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I hate to bag on a guy just because he covers a rival team but god damn he is so obtuse. Really Hamm?? Hes Reggie fucking McNeal??? The guy who couldn’t start over Stephen McGee!  Better than college football HOF Vince Young before he has taken a Snap his Jr year? Give me a break... 


I’m pretty sure this is negative recruiting by aggy. I mean who the fuck wants to be the next Reggie McNeal?


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7 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Hahhaha. What a fucking tool. People pay for this shit?

aggy does. It's like stealing from the mentally handicapped. Oh, wait, it is stealing from the mentally handicapped.

Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.

Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  

7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.

Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  

 Doesn't work like that with aggy as they will always insist McNeal was better and a victim of Fran.

 

Actual question.  No

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23 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.

Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  

None of them are a Matt Nordgren. Did Vince ever dribble the football en route to a touchdown? No he didn't...that's how easy the game was to Nordgren ...he was held down by Mack and GDGD

48 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.

Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  

Fat Ketch tried it with Gilbert. But Texas was coming off a title game appearance and a string of successful QBs. 

He’s been saying the same shit since 2014 about no one going to Texas and A&M having all the momentum. 

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He’s been saying the same shit since 2014 about no one going to Texas and A&M having all the momentum. 

“No one is getting divorced, marriage has all the momentum” - Hamm 6 months ago, probably

I'm waiting for him to refer to Ehlinger as a less talented, white Jerod Johnson.  And of course, at some point he'll refer to Blumrick as Marcus Mariota with more developed QB skills and a manbun.

1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I'm waiting for him to refer to Ehlinger as a less talented, white Jerod Johnson.  And of course, at some point he'll refer to Blumrick as Marcus Mariota with more developed QB skills and a manbun.

God can't imagine what he thought of bucktooth Richardson 

11 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

God can't imagine what he thought of bucktooth Richardson 

Like roger staubach but better leadership skills

5 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.

Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  

It works on his readers because their so desperate to be relevant that they’ll draw comparisons of any recruit to their fabricated legendary players any time any recruit of note plays there.  The big time player always ultimately fails in one way or another which leads to them foisting the blame onto someone else for then said player not realizing their potential.  There are exceptions like Garrett.  These are few and far between.

Hamm has monetized his own fabrications of grandeur and sold them off as insights to idiots that are desperate to hear them.  He’s the autistic Bobby Fisher of college football recruiting. 

9 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Hamm has monetized his own fabrications of grandeur and sold them off as insights to idiots that are desperate to hear them.  He’s the autistic Bobby Fisher of college football recruiting. 

Has he, though?

So his "realistic" finish prediction does not include Dean, but yet they have a "realistic" chance to land him. 

Does not compute.

8 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm:  Zach Calzada is a one legged Peyton Manning.  

Or a full-legged Oscar Pistorius, who can throw footballs and didn't commit murder (allegedly).

2 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Or a full-legged Oscar Pistorius, who can throw footballs and didn't commit murder (allegedly).

Pistol Peyte.

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Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.
Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  
Our fan base got pretty tired of the Big Cigar shtick.
Honest question...and I think I already know the answer.
Would this schtick work with most blue-blood programs?  I'd honestly get tired of it.  That is, the blowing of smoke up people's asses.  I prefer the type of analyst - recruiting or otherwise - who just calls it like it is.  It'd just piss me off if some guy was telling me we'll like, say,  Cam Rising because he's just like Baker Mayfield, only better like Case McCoy.  


Some UT friends of mine made an interesting comment about why they don’t read or participate on Shaggy/Surly. They said it’s a site full of people complaining about the team. While true, it also demonstrates that people just want to be comforted with happy thoughts, and the worse the program, the more sunshine pumping is needed. Given aggy’s historic impotency for decades, they lap up the sunshine pumping with relish.
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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Some UT friends of mine made an interesting comment about why they don’t read or participate on Shaggy/Surly. They said it’s a site full of people complaining about the team. While true, it also demonstrates that people just want to be comforted with happy thoughts, and the worse the program, the more sunshine pumping is needed. Given aggy’s historic impotency for decades, they lap up the sunshine pumping with relish.

 

I think there's a reasonable medium between TexAgs sunshine pumping and being bitchassed about every aspect of the program. During the season, I go to the football board for the entertainment, not because the quality of discussion is particularly good or nuanced.

No news is bad news - because you can't do anything about it

Bad news is good news - because you can do something about it

 

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I think there's a reasonable medium between TexAgs sunshine pumping and being bitchassed about every aspect of the program. During the season, I go to the football board for the entertainment, not because the quality of discussion is particularly good or nuanced.

I prefer the Barton Springs Mall shuttle on the way home from the game for interesting football discussion.

23 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Nice passive / aggressive slam on Malcolm Epps / Texas there.  Epps played defense his entire senior HS season, nutbutter.

Visitor list heavy with aggy commits this weekend, that's Allsome. 

Get to see them lose to a basketball school. 

Yes, bathroom smurf is definitely the ultimate arbiter of sustainable business models.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Yes, bathroom smurf is definitely the ultimate arbiter of sustainable business models.

Stupid sip, he keeps his stall in tip top shape! He just replaced the flapper this morning.

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Stupid sip, he keeps his stall in tip top shape! He just replaced the flapper this morning.

My bad.  He must be on his game.

9 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, bathroom smurf is definitely the ultimate arbiter of sustainable business models marriages.

fify

aggy all week - Kentucky sucks we will kill them

aggy post game- we just beat/almost beat a top 15 team!  Those guys might not lose again this year and they will give Georgia all they can handle!

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That's a weak list of visitors for a game against an undefeated ranked team.

Meanwhile we are expecting a couple of 2020 5* OOS defenders next week.

36 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That's a weak list of visitors for a game against an undefeated ranked team.

Meanwhile we are expecting a couple of 2020 5* OOS defenders next week.

It's almost like Austin is more fun to visit than trying to figure out how to spend $400 at Razzoo's in College Station?

his leadership is exemplified by his wife leaving him and his numerous firings from jobs. 

 

i think he should set his sights even higher.  keeping a job for 3 months would be a great challenging leadership goal.

Hamm 2 months ago: "TO98 is the shit!  Everybody come over!"

Hamm after getting shitcanned: "Meh, their business model isn't sustainable - without me."

He's a rube.

hahhahahhaa 

that fuck was a Rivals guy KroogCity or whatever. He's going to be so fun because he's thin-skinned as fuck. 

 

 

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

hahhahahhaa 

that fuck was a Rivals guy KroogCity or whatever. He's going to be so fun because he's thin-skinned as fuck. 

I thought he was one of their male cheerleaders. 

Well ok there buddy, that's not crossing a fucking line or anything. Way to pair the slur with the picture of your kids, dipshit.

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