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I am not saying Evans won't wind up at the same spot as Hornsby and Demas, but I don't think he really gives a shit, either. That's clickpumping pabulum for the masses from a toilet smurf that knows his audience. 

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16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I am not saying Evans won't wind up at the same spot as Hornsby and Demas, but I don't think he really gives a shit, either. That's clickpumping pabulum for the masses from a toilet smurf that knows his audience. 

No shit. Hornsby doesn't give a squirt of piss about any of those guys. Demas and Shepherd are the 2 that are MOST likely to play together of any of that group and they are committed to different schools FFS. 

9.95ers doling out those package deal rumors -- ambrosia to the masses ... 

No shit. Hornsby doesn't give a squirt of piss about any of those guys. Demas and Shepherd are the 2 that are MOST likely to play together of any of that group and they are committed to different schools FFS. 
9.95ers doling out those package deal rumors -- ambrosia to the masses ... 

Hamms building another monster

Hamm already built Facebook into a monster. What's next?

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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you people are fucked up. Hamm has A-Rod on his subscription. stoopid sips.

So he has a "live" thing going with 3 people, and 2 of them are obviously socks?  

 

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

 You remember when all the elite instate talent wanted to follow 5* QB Grant Gunnell according to hamm?

Good memory. Didn't hamm say something along the lines of no recruit would ever have more impact drawing other top recruits to any program that Gunnell? 

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Just now, Chopper said:

Good memory. Didn't hamm say something along the lines of no recruit would ever have more impact drawing other top recruits to any program that Gunnell? 

He most definitely did and referred to Gunnell as a "pied piper."

This guy is a fucking screaming idiot. Fuck his chuckle entertainment value. That shit was fun for a while, but this guy needs help. Which I hope he gets, ‘cause it isn’t coming from me. Does he not have any relatives to coordinate an intervention? Sick fuck.

Raedy to move on to the next idiot.

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But that's the best part! Everytime he gets fired or access pulled, and we think the party's over, he just doubles down. "Best in the business" isn't even IN the business.

Except it feels like ground hog day at Ringling Bros. Schtick is old. Bring on next.

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Wasnt jaime harvey the supposed longhorn fighting with hamm on twatter. Now Kevin jaime asking him aggy questions on facebook. Hmm coincidence?
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This guy has zero, ZERO credentials and is regurgitating what people who do have credentials say.

But he goes to football games on Friday night with some badge around his neck and records it with his iPhone with his aggy shirt on and says he is media.

I laugh at the people who pay him more than him. What a bunch of clueless dipshits.
3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Hamm already built Facebook into a monster. What's next?

Sources tell me this is the logo for his next venture:

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3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Sources tell me this is the logo for his next venture:

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This might work better:

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Time for an update:

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7 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

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Somebody's gonna get fired....there's no way he was tall enough for that ride at the water park.

10 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

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2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

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The microphone and press pass are incredible additions. Bravo

"But social media's a kind of media! It's right there in the name!" - Hamm pleads his case to get his credentials back when they get revoked.

This guy is a fucking screaming idiot. Fuck his chuckle entertainment value. That shit was fun for a while, but this guy needs help. Which I hope he gets, ‘cause it isn’t coming from me. Does he not have any relatives to coordinate an intervention? Sick fuck.
Raedy to move on to the next idiot.

Relax bro. Do you really believe he is going to make it thru thus divorce without jail time? That fucktard couldnt’t make it thru a HS game without getting “fired”...again. I i know u r reading this Hamm...GET HELP!!!!

Once he is banned from using the public access computer at the city library what is next means of getting the word out? Pony Express of Telegraph?

25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Once he is banned from using the public access computer at the city library what is next means of getting the word out? Pony Express of Telegraph?

carrier pigeon. 

19 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

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Needs a timer that reads :30

So their 19 class is wrapped up with silents, but hey dean is visiting. So either the dean visit is all for show, or they’ve got a trap door set just in case. 

There is not a more despised human that pretends to cover recruiting in the state of Texas than Taylor Hamm, so his attempt to taking a moral high ground regarding the Shepard stuff is beyond comical. 

High ground is important when you are Taylor Hamm.

Shepherds coach himself said that he was removed from the team how much more info could you ask a reporter to give?

Bathroom smurf’s little boy is extremely off-put by him.

1 hour ago, PhillyD said:

High ground is important when you are Taylor Hamm.

He's just fallen and can't get up.

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Lol they ran out of time with Jaylen Waddle. Never stop being aggy.

Bathroom smurf continues to polish that turd. What is even worse is the gomers continue to eat it up. 

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57 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol they ran out of time with Jaylen Waddle. Never stop being aggy.

They definitely ran out of something.

So which is it? Are they finishing off this recruiting class on a high note with a bunch of surprises or is their class mostly finished? 

I love how two of his points completely contradict each other. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

They definitely ran out of something.

Brains, morals, ethics, aesthetically pleasing facial features, penile length ... all of the above?

So I haven't wandered over here in a while, and apparently something big(ish) went down with "The Hamm"?  Can somebody give me a rundown?

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So I haven't wandered over here in a while, and apparently something big(ish) went down with "The Hamm"?  Can somebody give me a rundown?

Nothing ground breaking. He just got fired again.

I don't recall a specific instance but I sense that hamster has played this "recruits are pissed at the reporters who cover Texas" bit before.

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I don't recall a specific instance but I sense that hamster has played this "recruits are pissed at the reporters who cover Texas" bit before.

A couple of trainers seemingly pointer fingers at him for recruiting, so he has to pull the look over there at that thing routine. 

So Hamm recently had Demetric Warren on his show or whatever he does now.  Anyway, Hamm says Warren has some of the best insights and info when it comes to recruiting.  Warren has a flip pick in for Demas to Texas.  I'm wanting to know if this was discussed any with Hamm trying to refute Warren's pick.

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