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Looks like a classic "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?!" pose. 

24 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hamm’s new twitter picture is him and Jimbo. 

Some days I’m pissed Hamm blocked me and I can’t see his idiocy on Twitter but most days I’m glad Hamm blocked me and I can’t see his idiocy on Twitter. 

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Nobody's laughing with you, lady.  Being serious.

I’ve written a Haiku for Karen:

 

Karen, oh, Karen

Forget not to take your meds

Jimbo loves Cucking

“Hamm would know, he was in the bathroom “

 

 

Those digs never get old.... poor fucking toilet smurf

Hamm injecting himself into the story. Ball in Marchiols Court. 

Please please please burn this down with texts proof. 

 

So now he was injury prone in hs.

Why did atm want him if he was injury prone?

And its not second hand accounts or rumor when the guy that actually got paid is saying it.

This is when Hamm's fanboi side takes over his professional journalism side. I'm not going to call them liars to their faces, but they are liars, because why would a coach from a school that just got nuked by NCAA violations come to aggy and cheat.

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21 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Yes, none of the other players have complained about getting paid money by the coaches. Good call Hamster.

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Hearsay does not mean what Hamm thinks it means. The article was based on a signed statement under penalty of perjury that Marichol submitted to a governing authority. 

Maybe the NCAA will interview Hamm about  the Marichols' complaints about this staff that he blew off as not credible.  What did Santino and his Dad tell Hamm?   Is Hamm a journalist or a fucking booster?  Hamm put it in the public domain, let's get to the bottom of it all.  

Is Hamm a journalist or a fucking booster? 

He's the toilet smurf.
Given that these alleged transactions took place in a bathroom, he's got the inside scoop.
2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:


He's the toilet smurf.
Given that these alleged transactions took place in a bathroom, he's got the inside scoop.

  Hamm is a clueless fissure on a Toilet Smurf's asshole.  

I really hope someone shows daddy Marchiol that Hamm called them liars. I want to see that fucker squirm when the Marchiol's involve Mr. McMurphy.

Jay Arnold's article is not much better. He puts the blame on the NCAA for aggy cheating.

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Let us not forget that world class training staff almost killed Koda Martin... ala Maryland.  

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/aggies/article/Koda-Martin-s-heat-stroke-at-A-M-I-m-telling-12812404.php

 

I think most forgot about this.

Aggie recruiting from the top-down is as dirty as it gets. IMO this will absolutely have an impact on the 19-20 class. 

Just now, Sejjr said:

Wait...did you just call Hamm a professional journalist? 

No, he calls himself that.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

This is when Hamm's fanboi side takes over his professional journalism side. I'm not going to call them liars to their faces, but they are liars, because why would a coach from a school that just got nuked by NCAA violations come to aggy and cheat.

Wait...did you just call Hamm a professional journalist? 

38 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I really hope someone shows daddy Marchiol that Hamm called them liars. I want to see that fucker squirm when the Marchiol's involve Mr. McMurphy.

I tweeted screenshots to the mom.

 

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

I tweeted screenshots to the mom.

 

Hamm ain't worried. He has a self-proclaimed "great relationship" with the family. Plus, being a professional journalist who is also the "best in the biz," the Marchiol family will understand Hamm's journalistic integrity dictates he write such a powerful screed.

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I really hope someone shows daddy Marchiol that Hamm called them liars. I want to see that fucker squirm when the Marchiol's involve Mr. McMurphy.

Would love to see Hamm call Marchiol's dad a liar to his face. His dad (Ken Marchiol) played 3 games for the Saints at LBer. 

 

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Maybe the NCAA will interview Hamm about  the Marichols' complaints about this staff that he blew off as not credible.  What did Santino and his Dad tell Hamm?   Is Hamm a journalist or a fucking booster?  Hamm put it in the public domain, let's get to the bottom of it all.  

Hamm is great at getting to the bottom of things. It’s the top of things that elude his grasp. 

I mean come on, no other president complained about Hinckley shooting them. Doesnt add up, makes no sense. Just plain hearsay!

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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

His wife's lawyer contacted me yesterday to inform me that she is the new owner of that real estate in my head.

9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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holy shit.  you could churn that delusion into butter. 

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

a decade? 

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

This must be where his six figure income comes from, prime Longhorn real estate. Though I'm pretty sure the little guy has never closed a deal.

8 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I tweeted screenshots to the mom.

 

I don't think she follows you so she can't see your tweet because you're private. 

Speaking of real estate...how’s the wife?

Last we heard, someone else was laying pipe in her private property.

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