August 3, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: He might comp his kid a subscription. Might be the only way to talk to him.
August 4, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Katfid54 said: 3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said: Is this the look when Hamm's little boy tells Daddy that he is a huge Texas Longhorn fan? Nope. Ms. Hamm told lil hamm "I'm fucking that guy now." Hamster asked which one and she said "all of them."
August 4, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, texaslong said: Is Hamm one of the A&M CEO's that they brag about? They are actually tied with Michigan with 4 each, but you know aggy. 2 of them are oil and gas, 2 of them are insurance salesmen. Conspicuously missing are Con-Ag and John Deere
August 4, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, Treefidy said: They are actually tied with Michigan with 4 each, but you know aggy. 2 of them are oil and gas, 2 of them are insurance salesmen. Conspicuously missing are Con-Ag and John Deere Daddy98 is that successful?
August 4, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said: Daddy98 is that successful? There’s like 500,000 aggy former students and their families, most still in southeast Texas, and all going out of their way to make sure they only do business with fellow ags. Plus the T-shirt fans. Edited August 4, 20187 yr by Pato del Muerto
August 5, 20187 yr How does that Florida transplant have so much access to aggy players, practice, and team functions? She is either Brewster's side piece or Jimbo's girlfriend.
August 5, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said: How does that Florida transplant have so much access to aggy players, practice, and team functions? She is either Brewster's side piece or Jimbo's girlfriend. Why not both? It really is bizarre. Nobody just moves across the country to follow a “dreamy” head coach, and rather than be arrested for stalking, she gets access? This bitch is a fucking bag lady, that’s the only explanation.
August 5, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, Sejjr said: Why not both? It really is bizarre creepy. Nobody just moves across the country to follow a “dreamy” head coach, and rather than be arrested for stalking, she gets access? This bitch is a fucking bag lady, that’s the only explanation. There I fixed it.
August 5, 20187 yr The one thing your most successful serial killers and other murderous psychos have in common down through history is a sense of self-confidence that allows them to brazenly ignore social norms and just barge in without an invitation. Seems like Jimbo's leading fan has a lot in common with Yolanda Saldívar. Edited August 5, 20187 yr by Walden Ponderer I ain't givin' you no stinkin' reason.
August 5, 20187 yr 34 minutes ago, Sejjr said: This bitch is a fucking bag lady, that’s the only explanation. Even if true, it's still bizzare. She has no prior connection to the school. If Jimbo were to replace Orgeron next year, she would follow him there and A&M would go back to being nothing but the butt of an occasional joke to her. The exact inverse of what would happen with a typical bag man. Maybe Jimbo's wife did not fulfill the Program Mama role or turned it into a MILF role, so he's allowing this stalker to do it. Weird.
August 5, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said: The one thing your most successful serial killers and other murderous psychos have in common down through history is a sense of self-confidence that allows them to brazenly ignore social norms and just barge in without an invitation. Seems like Jimbo's leading fan has a lot in common with Yolanda Saldívar. Anything for Selenas! What...too soon?
August 5, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: The one thing your most successful serial killers and other murderous psychos have in common down through history is a sense of self-confidence that allows them to brazenly ignore social norms and just barge in without an invitation. Seems like Jimbo's leading fan has a lot in common with Yolanda Saldívar. You shall not speak that name around me sir! Good day!
August 5, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said: You shall not speak that name around me sir! Good day! Duly noted. I'll never mention Jimbo in your presence again.
August 5, 20187 yr Replace Karen and Starkel with one of our old ass boosters and Lexi Sun. Would be some headlines.
August 5, 20187 yr I hear Starkelmotion is going to be putting on a one man show at nursing homes everywhere soon. His interpretation of "The Full Monty".
August 5, 20187 yr Jimbo should be charged with a capital crime for bringing that crusty bitch to Texas as a bag lady. Edited August 6, 20187 yr by Tex Pete
August 5, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Tex Pete said: Jimbo should be charged with a capital crime for brining that crusty bitch to Texas as a bag lady. So she's pickled, huh? Explains a lot.
