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16 hours ago, Rimbo said:

he got fired from his own site...

On his day off...

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No matter the obstacles and setbacks, Hamm always manages to stand not tall at all in the face of adversity.

The movie the water boy describes him to a tee.

Shit no, if your talkin bout bobbie.
Bobbie had talent, was humble but was a dumbass. Bobbie got his girl vicki.
Hamms a no talent dumbass with a big ego tucked in that little smurf body. And he lost his girl
3 hours ago, Chooky said:

No matter the obstacles and setbacks, Hamm always manages to stand not tall at all in the face of adversity.

He also stand not tall in the face of diversity

Don't get short with me, boy.

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm despises Randy Newman.  

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.  James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

Props to Hamm for not being fired in the last four days.

15 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Props to Hamm for not being fired in the last four days.

Don't you have to have a job first before you can get fired?

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Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't you have to have a job first before you can get fired?

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Next step has to be getting Infowars-ed - completely erased from the internet.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't you have to have a job first before you can get fired?

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Dude,  he's still killing it,  have you not seen the aggie scoop subscriber numbers?   They're in the tens of people. 

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Dude,  he's still killing it,  have you not seen the aggie scoop subscriber numbers?   They're in the tens of people. 

LonghornFrenzy and.......

4 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Dude,  he's still killing it,  have you not seen the aggie scoop subscriber numbers?   They're in the tens of people. 

He's peddling a $99.99 premium package that will include exclusive "bathroom scoop". Members also get commemorative Hamm jizz jars and weekly "best in the business" newsletter.

Hamm is probably short on money, do you think we can get some cash together for him to do an AMA in here?

 

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31 minutes ago, Fug said:

Hamm is probably short on money, do you think we can get some cash together for him to do an AMA in here?

 

Without a doubt.  He’s probably turning tricks in the bathrooms at the chicken moment for $9.95.

21 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

LonghornFrenzy and.......

Frenzy better be careful. This may be the closest he comes to being outed. When you can count the subscribers on two hands it’s hard to hide. 

1 hour ago, Fug said:

Hamm is probably short on money, do you think we can get some cash together for him to do an AMA in here?

 

Why would we pay him to condescend us directly?  No thanks. 

I reject the AMA premise as its absurd to think hamm can tell the truth, even to himself. 

2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Without a doubt.  He’s probably turning tricks in the bathrooms at the chicken moment for $9.95.

How is he going to make money charging twice as much as the corps guys?

The best in the business says if Mond wins today he should shoot up to the top of the Heisman watch list.

8 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The best in the business says if Mond wins today he should shoot up to the top of the Heisman watch list.

Doesnt look like we're gonna have to worry about that. 

Hamm got one right, the apocalypse will be upon us soon. 

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Acting like they have sources now? But I bet he is right. 

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Que Hamm begging him not to decommit for the second straight week in a row.

Hamm is gonna camp out in his high school's bathrooms until the opportunity arises

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Que Hamm begging him not to decommit for the second straight week in a row.

Man, I’ll suck yo dick./gif

20 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

LOL, did Mond win the Heisman? 

What a bunch of shit, hope his ex is finding someone financially and emotially stable.

6 hours ago, Deej said:

How is he going to make money charging twice as much as the corps guys?

join the marines I guess. 

signed "the grammar nazi"!!

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Hamm is gonna camp out in his high school's bathrooms until the opportunity arises

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16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought demas told them he didn’t like our offense 

Hell, most of Surly doesn’t like our offense.

48 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought demas told them he didn’t like our offense 

Hamm reported that, so it's likely a game of telephone happened to get to that statement.

Hamm " i have confirmed Demas isnt going to decommit tonight. He will wait till tomorrow "  

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Well, that confirms it. 

FWK and Dameyune Craig reworking their payment plan. Trash people but happy it's at aggy's literal expense. 

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