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1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Let's not forget the fact that these were aggy tire "techs". I'm surprised they only had to spend one extra night in College Station.

Bullfuckingshit! Check USA Today’s latest rankings. The Texas A&M School Of Tire Repair Technology is ranked #2 in the nation after Miami (Ohio).

They’re #1 in the Liucci 44. 

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I guess there are more.  Weslayan and Westheimer was the one.  

I thought Willowick and San Felipe was still full serve. Grab some Ouisie’s shrimp and grits while you wait. Profit.

6 minutes ago, Ifiwaspresident said:

I thought Willowick and San Felipe was still full serve. Grab some Ouisie’s shrimp and grits while you wait. Profit.

No.  It’s priced like it is though.  

5 hours ago, TBGFL said:

Medley and Tarian Lee are most certainly 3 stars. Lee couldn't even get a look from FSU. Nakobe Dean isn't going to Aggy

A&M is running behind at least five schools for Dean right now 

10 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Carter is part of what is arguably the most talented defensive back haul ever chronicled? Is that real? Hooooly shit that is hilarious. 

In all seriousness, y'all, I actually went to the CS Discount Tires this past weekend, and got a full blowout swapped out in about 15 minutes.

Depending on finding somebody helpful, they coulda been done in an hour, maybe an hour and a half. If you suspected bullshit on that story, you weren't wrong. 

Well, it worked. Aggy went from Bag Men to Nail Boys. 

2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Well, it worked. Aggy went from Bag Men to Nail Boys. 

Has anyone checked on Carter?  Take a picture with a cell phone and see if he snaps back.

 

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2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

In all seriousness, y'all, I actually went to the CS Discount Tires this past weekend, and got a full blowout swapped out in about 15 minutes.

Depending on finding somebody helpful, they coulda been done in an hour, maybe an hour and a half. If you suspected bullshit on that story, you weren't wrong. 

You'd figure you'd be more careful wearing wool in aggyworld having lived there all these years. 

How long does it take to change a tire over a nail? 30 mins tops? You would think with all the bally hoo they were getting their motor rebuilt before making the trip back home. 

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35 minutes ago, TXs said:

How long does it take to change a tire over a nail? 30 mins tops? You would think with all the bally hoo they were getting their motor rebuilt before making the trip back home. 

The main delay could be contributed to problems with wiring the funds to the bank account

17 minutes ago, Fug said:

The main delay could be contributed to problems with wiring the funds to the bank account

The delay was created due to their need to assuage their embarrassment over reneging on a promise to OU to visit Norman again before committing anywhere. Considering Carter's suspect character, I am surprised they went to such lengths to create and excuse. It's not the first time a recruit cancelled a scheduled visit because they committed elsewhere.

4 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

The delay was created due to their need to assuage their embarrassment over reneging on a promise to OU to visit Norman again before committing anywhere. Considering Carter's suspect character, I am surprised they went to such lengths to create and excuse. It's not the first time a recruit cancelled a scheduled visit because they committed elsewhere.

Long words.  I prefer faux Bobby Burton and Chip Brown articles.

It’s kind of tough to believe that the real plan was to wake up and drive 500 miles. After the Erick young top 3, I wouldn’t be shocked to hear that the commitment and snub was preplanned. 

I am actually surprised that OU's CB coach's twitter meltdown hasn't garnered national attention.  I legitimately believe that if a Texas coach had such a fit, it would've been thoroughyl dissected on every ESPN talking head show imaginable.

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

I am actually surprised that OU's CB coach's twitter meltdown hasn't garnered national attention.  I legitimately believe that if a Texas coach had such a fit, it would've been thoroughyl dissected on every ESPN talking head show imaginable.

We're Texas?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s kind of tough to believe that the real plan was to wake up and drive 500 miles. After the Erick young top 3, I wouldn’t be shocked to hear that the commitment and snub was preplanned. 

He a released a produced commitment video at 5pm that day. It was preplanned. 

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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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I literally scrolled to the top of the page to check what thread I am in. He doesn't want to do what he has seen elsewhere by making a prediction and then having to walk it back?

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His “everything I say is true when I say it, but things changed” routine wasn’t working for him any longer?

13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

He doesn’t want to put his ovaries on the table.

Well, it is a long way up to the table.

 

His network of fanboys is super "plugged in."

29 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I literally scrolled to the top of the page to check what thread I am in. He doesn't want to do what he has seen elsewhere by making a prediction and then having to walk it back?

I did the same thing....

If anyone wants proof that an Aggy education is in the same tier as bobby Bruce and independence community college read the Aggy boards and these threads. That’s all the proof required to show the difference in educational systems 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If anyone wants proof that an Aggy education is in the same tier as bobby Bruce and independence community college read the Aggy boards and these threads. That’s all the proof required to show the difference in educational systems 

To be fair, most of the other UT-related forums are almost completely illegible, too.

On 7/31/2018 at 3:05 PM, Viper said:

their bitchy little snipes back and forth at each other are embarrassingly immature.

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1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

To be fair, most of the other UT-related forums are almost completely illegible, too.

You leave TBob and Boomhauer over at OB out of this, sir.  

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I literally scrolled to the top of the page to check what thread I am in. He doesn't want to do what he has seen elsewhere by making a prediction and then having to walk it back?

 

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I did the same thing....

ha....I looked at the address bar to see what thread I was in.

14 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

ha....I looked at the address bar to see what thread I was in.

lol, talk about all being in the same boat......

I’m actually starting to think the new site is going to survive. There’s such a large market for aggy delusion and Hamm has proven to be one of the most delusional so I expect that people will actually pay for subscriptions. In fact, I’m hoping they do so I can continue to be entertained.

What Surly member is going to give the toilet bitch $9.95 a month so that we can all continue to enjoy his sweet, sweet recruiting nuggets?

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What Surly member is going to give the toilet bitch $9.95 a month so that we can all continue to enjoy his sweet, sweet recruiting nuggets?

Please. 80% of his subscribers will be longhorn socks

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He might comp his kid a subscription. Might be the only way to talk to him. 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He might comp his kid a subscription. Might be the only way to talk to him. 

Brutal.  I LOL'ed.

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He might comp his kid a subscription. Might be the only way to talk to him. 

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Let's all share one log-in and let the hilarity commence!

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

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Is this the look when Hamm's little boy tells Daddy that he is a huge Texas Longhorn fan?  

4 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What Surly member is going to give the toilet bitch $9.95 a month so that we can all continue to enjoy his sweet, sweet recruiting nuggets?

I will happily paypal $20 to whoever signs up to cover a few months. 

we should be able to get enough to only have to chip in $5 for a year subscription.

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