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Is it too late to add HammBoy to my celebrity death pool?  Wait, is he a celebrity?

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lol Hamm blocked me a few years ago for calling him out on being wrong about a recruit (color me surprised) but it was weird I didn't even say anything remotely insulting just that he was wrong per usual.

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Welp, this 14 year old declared it as such, so it is written. Nothing to see here, folks.

This guy has destroyed his name in the college sports industry. One day he will wake up and realize that PayPal subs on Facebook won’t pay the bills.

Then he has to worry about all his trash on the internet that any employer can find with a quick google.

Find a lawyer hamm, change your name. Best advice you will ever get.

He's probably going to claim some form of mental illness by mid 2019. That's my bet.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This guy has destroyed his name in the college sports industry. One day he will wake up and realize that PayPal subs on Facebook won’t pay the bills.

Then he has to worry about all his trash on the internet that any employer can find with a quick google.

Find a lawyer hamm, change your name. Best advice you will ever get.

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Here we go...

 

Hamm saying “My wife”, he’s even more delusional than I thought

he should team up with daniel joseph fucked up teeth figurelli

Welp, this 14 year old declared it as such, so it is written. Nothing to see here, folks.


Yea calling somebody a fag isn’t being derogatory towards gay people. It’s used around here daily, so I wouldn’t get too worked up over it. Sub and JS1 never complain.
8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Pretty sure that the context Hamm Used it in this instance, talking about a guy bringing a frappe to another guy, was meant as gay in a derogatory way. 

He might start a business with Dfigs.  Losers R Us. Talents include bussing tables at Ninfa"s. 

2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

So will Evans be at UT-OU?

Hamm said he would be at aggy & Kentucky game

1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm said he would be at aggy & Kentucky game

so he'll be at UT-ou

2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm said he would be at aggy & Kentucky game

what kind of bullshit is that? 

The fact this guy ever got to speak to young teenage men is proof the recruiting industry needs to die, slowly, in a fire

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And he left "voluntarily" at halftime per LHF

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He will meet him in a McDonald’s parking lot after the game. 

1 minute ago, Texasborn91 said:

He will meet him in a McDonald’s parking lot after the game. 

To take his order, yeah. 

I imagine that the actual powers that be have to squash this nut at some point because hamm is a walking ticking time bomb.

5 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

He will meet him in a McDonald’s parking lot after the game. 

Or in Temecula.

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20 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

He's probably going to claim some form of mental illness by mid 2019. That's my bet.

best guess is he's in some sort of voluntary rehab by Q2 2019.

Has to be close to rock bottom unless he's a trust fund baby or something.  He is unemployable and the only source of income is a few subscribers on a Facebook page.  No way aggy would give him credentials.  His last asset is his season tickets.  

I hate to see this.  Not because he doesn't deserve it - he truly deserves it.  I hate to see this because when it ends, a major source of aggy lulz will go away and it will be years before another dork tops this one.

33 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Is it too late to add HammBoy to my celebrity death pool?  Wait, is he a celebrity?

At this rate he's the next Supreme Court nominee

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

At this rate he's the next Supreme Court nominee

Take your mediocre cloak room bullshit elsewhere, cool it into a solid, fuck yourself with it, and then choke on it. You fucking political idiots, both sides, can contain yourselves elsewhere on this site or get negged into fucking oblivion. Also, continue to put earnest effort into simply getting better as a poster. I was hoping you got lost in the site crossover. 

8 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Has to be close to rock bottom unless he's a trust fund baby or something.  He is unemployable and the only source of income is a few subscribers on a Facebook page.  No way aggy would give him credentials.  His last asset is his season tickets.  

I hate to see this.  Not because he doesn't deserve it - he truly deserves it.  I hate to see this because when it ends, a major source of aggy lulz will go away and it will be years before another dork tops this one.

You are seriously underestimating aggy.   

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Take your mediocre cloak room bullshit elsewhere, cool it into a solid, fuck yourself with it, and then choke on it. You fucking political idiots, both sides, can contain yourselves elsewhere on this site or get negged into fucking oblivion. Also, continue to put earnest effort into simply getting better as a poster. I was hoping you got lost in the site crossover. 

Cool

7 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

We gotta get those nudes of his ex.....

Great in theory but she is better than that. She obviously had a lapse in judgement....probably in college when everything in the world revolved around aggy but learned quickly after college that the world is much more than worshipping a dog and gigem.

Hamm is 100% sober and coming to you with tonight's hottest Deomd Demas news

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At this rate he's the next Supreme Court nominee

Choke on a dick and take this shit into the cloakroom you POS asshole. Talk recruiting or GTFO of here you steaming pile of shit!


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Wait.. 

Did anyone catch this on Roach's twitter replies?

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Tree Fiddy, chill the fuck out post police 

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3 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


Choke on a dick and take this shit into the cloakroom you POS asshole. Talk recruiting or GTFO of here you steaming pile of shit!


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5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wait.. 

Did anyone catch this on Roach's twitter replies?

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I'm not wired in with aggy names. What are we looking at?

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm not wired in with aggy names. What are we looking at?

Looks like a screenshot of a message the Hammster sent to a member of the A&M recruiting staff threatening them.

10 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


Choke on a dick and take this shit into the cloakroom you POS asshole. Talk recruiting or GTFO of here you steaming pile of shit!


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You should turn off your signature

Tree Fiddy, chill the fuck out post police 

Nah, fuck bringing that cloak room shit in here. There are unwritten rules...even on Surly. Now, tell your mom to chill out blowing my phone up to plow her again.


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Talk about Hamm or get the fuck out of this thread.

Just now, Tree Fidy said:


I’m in...how?


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never post again and your signature won’t ever show up again.  you’re welcome. 

never post again and your signature won’t ever show up again.  you’re welcome. 

In the future I will tell you to fuck off since you add no value here and your shtick is old.

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