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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You don't need a dick to make sure the right envelopes go to the right uncles.

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

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20 minutes ago, RabidM said:

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

Wait, I thought those jobs belonged to FedEx and JimboEx respectively.

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35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You don't need a dick to make sure the right envelopes go to the right uncles.

That's not what she does. That's what Austin Thomas does. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

In summary:

1. Hamm is the best in the biz

2. Jimbo is getting everyone he wants and his handpicked recruits are destined to all be 4 and 5 stars after the season. 

3. The support staff, who has done nothing yet, will be as good as Saban's. 

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack

Close:

1. Best in the jizz 

2. Jimbo handpicked the stars for his future film to be viewed on cuckledoodledoo.com.  The reviews are already 4 out of 5 stars in the station.

3. The new name of the pimp cane is “support staff”.  It will be the envy of everyone.

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack ... we want our money back.

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


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That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

Are you sure that isn’t also his job? We are talking about aggy after all.
1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


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duh the logic is obvious, ya stupid sip

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1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


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3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Just a few weeks ago they were saying how Calzada was a backup plan to two or three other guys. Now he's hand picked by Jimbo and the guy they wanted all along. The other 98 is incredibly entertaining, thanks :30!

You just wait and see! When his senior film comes out USC, Alabama and the Dallas Cowboys will be trying to steal him away! 

1 hour ago, demos said:


Are you sure that isn’t also his job? We are talking about aggy after all.

It's not gay if it's a gloryhole?

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

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Did Hamm print that fucking media badge himself? 

9 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Did Hamm print that fucking media badge himself? 

At least he didnt use crayon this time.

SO just taking 247 article format to the other 98? Crystal balls too?
Gargling balls will be involved.

Also, that media badge brings the official factor to 11.
2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

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Damn what a fucking douche. No wonder his wife left him.

 

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Damn what a fucking douche. No wonder his wife left him.

Can we all agree he is also kinda racist?

I bet the green wrist band proves he is tall enough for the adult rides at the carnival?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

That media badge is pure Aggy

Cheap version.  Doesn't have SEC on it.

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I bet the green wrist band proves he is tall enough for the adult rides at the carnival?

only some of them

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Spoiler

Lets head to the bathroom for a................................further discussion (wink, wink)

 

I bet the green wrist band proves he is tall enough for the adult rides at the carnival?

The opposite.
20 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Looks packed.

Yeah, fudge packed...

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11 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

The 3 shades of gray compliments his Kinkos media badge.

Someone should probably inform him about Garanimals. 

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Looks packed.

No not packed.  It was lit!  Stupid sip.

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

The Garanimals crack was more about him being a little fella, but okay.

18 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

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JFC.  With those capris pants all Hamm needs is a 1960s-style ladies yellow blouse that ties in the front, a Carmen Miranda headband, a feather duster and a can of Weight Watchers chocolate drink.

he IS a tiny little fella
but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster
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This has to be PhotoShopped...right? That fucking midget embarrasses himself without even trying.


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 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 


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3 hours ago, cafe society said:

JFC.  With those capris pants all Hamm needs is a 1960s-style ladies yellow blouse that ties in the front, a Carmen Miranda headband, a feather duster and a can of Weight Watchers chocolate drink.

Those aren't capris, those are just shorts for people of regular height. 

4 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

It's time to bring back the cargo shorts/pleated pants arguments. Cmon, it's the dead period!

23 hours ago, rickyspub said:

It's not gay if it's a gloryhole?

I'll defer to aggy's knowledge of gloryholes.

But until that day, and even after that day, dumbo will still be a cuck

aggy is the ONLY fanbase which would hold in high regard some old  crazy stalker bitch who has no ties or influence on anything.   fucking mind bottling.

If that bitch’s wooden teeth fall out, class gets dismissed. Of course they hold her in high regard. 

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

If that bitch’s wooden teeth fall out, class gets dismissed. Of course they hold her in high regard. 

aggy is used to pledging allegiance to bitches. I imagine Reveille's Twitter feed would resemble crazy Karen's.

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