo on one ass cheek and ATM  on the other cheek.   

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

There's no way "she" is real; this has to be a troll...

As odd as she may seem, she has a long history that predates her aggie postings.  She basically did the same shit on the FSU boards before this. They all know her... 

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17 minutes ago, RabidM said:

As odd as she may seem, she has a long history that predates your aggie postings.  She basically did the same shit on the FSU boards before this. They all know her... 

“She’s” been trolling Jimbo for years?

Isn’t it about time that the old loon gets her own thread? This one is supposed to be all Hamm and that relationship ended. Right?

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Corporate branding?  Her first project will be a maroon pair of XXXL Depends with an SEC logo on one ass cheek and ATM  on the other cheek.   

Jizz Jars labeled “Daddy 98” should be a big seller.

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Just now, You don't know me said:

Isn’t it about time that the old loon gets her own thread? This one is supposed to be all Hamm and that relationship ended. Right?

Suggested thread title?

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8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Suggested thread title?

One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest

It’s no wonder Hamm’s soon-to-be ex wife took out a restraining order against him. Dude stalks teenagers for a “living”.


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5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I doubt it.  Sounds like a Fitlov lie for people on the internet to be impressed. 

She's impressive alright. She's handling recruiting, fun time, jizz jars, jimmy Bo's nut sack and no telling what else.

Her meltdown is going to be fantastic. 
Correct. 4 losses with that offensive line (and offense in general) along with their secondary would be what I consider a damn good year.
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3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:
Her meltdown is going to be fantastic. 

Correct. 4 losses with that offensive line (and offense in general) along with their secondary would be what I consider a damn good year.

Could happen but I think they're going 7-5. They should do worse but half their conference schedule will suck ass as usual.

 You know, for people that act like they enjoy watching the aggy roller coaster, you sure don’t help it along by posting online that you predict they have 5 losses. 

Show me a loss 

I’ll start with Clemson ... oh who am kidding.  aggy gonna roll errbody.  

Edited by ShowmeyourTDs

Could happen but I think they're going 7-5. They should do worse but half their conference schedule will suck ass as usual.
Possibly.

I think 6 losses is virtually impossible with their OOC schedule and only 3 certain losses.

Boy, that stupid fucking aggy’s business plan has gone over smashingly so far.

When’s the first bathroom segment?

4 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Boy, that stupid fucking aggy’s business plan has gone over smashingly so far.

When’s the first bathroom segment?

IIRC they're all bathroom segments

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11 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

There's no way "she" is real; this has to be a troll...

Thujone has been incubating this one for a long time.  Might be his greatest work.

39 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

So did his business partner give up on him? What happened to the new site?

 

They have been promoting August 1st as the launch date for the new site 

Well fine.  We can take Tauren Carter, David Glenda, Noah Cain, Javonne Shepherd , Marquez Caldwell, and Jalen Catalon.

Those six players gives us 17 commits (4 less than those goobers).  The calculator gives us a total score of 259.75 points.  I’m sure we could find 4 players at a half point each to match the score of aggy’s awesome class.

 

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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They have 8 4* recruits and we have 7.  They have 10 3* recruits and we have 3.  It's well known that they have been pushing for recruits and we haven't.  Why are they talking shit again?

Stupid sip, use hamm's ratings. everyone is a five star. It is the BOMC that keeps the rankings down.

20 minutes ago, txhorns said:

  Why are they talking shit again?

Because aggy.

39 minutes ago, txhorns said:

They have 8 4* recruits and we have 7.  They have 10 3* recruits and we have 3.  It's well known that they have been pushing for recruits and we haven't.  Why are they talking shit again?

do you even aggy bro?

Them talking shit on 3* corners is amusing though, considering there are probably several high school seniors that could start for them this fall.

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The Hamm / Young interview is crazy. Young has to be dumber than a box of crap to be burning all of the bridges he has burned in the interview. Hamm is showing his true colors by asking the questions and leading the kid down the path of fire he is on. Hamm only cares about Hamm and jock sniffing. 

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Hamm had Eric Young on & he asked if a certain school was mad at him for committing to aggy.

He (Young) said Texas was mad at him.
Hamm: They said they backed off of recruiting you.
Young: Texas recruiteed me hard, they are liars.
Hamm: Laughs

Hamm: When you went on your visit to Texas, what was it that you didn't like?

EY: I just didn't like it there, not a comfortable place.

Hamm:Who all knew about the 
top 3 tweet? The other aggy commits? Coaching staff?

EY: They all knew & laughs.

Hamm: Who is all upset with you?

EY: Mostly BIGXII schools & I don't care

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EY is being led astray. Hamm should know better than goading a kid into this kind of shenaniganery

So the aggy douchebag coaches knew about this top 3 foolishness beforehand.  They did not suggest to the kid that he might come off looking like a buffoon.  No aggy coach thought to tell the kid some of these trolled coaches have next level connections in case the dumbass ever needed a good word on his character to the NFL about his recruiting experience.   Jimbo and Brewster must be some Hamm level turds.   

So the aggy staff knew about the troll job on the other 3 schools and got a laugh out of it?  I hope Dabo, Saban, Malzhan and whoever else get up big and keep scoring in the 4th quarter.

It really never ceases to amaze me how gullible aggy is, how dense do you have to be to not realize when someone is pissing on you and telling you its raining.

Edited by Not a Sock

They turned this kid into a heel for a couple of cheap pops.  The adults in the room should know better. 

And after his top 3 stunt, why should anyone believe anything he has to say about other schools or how hard texas was recruiting him recently?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

How does A&M keep letting Hamm around their program. It’s amazing 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How does A&M keep letting Hamm around their program. It’s amazing 

If they let Krazy Karen around their program and she is on a personal speed dial with Brewster, then Hamm is in like Flint.  He is currently assigned to giving Terry Price rib smoking tips and he totes Jimbo's luggage.  

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