August 6, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Sejjr said: As if Crazy Karen wasn't creepy enough: You forgot the tweet after this one... 'Grabbed ass, my dude!'
August 6, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said: Hamm's racist site open yet? Was thinking this week, can't wait. The 8th I believe.
August 6, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said: Hamm's racist site open yet? Was thinking this week, can't wait.
August 6, 20187 yr 23 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said: Replace Karen and Starkel with one of our old ass boosters and Lexi Sun. Would be some headlines. it might be enough to make her transfer or something...oh wait...
August 7, 20187 yr I was shocked at how much sunshine he was snorting until I got to the end and realized this is his big subscription launch push and he needs them at full boner level and ready to pull their credit cards out.
August 7, 20187 yr "It doesn't matter what A&M does on the field this season." "This rollercoaster only goes UP."
August 7, 20187 yr He can’t possibly believe what he wrote there. Talk about taking a couple nuggets of truth and embellishing to the point of ridiculousness. I notice he didn’t specifically say he’d take calzone over roschon.
August 7, 20187 yr Shit fire and save the matches! Them aggys got them a number one recruiting class on Aug 7th. Hamm's gonna be rollin in six figures with all this sunshine pumping by the end of the week.
August 7, 20187 yr All it took was a $75 million dollar coach and a divorce for Hamm to start getting predictions right?
August 7, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: He can’t possibly believe what he wrote there. The best part is that he absolutely believes all of it.
August 7, 20187 yr It is fascinating that the two biggest aggy fucktards, Hamm and Pubes, keep talking about “spin” coming out of Austin. Their entire business model is about filling their subscribers with impossible dreams and delusions of grandeur. Has the roller coaster reached its peak, officially?
August 7, 20187 yr On 8/5/2018 at 10:47 AM, Sejjr said: As if Crazy Karen wasn't creepy enough: "What's it gunna take to get you to commit to A&M right now, Wright?" "Can y'all get that old lady of yours to give me a booty brush?" "Done" *heads to twitter
August 7, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Sejjr said: It is fascinating that the two biggest aggy fucktards, Hamm and Pubes, keep talking about “spin” coming out of Austin. Their entire business model is about filling their subscribers with impossible dreams and delusions of grandeur. Has the roller coaster reached its peak, officially? I’ve never understood why Pubes keeps with the we are victims of the evil empire in Austin. Can’t run to the SEC and tell everyone you run this state, then turn around and act like Texas is keeping them down. If Texas is truly keeping you down, do you know who really runs this state?
August 7, 20187 yr How can Christian Kirk's school say they wouldn't want Jake Smith? JFC Hamm They're winning recruiting battles and he could just report that. It would be true and good enough news? Why take it to such biased lengths? Just needlessly pumps up the roller coaster
August 7, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said: How can Christian Kirk's school say they wouldn't want Jake Smith? JFC Hamm They're winning recruiting battles and he could just report that. It would be true and good enough news? Why take it to such biased lengths? Just needlessly pumps up the roller coaster Or that they wouldn't trade Orebo straight-up for Floyd. He's doing a weird rubric of only comparing their best take to our best take and their 2nd-best to our 2nd-best. And even then he's just stupid wrong at certain positions *cough*QB*cough*
August 7, 20187 yr That's not Hamm. He would barely be able to cover the head of a pin, let alone his basement.
August 8, 20187 yr I’ve never understood why Pubes keeps with the we are victims of the evil empire in Austin. Can’t run to the SEC and tell everyone you run this state, then turn around and act like Texas is keeping them down. If Texas is truly keeping you down, do you know who really runs this state?Say this on his Twitter. Or somebody.
August 8, 20187 yr Actually hamm, you read this thread. You hate texags....you tweet him about his bitchassedness.
August 8, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, kilroydos said: "It doesn't matter what A&M does on the field this season." "This rollercoaster only goes UP." Bold strategy, Cotton.
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