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2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Excuse me sir, just because he’s a walk on and has never played offense before, it doesn’t mean he’s not a nfl caliber athlete 

Yes.  That doesn't sound like a square peg/round hole situation at all.  He adapts to the talents of his players.  

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13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes.  That doesn't sound like a square peg/round hole situation at all.  He adapts to the talents of his players.  

Stupid sip - Jimbo quickly realized the inherent athletic superiority of the 12th man and shifted his offense to a FB dominated rushing attack to take advantage of the incredible physical talents that all aggy possess.  

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Yes.  That doesn't sound like a square peg/round hole situation at all.  He adapts to the talents of his players.  

Yep, that's how Calzone wound up binding with his team mates.

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep, that's how Calzone wound up binding with his team mates.

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Stupid sip - Jimbo quickly realized the inherent athletic superiority of the 12th man and shifted his offense to a FB dominated rushing attack to take advantage of the incredible physical talents that all aggy possess.  

Jimbo better arm the entire 12th man with bats, tear gas, and tasers if he wants to stop Clemson.

12 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Excuse me sir, just because he’s a walk on and has never played offense before, it doesn’t mean he’s not a nfl caliber athlete 

Northwestern State has a roster of small school try hards and Jucos, but if they were on this aggy squad Chin Pubes would no doubt rate them as All SEC talent and NFL future stars.  

I'm pretty sure Hamm's wife left him because he literally couldn't keep from stalking aggy prospects in the bathroom. Like, he literally stalled his marriage.

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Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

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With everything going on in college football right now surrounding Ohio State, as well as Tom Herman being linked to strip club visits, as a mother, that’s something which could impact how they evaluate schools.

“It does concern me,” she said. “I have division 1 experience so I understand what goes on. However, I believe it all starts at home. I understand these men will lead my child into young adulthood but at the same time I believe it all starts at home. My child knows what responsibilities he has when he gets there.”

 

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

 

lol Play from the osu playbook. "Does Herman being linked to the domestic violence case not make you & your son nervous?" all while aggie cheating is exposed and Jimbo nearly had a kid killed in "training"....

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.
 

With everything going on in college football right now surrounding Ohio State, as well as Tom Herman being linked to strip club visits, as a mother, that’s something which could impact how they evaluate schools.

“It does concern me,” she said. “I have division 1 experience so I understand what goes on. However, I believe it all starts at home. I understand these men will lead my child into young adulthood but at the same time I believe it all starts at home. My child knows what responsibilities he has when he gets there.”

 


Dude is a piece of shit.
Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.
 

With everything going on in college football right now surrounding Ohio State, as well as Tom Herman being linked to strip club visits, as a mother, that’s something which could impact how they evaluate schools.

“It does concern me,” she said. “I have division 1 experience so I understand what goes on. However, I believe it all starts at home. I understand these men will lead my child into young adulthood but at the same time I believe it all starts at home. My child knows what responsibilities he has when he gets there.”

 



Jimbo Baggins covered up Jameis’ proclivity to rape - but let me ask her about Tom Herman going to a strip club on his day off.
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

 

Who is Broughton?

Meh, is Broughton even on Herman's radar. This is like asking Whittington's mom what she thinks of Jimbo cheating and covering up Winston's rape at FSU. 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

 

Wait. Is Hamm an aggy booster or a journalist who covers aggy?

 

i realize he needs a booster seat. 

6 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Literally who gives a fuck.

I literally like to fuck, so there's that. I also literally like to fuck back to back, but literally haven't been able to in 20 years.

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

 

This is the shit people need to remember before they say stupid shit like "I'm actually starting to feel bad for the guy".

8 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 



Jimbo Baggins covered up Jameis’ proclivity to rape - but let me ask her about Tom Herman going to a strip club on his day off.

Yeah I bet Hamm didn't ask about this. 

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

 

As much shit as our $9.95 guys (deservedly) take on here, I cannot imagine any of them asking a recruits parent about how they feel about Jimbo covering up for Winston. Maybe Ketch, I guess, but I'm not even sure he talks to recruits or their parents anymore. Exhibit 3,472,394,837 that six-figs is the absolute worst.

10 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 Jimbo Baggins covered up Jameis’ proclivity to rape - but let me ask her about Tom Herman going to a strip club on his day off.

That's a plus.  "Ma'am, if your son likes to rape young girls.  And let me preface this by saying he needs to be good enough at football.  But if he is, I'll lie and cover up for him.  How does that sound?!"

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10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamm already using Herman's strip club appearance in an interview with Broughton's mom.

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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The mother handled it well. She knows tittie bars are everyday business. 

Over on texags, even after being corrected, they're repeating the lie that Herman took 18-year-olds to that club. (Herman went with high school coaches, grown men).

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Over on texags, even after being corrected, they're repeating the lie that Herman took 18-year-olds to that club. (Herman went with high school coaches, grown men).

Well aggys are liars as a rule of thumb so...

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Well aggys are liars as a rule of thumb so...

Nevah!!!!!!

We should open a strip club with livestock for the gomers, and watch the reaction then?

I don’t know if anyone else remembers this, but years ago when the story came out about Strong having an affair with the Louisville boosters wife, Hamm tried to publish an article with “recruit reactions”. Some of the responses were hilarious. Half the kids he talked to didn’t even know how to respond.

22 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm deserves everything bad that happens to him in life.

Would that include his mother getting raped by a homeless person with AIDs?

12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Wait. Is Hamm an aggy booster or a journalist who covers aggy?

 

i realize he needs a booster seat. 

Even calling him a publisher of yellow journalism would be giving him too much credit.

52 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Would that include his mother getting raped by a homeless person with AIDs?

At the very least.

Maybe something like scissoring with that crazy fucking bitch from Florida.

No, not Candi. The other one.

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Well aggys are liars as a rule of thumb so...

Not lying is more of a code than an actual rule.

Jambo's latest power move is to delegate negative recruiting to a 4-foot recruiting analyst for free.  That's actually quite impressive.

I'm not sure my heart could survive if Hamm wound up being an aggy recruiting violation at some point down the road. Think I might join GOLL in the afterlife then.

24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm not sure my heart could survive if Hamm wound up being an aggy recruiting violation at some point down the road. Think I might join GOLL in the afterlife then.

Better make room then because there would probably be a lot of us joining you guys.

Not sure what he could do, even during dead periods he can talk to them and even throw out negatives towards other schools.  

24 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not sure what he could do, even during dead periods he can talk to them and even throw out negatives towards other schools.  

Probably right. I'd just settle for him getting crossways with Baggins and lose all official access to the program.

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