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21 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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It must be in the aggy fan site DNA to have the mods treat their posters like children.

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Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

Don’t be surprised to see Jeffrey Carter shut things down before he leaves town. We flattened his tire so he’d be stuck in this shit hole overnight.


1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

Hammster actually works for meemaw  now (unpaid). But some twink aggy with family money made the dumb investment to build hammster a new site.

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

Just think to all of the negative trash he’s thrown a the Texas program and that feeling should pass quickly.

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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How did Jimbo knock it out of the park on a non-sanctioned school event hosted and planned only by players.

44 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

How did Jimbo knock it out of the park on a non-sanctioned school event hosted and planned only by players.

Seems not the case. 

 

Holy shit. They actually held it at an apartment complex parking lot.

 

What’s next? Behind a flea market in Bryan?

 

Isn't Peveto the LB coach? I know they are extremely shorthanded at the LB, but moving a 5 star RB seems a little bit like reaching.

Interesting that they let freshman players live off campus. I figured most programs would want first year freshmen in the dorms together so they could acclimate to college life.  Maybe I’m way off base. 

God that shithole sucks

FIFY


and thats a troll pick under a covered spot/ carport in a run down parking lot right? Gotta be. Or just more POWER MOVES!?
2 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Seems not the case. 

 

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I'm disappointed Matt Bonner decided to become an aggy fan after retiring from the league.



Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  


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So hard to have glory holes in a car port...............advantage aggies

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

God that town sucks

Unpossible.  Dillopad lives there.  It's lit, 100, on fire and whatnot. 

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Interesting that they let freshman players live off campus. I figured most programs would want first year freshmen in the dorms together so they could acclimate to college life.  Maybe I’m way off base. 

That's part of aggie selling to recruits, they never have to go to class if they agree to taking the right classes. They can do everything remote with tutors, as long as they keep their dick in their pants.

Absolutely knocked that shit OUT OF THE PARK!!

He should have kept it in the park and off the asphalt.

For real fun, the recruits got to watch neighbor test his new boat motor in a barrel of water. And the cops showed up to break up some family violence. Lit!

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

30 seconds they’ll never forget.

Wow, he's gotten better. 

I presume that disgusting finger the old hag is showing off was just giving old man brew a prostate exam?

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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I'm not that emotionally invested in recruiting that I cry if aggy finishes ahead of us. I will probably just watch this instead:

 

The only thing "sawed off" in the Station is Jimbo Fisher.  That sawed off little squirt will be threatening to fight saber rattling corps turds as soon as the Clemson fiasco is over.   This is going to be a fun season.   

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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It's funny they think we're worried.  That's something they can check on. These forums are free. But instead of checking, they would prefer to just tell themselves something comforting instead. If enough of them repeat it, maybe it will be true.

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19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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What am I supposed to be upset about? A BBQ event? 

And literally the only time I ever think about Jimbo is when I visit this site and see funny pics of him looking uncomfortable around the weirdos he now works for. 

Me worry? Well, actually, yes. The greater the aggy disappointment, the worse the service in local restaurants gets. I'm going to have to wait an extra five minutes for my food every time I go out this fall.

28 minutes ago, RabidM said:

If enough of them repeat it, maybe it will be true.

This is how Texags is a successful company. Liucci can say anything and their groupthink will find a way to confirm it's truth. It's actually amazing to watch. 

 

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Poor Karen, wait till discovers half of the gomers in colley station have been humping her beloved dog Norman.

5 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

What am I supposed to be upset about? A BBQ event? 

And literally the only time I ever think about Jimbo is when I visit this site and see funny pics of him looking uncomfortable around the weirdos he now works for. 

I mean...The Nutty Professor himself, showed up to their carport BBQ.  Maybe they think we're upset that celebrities don't come our recruiting events?

I guess Karen putting her ovaries on the table next to the BBQ spread didn't work out like she planned?

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I guess Karen putting her ovaries on the table next to the BBQ spread didn't work out like she planned?

What, you mean those weren’t deviled eggs?!

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