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14 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Man Rush is an idiot, perfect fit and makes sense as he is making a financial investment into Hamm. 

How much investment is needed for a Facebook group and a free Wix website?

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47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are they “media” or not?  Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. 

Our 995s have said the same thing. They won’t disclose the reason either 

It's pretty obvious, guys.  Shepherd's girlfriend is at UT, and she won't let him visit aggy while Leah Knight is there.


You know.... because of all the blowjobs.

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's pretty obvious, guys.  Shepherd's girlfriend is at UT, and she won't let him visit aggy while Leah Knight is there.


You know.... because of all the blowjobs.

or the forced sex with goats of course. 

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Our 995s have said the same thing. They won’t disclose the reason either 

Occam's Razor: None of them have a fucking clue so they are attempting to appear coy/vague/protective.

1-The 9.95ers could all be bullshitting. 

2-is aggy still recruiting Shepherd or is he just not allowed to visit A&M? 

If it's both I think it's some type of recruiting violation and aggy is likely waiting for clearance from the NCAA. Completely different circumstances but something similar happened last cycle with an Ohio State recruit (Micah Parsons). There were recruiting violations, they self-reported, and pretty much stopped recruiting Parsons because of said violations. 

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1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it.  They're going to do well.

9 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it.  They're going to do well.

Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.

27 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.

Vanilla, mint chocolate chip, or cookies n cream?

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

That @6FigsHandler is quite the bitch, eh? I look forward to laughing at more of their sites' new content. 

Funny that he reflexively bitches at his customers in the same whiny, deflecting way he responds to posts on here.

Haaaaaaaannnnnddllerrrrrrr

come out and plaaaaaaayyyyyaaayyyyyy

not really, just wanted to use the line. 

So "Trainer" is what we have to call the street agents now, right?  That's the kayfabe these days?

And "Transportation Issue" means that my "Trainer" got paid to not let me make the trip, yes?

I feel so behind the times.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are they “media” or not?  Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. 

They’re boosters, just like texags. 

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Hamm: Coach Terry Price will be there smoking meats.

Hamm: Hope Leah Knight will show up.

Hamm: I have never witnessed a group of committed recruits that are putting the pool party together.
It speaks well of the power of the aggy coaching staff

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Wait. The recruits are putting the event together, but Coach Klump is smoking the meats?

Sounds like a school-sponsored event to me. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Wait. The recruits are putting the event together, but Coach Klump is smoking the meats?

Sounds like a school-sponsored event to me. 

This was my thought as well. And Hamm literally saying it's the power of the coaching staff. 

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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You can say whatever you want when only 40 people are listening. I wonder how many are family members.

21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

You can say whatever you want when only 40 people are listening. I wonder how many are family members.

<I'm not a marketing major> What a shitty placed/sized graphic.  Meathead and Hammster are covering the other 98% of it.

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Hamm: Coach Tom Herman texted FW King while he has visiting aggy coaches yesterday and wanted to know "hey man, are we still cool"


other Texas coaches were doing same thing

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Hamm: If signing day was tomorrow Hornsby will be an aggy.
"I guarantee it"
Hornsby has a lot of pro-aggy people in his ear.

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7 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy.

Ice cold

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ice cold

That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. 

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Wearing his aggy ring where his wedding ring should be.  I guess the impish fuck really is married to aggy culture.  

Or maybe he's just lonely.  At least he has 47 people to keep him company.

Goddamit @Ghost of Stevie Ray  beat me to it.

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That set is so fucking low rent looking you could tell me that is a skit from the Weird Al movie UHF and I would believe you. 

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Also, am I seeing that correctly across the bottom:

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JIMBO TRACKER: We have just gotten word that Jimbo is throwing a kegger with Jello wrestling on the farm with sheep and other various promiscuous farm animals

FIFY Hammy

23 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy.

He cant, one of the recruiting personalities he plays is the Good Husband, aggie helped mold...

The elementary school morning announcements the 5th graders do on closed circuit tv have five times the viewership.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. 

Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. 

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It's like a latter-day Woodward and Bernstein over there
 

Spoiler


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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's like a latter-day Woodward and Bernstein over there
 

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Watergate, waterheaded, close enough 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. 

What does cheryl tell the kids? Does aggy get joint custody?

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

The elementary school morning announcements the 5th graders do on closed circuit tv have five times the viewership.

And ten times the significance.

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

And ten times the significance.

You're not kidding. Finding out it was pizza day in 2nd grade was no joke.

The school announcements have a captive audience. 

But I’d bet the old scrolling tv guide channel and the public access channel that posted the weekly school lunch menu have more viewership. 

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Maybe Jimbo Shrimp can get Jameis to come show them how to eat a W at the next bbq and rodeo

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