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Popcorn time!!

This is the exact definition of "aggy-ing it up".

They're going to eat their own and uncover all of the impermissible benefits that each side is providing while they do ti!

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Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

Her being a bag lady is the least surprising thing I have read today, why else would they let some crazy old lady at practices, etc. 

I just assumed the players liked her ovaries up on the table vs that crap they pass a bbq.

Maybe it was meemaw that hamm got in a fight with. 

41 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Please, don't bring him back here.

Now is the exact right time to summon him. 

Ive got this tickle in the back of my brain saying that Taylor Hamm will be the source of the aggy recruiting scandal, and it just feels so right. 

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Oh snap.  Hamm just outed Karen as a bag lady. 

This is going to be good.  You know meemaw is going to come back saying something Hamm did with a recruit or something.

18 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Her being a bag lady is the least surprising thing I have read today, why else would they let some crazy old lady at practices, etc. 

And aggies don't care. It's their gameplan.

54 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

At what point are you just some dude on the internet tweeting about high school kids?

About a year ago?

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This is going to be good.  You know meemaw is going to come back saying something Hamm did with a recruit or something.

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On 8/29/2018 at 3:57 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

While it wasn't a risky position, it was still a great call.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I would wager Hamm was the talent, but he didn't put up any money. He might still own a piece of the company, but if The Other 98 DID want credentials at any point, they couldn't employ a reporter who got into a physical altercation with another reporter at a credentialed press site. Hell, the Other 98 might have fired the guy on their own to try and prevent a potential lawsuit? I'm hardly an expert, but it feels like he'd have to go for either or several other reasons, particularly if there is video. "You sent the midget who starts fights to go interview my 16 year old son? Thanks, new phone, who dis?"

This is correct. 

Look, the reality is that ATM is paying players and handlers as though it was 1988 again. They're not doing it with any sort of infrastructure, and they're not very worried about repercussions. Hamm's got legitimate personal relationships with some of the players and handlers, especially in Houston, and having him trending towards completely unhinged is simply bad strategy. I wouldn't be surprised if he's magically solved for in some manner, very quickly. I don't know if that means amends are made somewhere or if they attempt to put some legal weight on his ass. It's interesting either way.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

While it wasn't a risky position, it was still a great call.

This is correct. 

Look, the reality is that ATM is paying players and handlers as though it was 1988 again. They're not doing it with any sort of infrastructure, and they're not very worried about repercussions. Hamm's got legitimate personal relationships with some of the players and handlers, especially in Houston, and having him trending towards completely unhinged is simply bad strategy. I wouldn't be surprised if he's magically solved for in some manner, very quickly. I don't know if that means amends are made somewhere or if they attempt to put some legal weight on his ass. It's interesting either way.

If they put any kind of weight on Hamm he might die.  He's a pretty small guy.

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ATM is a bunch of fucking idiots if they bring hamm in on any kinda under table dealings, keeping him in limbo and ranting on face book is about the only safe place to keep him. If they bring him into the fold he will get a huge ego and clash with the powers that be and lash out, if they try and squash him he goes rouge and lashes out at the power players.

Just now, Vertigo said:

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Yeah, when the ncaa reads that, they’ll throw the book at kennesaw state. 

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believe in something, even if it costs you everything.  your wife, your kids, your employment, your company...

Little man syndrome rears its ugly head.

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Little man syndrome rears its ugly head.

cut him some slack.  it's difficult going through life as a smurf.

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Little man syndrome rears its ugly head.

At least Hamm and Jimbo can see things eye to eye. 

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22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

believe in something, even if it costs you everything.  your wife, your kids, your employment, your company...

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Hat Tip to @crash_davis

 

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I can't read any of the .jpg's posted over the past few days and the tweets posted show up as back ground text.  Did I screw up a setting?  Is anyone else having this problem?

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

At what point are you just some dude on the internet tweeting about high school kids?

Dont you have to let all your neighbors know about that kinda thing?

In typical fashion, I naturally posted a meme image with a misspelling. Sigh. 

 

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Just when you think there might never be another relevant post on the 6figs thread, Hamm happens. The perfect embodiment of aggy in a tiny, black and blue package. 

This is just too entertaining to not be part of some computer simulated aggyverse.  I feel like I'm going to wake up tomorrow to find out that Dfigs is Meemaw's bookkeeper or some shit.

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Me reading today's news:

 

 

I wasnt a big fan of the Prequels. Lol

Obi wan shoots smack. Im not buying it. 

Hamm knows Brewster and Peveto provide Meemaw wads of cash for recruits.  Hamm says she is unstable with a rough background.  She was probably a Florida Panhandle brothel madam.   

13 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm knows Brewster and Peveto provide Meemaw wads of cash for recruits.  Hamm says she is unstable with a rough background.  She was probably a Florida Panhandle brothel madam.   

Was she not driving parents around or some other bullshit?

I just love that aggie hamm is getting the boot for some wacko florida mee maw, oh that aggie network.

5 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Was she not driving parents around or some other bullshit?

I just love that aggie hamm is getting the boot for some wacko florida mee maw, oh that aggie network.

she went to an aggy game with marvin wilson's mom

1 minute ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

she went to an aggy game with marvin wilson's mom

Apparently there's video footage:

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm knows Brewster and Peveto provide Meemaw wads of cash for recruits.  Hamm says she is unstable with a rough background.  She was probably a Florida Panhandle brothel madam.   

Honestly, why the fuck else would some sad old woman follow a college coach across the country? Of course she is a bagman. I would be curious to see if some sleuthing individual might identify any more of these “superfans” that followed Jimbo from Florida to College Station, Texas due to a series of remarkable coincidences.

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

believe in something, even if it costs you everything.  your wife, your kids, your employment, your company...

 

I believe he's an Aggie.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Honestly, why the fuck else would some sad old woman follow a college coach across the country? Of course she is a bagman. I would be curious to see if some sleuthing individual might identify any more of these “superfans” that followed Jimbo from Florida to College Station, Texas due to a series of remarkable coincidences.

Nah dude, her job brought her here, remember? Wait a second...

Hack aggy reporters openly recruiting for the school they cover, commitment videos made by the same hack reporters, social media retards and aggy bag lady getting direct access to recruit family members, etc. this is just as crazy as the rampant cheating of the 80s. When will shit start hitting the fan? I hope its very soon.

Hack aggy reporters openly recruiting for the school they cover, commitment videos made by the same hack reporters, social media retards and aggy bag lady getting direct access to recruit family members, etc. this is just as crazy as the rampant cheating of the 80s. When will shit start hitting the fan? I hope its very soon.


Will be interesting if SEC brethren will blow the whistle or if it’s somebody else.
45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Will be interesting if SEC brethren will blow the whistle or if it’s somebody else.

 

It will have to be us, or some other in state school. We need to hire an army of private investigators. 

13 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

You've lost another social media platform, Hamm? 2c57c731b4ae134b6253b5c14bacb55e.jpg

I laughed. A lot.

Are we sure hamm got beat up by the dude? I could see that little weasel snappin at a chick and she kickin his ass. Little puss would fall and cry screaming assault like ari the dean in old skool.

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11 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Apparently there's video footage:

 

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9 hours ago, C-Man said:

 


Will be interesting if SEC brethren will blow the whistle or if it’s somebody else.

 

Herman has a storied history of torpedoing rival programs with salacious information.

- Urban Meyer

Need to go ahead and contact that yahoo reporter that exposed Will Lyles.  Either we need to expose this shit or start a gofundme for a shaggy bagman hah.

They have a literal baglady in MeeMaw.

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