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30 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

LUlz.  Cam Clear is the TE kicked out of Tennessee for stealing from his teammates.  Landed on his feet at Aggy.

SEC good

I sort of remember Sabiah Homes and DeVante Harris, mainly because they played recently and were terrible 

Pretty sad when you can't even afford to pay Manziel to show up.

Manziel is team Looch all the way. He can’t go to aggypoop events. That’s like Bill Gates showing up at Tim Cook’s Apple events.

Or maybe a more apt analogy is some dude named Carl, the night shift store manager at the local Burger King, showing up to a jack in the box.

The definition of “aggy greats” and “awesome prizes” is being tossed around pretty loosely. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daylon Mack will be there early. 

Leon O’Neal will be there late. 

Mack will be there? Is this round table located at the Golden Corral?

Hamm is single handedly destroying the word "y'all"

Queue Hamm taking credit for Cupps’s commitment and saying he should be the recruiting coordinator again.  Would be a step down in salary for a guy making 6figs.

 

OK, that's enough seating for Javorskie Lane... where's everybody else going to sit?

Attention to detail: They put Hamm in a high chair ... because smurf. 

Hamm drinks Michelob Ultra. 

Fan-fucking-tastic 

 

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Hamm drinks Michelob Ultra. 

Fan-fucking-tastic 

 

It’s actually in one of these bottles, too. 

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14 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Lulz.  They look like the ventriloquist act on an Iowa gambling boat at 4a.m.

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does anyone else feel bad for him?

1 hour ago, Fug said:

does anyone else feel bad for him?

I think you are all alone. 

I doubt Hamm feels bad for himself either. He's probably convinced himself the turnout was some conspiracy by Texags... because they're afraid of him.  He'll take it as validation for how good he is... 

To be fair to the guy, he is out there trying to make something happen. Whether he is successful or not, I appreciate him not giving up and his life is better than a many that sit in a cubicle all day. HOT TAKE

He is definitely making something * happen.

* sniffing jocks and stalking bathrooms 

3 hours ago, travelingtexan said:

To be fair to the guy, he is out there trying to make something happen. Whether he is successful or not, I appreciate him not giving up and his life is better than a many that sit in a cubicle all day. HOT TAKE

Hey Gabe, 

why do you wear a t-shirt under your collared shirt after the age of 14?

Can't wait for them to start serving jizz on tap to these clowns.

hey, I didnt say the guy isnt a total dweeb...

 

you fucking sluts negged me for that hahahah

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I'm here because I saw the "fucking sluts" Bat Signal in the sky...oh, I see. Never mind.

Hamm is doing the "sshhh" emoji after pretty much every tweet about aggy recruiting.  What a dweeb.

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hamm is doing the "sshhh" emoji after pretty much every tweet about aggy recruiting.  What a dweeb.

He has stated multiple times he wants the head recuiting job at Aggy. He will tell anyone who will listen 

Carrington already has the job he wants. Hamm charges idiots for Facebook posts. The jealously is eating him alive 

His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids talk to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook 

 

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"His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook"

Maybe he should get an unmarked van with "free candy" written on the side? 

 

25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook"

Maybe he should get an unmarked van with "free candy Candi" written on the side? 

 

fixed that for you

On 4/14/2018 at 10:12 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

I wonder how many will actually show up?095505fd31b54913dbe4bcd8040abcf2.jpg

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I think Hamm is a total putz. 

But I respect his grind. 

4 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

I think Hamm is a total putz. 

But I respect his grind. 

It's more of a swirl than a grind.

Just watched Hamms recruiting chat on his FB page.

Bullet points

1. Big things are in store for aggy scoop, Hamm possibly shutting his FB down and moving to new board.

2. Said Marquez Beason was enamored with Illinois and its all about the money.

3. The Gunnell effect will sign with aggy.

4. Fisher will close the borders. Fisher will get everybody he wants, the rest of the schools will be fighting for what's left.

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.


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hamm is an always will be nothing more than an after game jock sniffer.

7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just watched Hamms recruiting chat on his FB page.

Bullet points

1. Big things are in store for aggy scoop, Hamm possibly shutting his FB down and moving to new board.

2. Said Marquez Beason was enamored with Illinois and its all about the money.

3. The Gunnell effect will sign with aggy.

4. Fisher will close the borders. Fisher will get everybody he wants, the rest of the schools will be fighting for what's left.

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.


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9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.
 

Yeah? Well I could get Emma Watson, if I *really* wanted to.

Nobody seems to have any idea of where Gunnell is going. Arkansas would probably be ideal for us. 

9 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Yeah? Well I could get Emma Watson, if I *really* wanted to.

 

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Has Hamm every acknowledged this thread or the previous one on shaggy?

13 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:



5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.
 

This is ridiculous. He’s one of a couple difference maker WRs this cycle. They wanted him.

Fits their narrative this cycle that Jimbo will get whomever he pleases, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Any perceived head-to-head for us is because Jimbo didn't really want that player.

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