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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

He's just mad his "wife" is taking it from some other dude.  Seems to be a sore subject.

And that his kids and wife are calling that other dude Daddy.

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I am sure this happened, but just to ensure I understand things since I haven't followed this thread until recently, did you guys go nuts on Hamm's phone number when you discovered it through your Internet sleuthing at some point in the past? 

Someone pretend to be a recruit and call him up and set up a phone interview. Fuck with him and record it then post on here for shits and giggles and likes. #profit

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would it be wrong for people to attend whatever game he’s going to tonight just to heckle him?

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58 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Hamm's problem is surely alcohol...

Ehhh.  Not sure Michelob Ultra qualifies.

Just now, Scholz said:

Ehhh.  Not sure Michelob Ultra qualifies.

It does when you are as small as Hamm is. 

26 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Ehhh.  Not sure Michelob Ultra qualifies.

At Hamm's size, a couple of those would have him under the table. #MaraschinoCherryMan

33 minutes ago, dad said:

Someone pretend to be a recruit and call him up and set up a phone interview. Fuck with him and record it then post on here for shits and giggles and likes. #profit

If you do the bolded he'll automatically know you're not a high school recruit.

4 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

 

Thought I could help the little feller out with some career options, but a quick google search tells me the bar in Buffalo NY with the midget in a raincoat that you could piss on for $10 has been closed due to unpaid taxes.

Was looking forward to the .05 discount.. #$9.95pissonhammster

23 minutes ago, Viper said:

If you do the bolded he'll automatically know you're not a high school recruit.

True.. they should leave a number on the bathroom stall if they want him to initiate the call 

3 hours ago, RabidM said:

He can't afford drugs. The dude doesn't have a job.  Oh wait... you can suck dick for drugs.  He's probably got a metric ton of drugs.  

Can you trade bad predictions and unwarranted arrogance for drugs these days?

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Shall I call him and ask if he wants to be a guest on the podcast?

seems like a win-win-win situation

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Shall I call him and ask if he wants to be a guest on the podcast?

yes

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Shall I call him and ask if he wants to be a guest on the podcast?

Only if you record the call and then play it on the podcast. 

53 minutes ago, immamac said:

Shall I call him and ask if he wants to be a guest on the podcast?

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What the fuck, Karen?

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"Can I speak with Ken?"

 

"Ken?"

 

"Yah, Kenyatta.."

 

"Kenyatta who?"

 

"Ken, ya'atta come down to Texas and get some of this fine wine right here ha ha ha."

 

*click

 

"Yah, his dad says they don't know where this is coming from"

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18 hours ago, bizzle said:

best guess is he's in some sort of voluntary rehab by Q2 2019.

Can you get drunk off Michelob Ultra?

 Strange that we don’t have some Florida fans popping in to chime in about her. Clemson fans even. 

How in the fuck is some 70 year woman from Florida so connected to recruiting?  Given what’s going on with the Adidas case on the basketball side, I can’t help but think something similar is happening here.

13 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

some 70 year woman from Florida

That's Bagmaw to you, sir. 

39 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Can you get drunk off Michelob Ultra?

Me? No. But I'm not 6 inches tall and completely blue.

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20 hours ago, Roofle said:

Looks like a screenshot of a message the Hammster sent to a member of the A&M recruiting staff threatening them.

 

The most glorious thing in the world would be for Hamm to go to defcon nuclear option mode and go to the NCAA ----- or Tom Hermann ----- regarding the things he knows about Jimbo's recruiting "process."

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The most glorious thing in the world would be for Hamm to go to defcon nuclear option mode and go to the NCAA ----- or Tom Hermann ----- regarding the things he knows about Jimbo's recruiting "process."

If he tried that, that Karen would go over to his place and kick his ass.  

I don’t read other programs recruiting boards, but I’m guessing Stanford, Michigan & Notre Dame don’t have a bag hag or Facebook dwarf fronting their recruiting from the fan circle?

8 hours ago, Scholz said:

He's just mad his "wife" is taking it from some other dude.  Seems to be a sore subject.

And that his kids are calling that other dude Daddy.

75 mil would go a long way to ease the pain.

8 hours ago, Scholz said:

He's just mad his "wife" is taking it from some other dude.  Seems to be a sore subject.

And that his kids are calling that other dude Daddy.

I'm sorry, I still cant get over this. He married well above his weight class and then he just throws that away to go attend high school football games and high school camps all over the state? The fact that he was listed on her realty website as a realtor tells you she was trying to get him to focus on other things. Absolutely incredible that he would throw away his family for an obscure time wasting hobby for 99% of his readers. 

Shall I call him and ask if he wants to be a guest on the podcast?
Doooooo it.
10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I'm sorry, I still cant get over this. He married well above his weight class and then he just throws that away to go attend high school football games and high school camps all over the state? The fact that he was listed on her realty website as a realtor tells you she was trying to get him to focus on other things. Absolutely incredible that he would throw away his family for an obscure time wasting hobby for 99% of his readers. 

Sometimes you have to sacrifice things to be the best in the business.

I didn't keep up with this thread.. can someone explain how/when you learned she left him and how he was allegedly pushed out of the thing he started?

I want aggy to go down and I really want this scumbag to be the one to do it

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I'm sorry, I still cant get over this. He married well above his weight class and then he just throws that away to go attend high school football games and high school camps all over the state? The fact that he was listed on her realty website as a realtor tells you she was trying to get him to focus on other things. Absolutely incredible that he would throw away his family for an obscure time wasting hobby for 99% of his readers. 

She didn't trust the Hamm 

For all the complainers this thread is about as far the fuck away from recruiting as you be can get. Don't give me some bullshit holier than thou argument when crap like this is going on here

I'm sorry but are you of the opinion that this is the recruiting thread?

5 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

"Can I speak with Ken?"

 

"Ken?"

 

"Yah, Kenyatta.."

 

"Kenyatta who?"

 

"Ken, ya'atta come down to Texas and get some of this fine wine right here ha ha ha."

 

*click

 

"Yah, his dad says they don't know where this is coming from"

This gets no love? Buncha fuckin Rain Men.

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