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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

His train went off the rails a while back. But the fabulous aggy network keeps propping him up. After all, he is the “best in the business”.

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Even calling him a publisher of yellow journalism would be giving him too much credit.

He is a publisher of yellow stained jock homerism. There is nothing journalistic about what he does.

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7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Would that include his mother getting raped by a homeless person with AIDs?

Yes

His train went off the rails a while back. But the fabulous aggy network keeps propping him up. After all, he is the “best in the business”.
He got blackballed from his own school so yea, JS is right here.
23 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Even calling him a publisher of yellow journalism would be giving him too much credit.

That's an insult to yellow journalists everywhere.  [no racist]

6 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

That's an insult to yellow journalists everywhere.  [no racist]

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I need a 6figs fix, dammit. Nothing since Friday morning?

36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I need a 6figs fix, dammit. Nothing since Friday morning?

Yea. Need a good laugh.

6-figs feelin' it... 
 
 

WTF does that hash tag mean? Oh, and I hope Dabo doesn’t hold back and they go in deep and dry on those fucking weirdos.


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15 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:


WTF does that hash tag mean? Oh, and I hope Dabo doesn’t hold back and they go in deep and dry on those fucking weirdos.


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If I'm reading it correctly Hamm is working up some kind of "sex act with toe mags". Very strange, but not surprising.

3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

If I'm reading it correctly Hamm is working up some kind of "sex act with toe mags". Very strange, but not surprising.

I believe there was a typo and he meant "toe tags" as in sex with a cadaver. Apparently that's what gets taylor hamm off.

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

I believe there was a typo and he meant "toe tags" as in sex with a cadaver. Apparently that's what gets taylor hamm off.

He's the kind of guy who gives necrophilia a bad name.

3 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

He's the kind of guy who gives necrophilia a bad name.

The only sex partners he won’t let down

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only sex partners he won’t let down

Did you ever hear the one about the necrophiliac who was in love?

Everything was fine until the rotten cunt split on him.

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only sex partners he won’t let down

Or tell him "hell no".

Has Hamm started pounding Michelob Ultras at Northgate yet?

On 9/5/2018 at 8:14 PM, golfclap said:

6-figs feelin' it... 

 

 

“Mt. Aggie and Ol’Rock”. Jeezus. I’m going to defer the tee box for our much more talented photo shop/gif wizards on this.

On 8/29/2018 at 12:32 PM, Orange&White said:

Would that include his mother getting raped by a homeless person with AIDs?

Is it still rape if she paid $9.95 for it?

"Hamm has had Footwork King on his show recently. "

 

When are they gonna nail this clown as a booster?

On 9/7/2018 at 4:31 PM, C-Man said:

Has Hamm started pounding Michelob Ultras at Northgate yet?

the lightweight of our group was dubbed "Two-beer Charlie" by one of the guys' dad who spotted him passed out in the bushes in high school. There's no way in hell Hammster can handle more than 3 beers, even Ultras   

6 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Whats this scrotum saying tonight?
Demas was in the house

Both North Forest kids seem like 100% recruit til NSD dudes. It's frustrating with Shepard but fun with Demas.

Hamm got fired, again. 

 

Tex beat me to it. 

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Why do bad things always happen to ... well... maybe there is such a thing as karma.   But who the fuck is going to entertain us now?

Watching a dude like him death spiral right before our eyes is not only fun, it's cool.

On 8/29/2018 at 3:57 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

Well, that didn’t take long.

On 8/29/2018 at 3:57 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

Damn... what are tonights lotto numbers?

How you get fired on your day off from your own company?

I was told he is trying to get a job with a new media group called "the athletic"

 

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Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

I was told he is trying to get a job with a new media group called "the athletic"

 

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If Stew hires him I will cancel my sub. 

Now I want to know what he did. Worded in such a way that implies "information came to light and we no longer can associate with"

Just now, Goodman said:

If Stew hires him I will cancel my sub. 

Or you can provide us with all of the funny things Hamm says and does...

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2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I was told he is trying to get a job with a new media group called "the athletic"

 

theathletic.com

The Athletic is some of the best journalism in sports right now.

No fucking way they hire him... right?

No way he gets hired on at The Athletic. I will say he does have a cult of Aggy followers and they could see that as guaranteed revenue. 

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or you can provide us with all of the funny things Hamm says and does...

Nope. Someone will though and I'll be here for the laughs with you.

The Athletic is really good and has great writers, so would make zero sense hiring Hamm. 

 

But him getting fired from his own site is pretty incredible 

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The Athletic is some of the best journalism in sports right now.

No fucking way they hire him... right?

the athletic is hiring actual sports journalists.  there's no way the bathroom stalker gets a job there

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

No way he gets hired on at The Athletic. I will say he does have a cult of Aggy followers and they could see that as guaranteed revenue. 

Yeah, there's no way that's happening.  He's too big of a homer to be objective enough to write for the athletic.  He'd only fuck up their brand.

Hamm provided a recruit with impermissible benefits, so the O98 cut him loose because they want to make sure they can have press access/etc. to the program?

I mean... this is obviously what happened, right?  Didn't someone say that Hamm interviewed the Footwork King just last week?

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Hamm:
Subscribe to 247. I'm the best.
I got fired. Lets do facebook.
Started something else. Follow the best in the biz over there.
Wait...come back to Facebook. Got fired.

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