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40 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Well, there's a fire at or near Hamm's little rent-an-office, so there's an appreciable chance his stupidity has set his office aflame.  

There’s nothing to worry about unless an Aggy actually built the fire 

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1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

There’s nothing to worry about unless an Aggy actually built the fire 

If they built it, then it wouldn't have ended up making it to the whole "getting lit" stage now would it?

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If they built it, then it wouldn't have ended up making it to the whole "getting lit" stage now would it?

aggy is always lit

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Read her new book, How to Carry Three Footballs and Still Have A Free Hand.
Never thought I'd say this, but those breasts are absurd outside of the porn industry. 
Or head ball coach at TCU, right?
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Footwork King is visiting A&M tomorrow - sans Demas and Shepherd, apparently:

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9 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Um...that’s weird

It's probably also an outright lie or just completely made up, so there's that.

Someone needs to make an account "Karen Loves Hamm" and watch their heads explode.

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

Footwork King is visiting A&M tomorrow - sans Demas and Shepherd, apparently:

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Uh huh.  Another day, more aggy bald faced lies.

 

— I exchanged a couple of texts with Rischad Whitfield, and he told me that he is in fact bringing Javonne Shepherd to Texas this weekend. Shepherd visited Texas last month and publicly named UT his leader. We still have reason to believe the Longhorns have the edge over Texas A&M in this recruitment. Getting him back on campus is yet another big win for Texas.

— Shepherd isn’t the only recruit that Whitfield is bringing down to Austin this weekend. He also told me that he is bringing five-star Houston North Forest wide receiver Demond Demas. Texas has the in-state edge for Demas and made a huge impression on him during his visit last month. If Texas can reel in the aforementioned Shepherd, it would play a big role with Demas.

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You are from Florida. You were a Seminoles fan until a few months ago. This is all so weird.

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She does know that it's Jimbo who's holding a pool party this weekend, right?

Who the fuck gives a dog a first and last name?

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Just now, Sejjr said:

Who the fuck gives a dog a first and last name?

She meant to name the account KarenLoves Norman's Johnson

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

She meant to name the account KarenLoves Norman's Johnson

Is Norman the guy Jimbo has to pay to fuck his women for him?

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is Norman the guy Jimbo has to pay to fuck his women for him?

They all fuck his women for free.  He pays to watch.  

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Hamm is now saying that Jeffery Carter will commit to OU.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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You are from Florida. You were a Seminoles fan until a few months ago. This is all so weird.

Visitor's list?  Only one visitor?  Now I am sad.  

23 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm has a burning desire.  Kind of like getting the clap from Meemaw.  

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On 7/24/2018 at 3:11 PM, cafe society said:

Do not want.  Jodi Arias crazy vibe.

Same.

Huge hand(s).

I'll pass. 

That old bag is seriously mental.  She makes me uncomfortable.

This year is going to be so enjoyable to follow once A&M loses multiple games. 

You just know there's going to be conflict between A&M fans and that old bitch. 

43 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What the fuck kinda name is Kelvin Bredehoeft? 

Comanche indian

Hamm has been trying to be besties with Whitfield for years.

And holy shit the irony of 6figs to accuse anyone of "blowing up" someone to the point of annoyance.

So Jimbo put an offer on the table for Demond Demas. Got it. 

Has any recruit ever NOT been torn between Texas and aggy? Talk about clockwork.

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So Jimbo put an offer on the table for Demond Demas. Got it. 

No no no. Jimbo has no knowledge of any misgivings in the program and all the actions of Austin Thomas were due to a rogue assistant going into business for himself. 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What the fuck kinda name is Kelvin Bredehoeft? 

Enjoys performing oral, but only through the unzipped fly of sweaty lederhosen with polka music in the background

"Tom Herman and his reputation...you know how he is..."

What a whiny little bitch.  Haha.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

I guess that's what you're gonna get out of Mr.0-15 isn't it.

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