July 27, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said: Man Rush is an idiot, perfect fit and makes sense as he is making a financial investment into Hamm. How much investment is needed for a Facebook group and a free Wix website?
July 27, 20187 yr 47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Are they “media” or not? Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. Our 995s have said the same thing. They won’t disclose the reason either
July 27, 20187 yr It's pretty obvious, guys. Shepherd's girlfriend is at UT, and she won't let him visit aggy while Leah Knight is there. You know.... because of all the blowjobs.
July 27, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said: It's pretty obvious, guys. Shepherd's girlfriend is at UT, and she won't let him visit aggy while Leah Knight is there. You know.... because of all the blowjobs. or the forced sex with goats of course.
July 27, 20187 yr 35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: Our 995s have said the same thing. They won’t disclose the reason either Occam's Razor: None of them have a fucking clue so they are attempting to appear coy/vague/protective.
July 27, 20187 yr 1-The 9.95ers could all be bullshitting. 2-is aggy still recruiting Shepherd or is he just not allowed to visit A&M? If it's both I think it's some type of recruiting violation and aggy is likely waiting for clearance from the NCAA. Completely different circumstances but something similar happened last cycle with an Ohio State recruit (Micah Parsons). There were recruiting violations, they self-reported, and pretty much stopped recruiting Parsons because of said violations. Edited July 27, 20187 yr by texasstrong12
July 27, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, williemackgarza said: POWER MOVES! MEEMAWS GUT! BOOK IT! Meemaw's gut and ovaries on the table. Good Lord.
July 27, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said: Trouble in paradise That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it. They're going to do well.
July 27, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, You don't know me said: That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it. They're going to do well. Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.
July 27, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, rickyspub said: Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly. Vanilla, mint chocolate chip, or cookies n cream?
July 27, 20187 yr That @6FigsHandler is quite the bitch, eh? I look forward to laughing at more of their sites' new content.
July 27, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Chopper said: That @6FigsHandler is quite the bitch, eh? I look forward to laughing at more of their sites' new content. Funny that he reflexively bitches at his customers in the same whiny, deflecting way he responds to posts on here.
July 27, 20187 yr Haaaaaaaannnnnddllerrrrrrr come out and plaaaaaaayyyyyaaayyyyyy not really, just wanted to use the line.
July 27, 20187 yr So "Trainer" is what we have to call the street agents now, right? That's the kayfabe these days? And "Transportation Issue" means that my "Trainer" got paid to not let me make the trip, yes? I feel so behind the times.
July 27, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Are they “media” or not? Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. They’re boosters, just like texags.
July 27, 20187 yr Author From Frenzy: Quote Hamm: Coach Terry Price will be there smoking meats. Hamm: Hope Leah Knight will show up. Hamm: I have never witnessed a group of committed recruits that are putting the pool party together. It speaks well of the power of the aggy coaching staff
July 27, 20187 yr Wait. The recruits are putting the event together, but Coach Klump is smoking the meats? Sounds like a school-sponsored event to me.
July 27, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Wait. The recruits are putting the event together, but Coach Klump is smoking the meats? Sounds like a school-sponsored event to me. This was my thought as well. And Hamm literally saying it's the power of the coaching staff.
July 27, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Machinator said: From Frenzy: You can say whatever you want when only 40 people are listening. I wonder how many are family members.
July 27, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: You can say whatever you want when only 40 people are listening. I wonder how many are family members. <I'm not a marketing major> What a shitty placed/sized graphic. Meathead and Hammster are covering the other 98% of it.
July 27, 20187 yr Author Quote Hamm: Coach Tom Herman texted FW King while he has visiting aggy coaches yesterday and wanted to know "hey man, are we still cool" other Texas coaches were doing same thing
July 27, 20187 yr 32 minutes ago, Machinator said: From Frenzy: Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy.
July 27, 20187 yr Author Quote Hamm: If signing day was tomorrow Hornsby will be an aggy. "I guarantee it" Hornsby has a lot of pro-aggy people in his ear.
July 27, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy. Ice cold
July 27, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, texifornia said: Ice cold That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say.
July 27, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Machinator said: Wearing his aggy ring where his wedding ring should be. I guess the impish fuck really is married to aggy culture. Or maybe he's just lonely. At least he has 47 people to keep him company. Goddamit @Ghost of Stevie Ray beat me to it. Edited July 27, 20187 yr by GlenFromTheMailRoom
July 27, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Machinator said: Next topic on the live show, "How to clean Meemaw's ovaries off the table"
July 27, 20187 yr That set is so fucking low rent looking you could tell me that is a skit from the Weird Al movie UHF and I would believe you.
July 27, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Machinator said: Also, am I seeing that correctly across the bottom: Quote JIMBO TRACKER: We have just gotten word that Jimbo is throwing a kegger with Jello wrestling on the farm with sheep and other various promiscuous farm animals FIFY Hammy
July 27, 20187 yr 23 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy. He cant, one of the recruiting personalities he plays is the Good Husband, aggie helped mold...
July 27, 20187 yr The elementary school morning announcements the 5th graders do on closed circuit tv have five times the viewership.
July 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said: That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. Edited July 27, 20187 yr by BigHorn'13
July 27, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, texifornia said: It's like a latter-day Woodward and Bernstein over there Reveal hidden contents Watergate, waterheaded, close enough
July 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said: Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. What does cheryl tell the kids? Does aggy get joint custody?
July 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, DaysOff said: The elementary school morning announcements the 5th graders do on closed circuit tv have five times the viewership. And ten times the significance.
July 27, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: And ten times the significance. You're not kidding. Finding out it was pizza day in 2nd grade was no joke.
July 28, 20187 yr The school announcements have a captive audience. But I’d bet the old scrolling tv guide channel and the public access channel that posted the weekly school lunch menu have more viewership. Edited July 28, 20187 yr by Pato del Muerto
July 28, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, texifornia said: CSPD must have been stoked. Were they not invited to the bbq this time?
July 28, 20187 yr Maybe Jimbo Shrimp can get Jameis to come show them how to eat a W at the next bbq and rodeo
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