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7 hours ago, Fug said:

Has Hamm every acknowledged this thread or the previous one on shaggy?

I really, really doubt it. If he had, his response would have been meme-worthy and repeated every third post or so for lulz. Because as little self-awareness as aggy has in general, Hamm has even less than that.

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17 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Fits their narrative this cycle that Jimbo will get whomever he pleases, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Any perceived head-to-head for us is because Jimbo didn't really want that player.

So RC Jimbo didn't offer?

Edited by Orange^White

28 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

So RC Jimbo didn't offer?

 

27 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

 

 

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2019 QB recruiting is interesting; there's a shortage in typical takes, so everyone's scrambling hard for backup plans that typically shouldn't go to those schools 

Regarding Gunnell, A&M, Ohio St, LSU, and Oklahoma State would all be kind of shitty situations for him to land from our point of view

A&M: he helps them win, thus helping their trajectory which directly effects us in recruiting

Ohio State: helps their Texas pipeline to continue

LSU: we'd play against him his first two years. He might not start the first one, would probably be the starter for the second. 

Oklahoma State: we'd play him 3-4 years 

 

Ideally he goes to Arkansas where he beats A&M for 3-4 years, but out of this group, LSU is probably the least of the evils 

 

Always fun to see Hammster place his tiny balls on the chopping block. Pretty certain he will not go 11-0 on that prediction. Trust the Hamm.

Kind of interesting that Hamm doesn't have Stripling in there. He's all but committed at this point and they've spent a lot of time on he and his bro. 

Edited by golfclap

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Kind of interesting that Hamm doesn't have Stripling in there. He's all but committed at this point and they've spent a lot of time on he and his bro. 

Nahlin has intimated a couple of times that he's more open than most think. I've disregarded it because he seems like a lock, but maybe there's something there? 

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Always fun to see Hammster place his tiny balls on the chopping block. Pretty certain he will not go 11-0 on that prediction. Trust the Hamm.

Right on cue, Jalen Curry to LSU is starting to pick up some steam. I'm sure Gunnell will follow.

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Nahlin has intimated a couple of times that he's more open than most think. I've disregarded it because he seems like a lock, but maybe there's something there? 

Yeah, but his little brother is a fucking redass goober. I think that's been the biggest factor in keeping him interested/leaning Aggy. Having said that, Aggy is at 15 OL offers (and 2 commits) in 2020 and none of them are Marcus Stripling. OU is showing some interest but it's really cursory and despite not having one of the 15 offers Marcus is still full Gomer right now. Will be interesting to see if he gets butthurt or if Aggy gives him the offer. 

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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I cant believe people pay him for this shit.  There's no actual info in there other than saying "he visited and both schools are going to recruit him to the end".  Yeah, no shit smurf.

The SEC and the fast track to the NFL. 

We had more people drafted than A&M this year and we haven't won shit in 8 years. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

The SEC and the fast track to the NFL. 

We had more people drafted than A&M this year and we haven't won shit in 8 years. 

Yes but what about the # of Bama draft picks, ya stupid sip?  Advantage aggy.

Hamm is wrong about the whole change your handle before a flip or decommit.  Leal has never had aggy commit on his Twitter page.

57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

You can tell him at his next meeting at the Applebee’s Michelob Ultra happy hour.

 

Dammit, I just spit water all my keyboard. +rep

I thought ultra was a modifier for happy.  Figured I’d be getting michelob at the ultra happy hour. 

Michelob Happy would probably be a better seller.

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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This was great stuff before craft brewing was legal.

 

Yep, gotta agree with ya there.

No words. This man is a national treasure. 

 

27 minutes ago, Caddox said:

No words. This man is a national treasure. 

 

I agree, no words. Mostly because I have no idea what the fuck you posted. 

No words. This man is a national treasure.   

 

 

 

I don’t know who ‘theother98’ is, but that’s the only thing he’s ever tweeted. That account is followed by only the most batshit crazy of aggy - including Hamm and that crazy Karen chick.

 

The only person that account follows is Hamm.

Pretty sure that's Hamm's new branding/website. "The Other 98%" as in everyone but the 2 percenters who are just there for the education and don't care for the weird traditions.. What a fucking tool. 

The other 98.  Is that like the silent moronity?

16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Mostly False

Mostly False

Mostly False

Sure if you view it through the lens of reality and truth.  But if you recognize it for what it is as feel good circle jerk propaganda, it makes more sense.

A few things:

  1. Champions Council?  Bwahahahaha
  2. "A&M is very confident".  kevinbaconalliswell.gif
  3. Bathroom smurf remains a thin skinned little bitch boy
19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Champions Council?  Bwahahahaha

Did they hold the Champions Council in the Hall of Champions? Should be plenty of room.

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22 minutes ago, Scholz said:

A few things:

  1. Champions Council?  Bwahahahaha

i like forward to their Champions Cancel on week 5.

On 5/9/2018 at 9:59 AM, Scholz said:

The other 98.  Is that like the silent moronity?

Maybe. But I am told it is referring to the young men who have mounted Candi besides Taylor Jacobs and the tennis player.

Edited by BurntOrangeCrush

4 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Maybe. But I am told it is referring to the young men who have mounted Candi besides Taylor Jacobs and the tennis player.

I thought that was the Champions Council.

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