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can't see those images of roach's screen shot.  how did hamm threaten a staff member?  this dude goes beyond little man syndrome.  someone please kick his ass publicly.  dude needs help and needs to be put in a mental institution.  who ruins their life over high school athletes.  this dude takes his school and recruiting way too seriously.  might be the first person to allow fucking high school recruiting to ruin his marriage and life.  what a fucking loser.

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fail.

Yes, just like your miserable life. Now go finish rubbing your baby peen in your patent’s guest bath.
2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


Yes, just like your miserable life. Now go finish rubbing your baby peen in your patent’s guest bath.

my patent’s?

my patent’s?

Parent’s you miserable fuck. Totally convinced you are an Aggy plant sent here to torture the rest of us.
Just now, Tree Fidy said:


Parent’s you miserable fuck. Totally convinced you are an Aggy plant sent here to torture the rest of us.

your name is misspelled 

Just now, Tree Fidy said:


...Tapa signature gone Aggy

you figured it out!  good for you. 

49 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wait.. 

Did anyone catch this on Roach's twitter replies?

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"Bandwith limit exceeded"? Fuck, that is big news.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"Bandwith limit exceeded"? Fuck, that is big news.

They should be back now. Refresh

 

Edited by Vertigo

10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They should be back now. Refresh

 

No good for me on mobile

4 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Can you get your Aggie ring removed? 

Usually only by a licensed proctologist. 

Basically Hamm is messaging someone on the recruiting staff at aggy and asking if they turned in a quote he made on a recruit to Sumlin, then a second message threatening to turn him and another staffer into the compliance office if they do.

Hamm asked if one of his comments was sent to the staff and then followed up by saying he was going to notify compliance about them. Don't know who the recipient was.

Lagrasta was a recruiting coordinator under Sumlin, think he is out of the business now. Think Hamm is just trying to burn any and all bridges. 

Edited by Lobwedgephil

19 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Lagrasta was a recruiting coordinator under Sumlin, think he is out of the business now. Think Hamm is just trying to burn any and all bridges. 

Correct

Here ya gof8c90ab1956d1c58bc4ff66cd3306751.jpg

Some account that I'm guessing was created tonight tweeted that pic at Roach. The Lagrasta guy referenced here liked the tweet

 

15 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

Some account that I'm guessing was created tonight tweeted that pic at Roach. The Lagrasta guy referenced here liked the tweet

 

And that fully explains why aggy had 247 fire Hamm. Not that 247 needed another reason too. 

The political joke was actually the highlight of this thread.

 

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

LHF when the Hamm signal goes up:

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8 hours ago, Eastwood said:

Hamm asked if one of his comments was sent to the staff and then followed up by saying he was going to notify compliance about them. Don't know who the recipient was.

One Trey Sl?

He never ceases to amaze me. He really needs some professional help.

So in summation, angry smurf called out the sexuality of 2 dudes while at the same time not being able to keep a woman and also being known for following high school boys into the bathroom?  And his broke ass is now flailing so badly he's making threats to aggy staff for extortion?  And he's also going to be on the Supreme Court?  I got that right?

11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

So in summation, angry smurf called out the sexuality of 2 dudes while at the same time not being able to keep a woman and also being known for following high school boys into the bathroom?  And his broke ass is now flailing so badly he's making threats to aggy staff for extortion?  And he's also going to be on the Supreme Court?  I got that right?

He's dealing with a lot of shit.

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So in summation, angry smurf called out the sexuality of 2 dudes while at the same time not being able to keep a woman and also being known for following high school boys into the bathroom?  And his broke ass is now flailing so badly he's making threats to aggy staff for extortion?  And he's also going to be on the Supreme Court?  I got that right?
Just for the sake of keeping the timeline clear. Following high school boys into the bathroom was first, then threatening to turn some of the Aggy staff into compliance. That kinda kickstarted the descent into his madness it seems. Otherwise, yup, spot on.

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

 

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:
28 minutes ago, Scholz said:
So in summation, angry smurf called out the sexuality of 2 dudes while at the same time not being able to keep a woman and also being known for following high school boys into the bathroom?  And his broke ass is now flailing so badly he's making threats to aggy staff for extortion?  And he's also going to be on the Supreme Court?  I got that right?

Just for the sake of keeping the timeline clear. Following high school boys into the bathroom was first, then threatening to turn some of the Aggy staff into compliance. That kinda kickstarted the descent into his madness it seems. Otherwise, yup, spot on.

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

You serial Clark?

Descent into madness.....I like the sound of that.

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Just now, TtomTerrific said:

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

That sounds like a you problem.

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That sounds like a you problem.

I know....I am wrestling with it. 

35 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

You serial Clark?

Descent into madness.....I like the sound of that.

Looks like we found out what Hamm will be doing for Christmas this year.

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I was forced into the B/CS area yesterday for a high school football game and grabbed a quick dinner at Rudy's, which is where they apparently do a Jimbo radio show or something(don't know when it is) I went to take a leak and even though the can was deserted I used the tall urinal in case Hammster or some other small child happened to wander in...it's the courteous thing to do  

29 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Hamm this morning.

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Hamm getting ready for a big day of recruiting scoops, attending high school football games, and maybe meeting some fun new people

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13 hours ago, markstanco said:

This guy has destroyed his name in the college sports industry. One day he will wake up and realize that PayPal subs on Facebook won’t pay the bills.

Then he has to worry about all his trash on the internet that any employer can find with a quick google.

Find a lawyer hamm, change your name. Best advice you will ever get.

I heard the name Daniel J. Figurelli is currently available.

this thread got weird for a bit. 

 

maybe he is schizophrenic or on the drugs.

He's just mad his "wife" is taking it from some other dude.  Seems to be a sore subject.

And that his kids are calling that other dude Daddy.

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19 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

maybe he is schizophrenic or on the drugs.

He can't afford drugs. The dude doesn't have a job.  Oh wait... you can suck dick for drugs.  He's probably got a metric ton of drugs.  

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Hamm this morning.

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Subtract the hot chick walking out and add more barnyard animals, and I think you've got it.

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

Nah.

He seems to have chemical issues a bit like your ol' buddy from texags. Hamm's problem is surely alcohol, but he definitely has a problem that affects his judgment by mid-evening. It's cost him his family and jobs, and at some point, he's going to pop off to somebody who's going to beat that ass.

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Nah.

He seems to have chemical issues a bit like your ol' buddy from texags. Hamm's problem is surely alcohol, but he definitely has a problem that affects his judgment by mid-evening. It's cost him his family and jobs, and at some point, he's going to pop off to somebody who's going to beat that ass.

Whoever records it better turn their phone the right way.

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