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7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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As opposed to the "best in the business," who was absolutely all over the recruitment of Boyd, Hill, and, oh, I don't know, FOURTEEN other kids. and let's not forget the amazing "Gunnell Effect." That turned out great for him too. Whoop!

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I don't understand why he's short of funding. He should be getting three of these from every single subscriber every month.

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4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I don't understand why he's short of funding. He should be getting three of these from every single subscriber every month.

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Not enough figs, imo.

Is it possible to make more than 6 figs? What would the next number even be?

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Is it possible to make more than 6 figs? What would the next number even be?

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1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Couldn’t quite reach his goal.

I'm sure it's only a little concern for him. He's probably more focused on the small details. The micro-level, if you will.

13 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I'm sure it's only a little concern for him. He's probably more focused on the small details. The micro-level, if you will.

Are you implying that Hamm is the consummate micro manager?

28 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Are you implying that Hamm is the consummate micro manager?

Hamm's  accounting skills dwarf in comparison to his management skills.  

Needs to spend more time at the glory hole to increase his cash flow. His two for one specials is hurting his bottom line.

Hamms like that movie where no matter what choice the guy made in life turned to shit.
All of it brought onto himself though. Poor smurf

Yeah that's total BS, they need LBs badly - everybody knows that and they would gladly take Gbenda. 

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - aggy currently has one LB commit rated higher than Gbenda on the composite.  

And that guy was recently labeled an ATH and has no highlights from his Jr. year playing LB.  He may be playing it this year I have no idea.

6 minutes ago, LoneStarBiker said:

Yeah that's total BS, they need LBs badly - everybody knows that and they would gladly take Gbenda. 

They need everything badly on defense. Though I would love for Texas to have Madubuike, he's really the only guy on their current 2 deep I'd want.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And that guy was recently labeled an ATH and has no highlights from his Jr. year playing LB.  He may be playing it this year I have no idea.

and their LB from PA is taking visits elsewhere.

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

and their LB from PA is taking visits elsewhere.

well obviously aggy moved on from him a long time ago, then. 

They’re pretty much full for 2019 so I guess the lb that graded out better decided to go elsewhere, pending Dean’s OV and all that mess. 

48 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

They're getting deep in the Mississippi mud with Nakobe Dean.  If you want proof of impermissible benefits, watch where he ends up.

Please aggy fuck with Georgia and Kirby.

Hamm would cream his drawers if Jimbo would only put him in a headlock and dog cuss him.  Hamm never played a down of padded football, but he wants some of that Jimbo tough love.  Hamm wants a Reggie McNeal clone over VY?   Fucking fool.  

Wait...did Hamm just quote Dan Hawkins as if that's a good thing? Yeah, Hawkins "said it best," finding himself out of a job. What a nimrod.

Trust me, if Tom Herman had manhandled a player on the field, they would not shut up about it. They still talk about the "titty twisting" from the bowl game every chance they get. 

Of course Jimbo manhandles his players. He's a real man! Not like that face kissing queer over in Austin! 

4 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

13 years later and these idiots still believe McNeal was better than Vince

Is this really a thing??? I’ve heard the Johnny is better than VY nonsense but McNeal too? Lmao

Jesus fucking Christ.  So Hornsby is a better passer and runner than VY - so he's Reggie McNeal?  That fucker really is delusional.

i guess it was McNeals' 53% completion rate compared to VY's 65% or his 128 QB Rating compared to VY's 163.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Over/Under on how long before we hear about the Hornsby-effect?

he's already stated that hornsby, demas, and zach evans are going to play in college together.  so i guess now

Hamm has gone full-blown regard in a desperate attempt to sell passes to his facebook page and stave-off getting a job as a midget burger flipper. 

 

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why do I suspect Hammster will have a different impression of Hornsby if he signs somewhere besides aggy... 

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1 hour ago, po elvis said:

i guess it was McNeals' 53% completion rate compared to VY's 65% or his 128 QB Rating compared to VY's 163.

Aggy sees it as, the lower the number the close to #1.

Aggy wins again.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Hamm has gone full-blown regard in a desperate attempt to sell passes to his facebook page and stave-off getting a job as a midget burger flipper. 

He went full regard a very long time ago.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Please tell me somebody called him out on that.  Certainly there is at least one person that has half a brain. 

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Mr. Hamm, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

He went full regard a very long time ago.

Damnit what a stupid mistake by me. Hopefully to frame it better, he's embraced his full regard and is playing midget roulette on a high interest loan. 

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