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14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

For all the complainers this thread is about as far the fuck away from recruiting as you be can get. Don't give me some bullshit holier than thou argument when crap like this is going on here

Lol.  This entire board is just a bunch of gags 

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29 minutes ago, dad said:

I didn't keep up with this thread.. can someone explain how/when you learned she left him and how he was allegedly pushed out of the thing he started?

Go back to like page 16 and read till 30 or so...it’s worth it.

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lol.  This entire board is just a bunch of gags 

The gags usually team up. 

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58 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Go back to like page 16 and read till 30 or so...it’s worth it.

Holy shit what a whirlwind!

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The most glorious thing in the world would be for Hamm to go to defcon nuclear option mode and go to the NCAA ----- or Tom Hermann ----- regarding the things he knows about Jimbo's recruiting "process."

This presumes he knows anything.

15 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Nasty old skank needs to stay away from Texas commits and their parents.

Let's get her in a cage match with mUTha hustla. I'd order the PPV.

20 hours ago, texifornia said:

What the fuck, Karen?

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"I just talked to his Dad" = "I saw his parents Twitter replies to mUThahustla and I'm gonna claim I spoke to him"

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

If I look back at their schedule, they haven't beaten one ranked team this year.

They didn't beat a ranked team last year. In fact, I think their last one was October 8, 2016, basically two years ago. I don't know if the rankings are updated after or not or whatever, but that's pretty pathetic.

Texas has 3 this year.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/team/schedule/_/id/245/season/2017

http://www.espn.com/college-football/team/schedule/_/id/245/season/2018

 

22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

They go to schools that don’t win any big games? I’m confused? What is Aggies last actual big win? Manziel vs Bama? 

Oops. Wrong thread. Fuck the jealous Toilet Smurf.

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1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

OU Sucks would’ve put up 100 on the gomers.

Lol that's bout dead on wouldn't be glorious to watch an Aggy legacy torch those DB's for bout 600 and 8 TD's

Maybe not after 1 game Hamm, but they will after 4 wins in a row against USC-TCU-KState-OUsucks.

I’ll bet the ex Mrs. Hamm can’t even wait until sundown for today’s victory pounding 

Someone is nice to him and he's still a fucking turd in response. What a loser. At this rate, he's going to lose all his Twitter followers too (several of them were getting on him for his meltdown on Thursday night).

I really hope Kentucky punches their dicks in tonight.

6 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Recruits go to schools cause of 2 quality losses , stupid sip.
God hes a stupid mfer

Fify 

Aggy hasn’t won a CONFERENCE title in 20 years. Holy fuck these clowns are delusional.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Jesus Hamm, just let it go

 

He's in full self destruct mode

3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Aggy hasn’t won a CONFERENCE title in 20 years. Holy fuck these clowns are delusional.

Zero national titles, zero BCS/NY6 bowl wins, zero conference titles, zero division titles... A&M has accomplished precisely bupkes since the turn of the millenium.

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He's in full self destruct mode

dude seriously has psychological issues.  no wonder his life is such a fucking wreck.  poor ex wife and kids.

Lil fuck stick deserves all the terrible shit that comes his way, he’s brought it all on himself.
Wonder what he thinks at night when he knows new daddy is waxin dat ex ass?

37 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Jesus Hamm, just let it go

 

Geez, what an unprofessional thing for Hamm to say, much less tweet. 

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

Does he realize that we also covered the spread?  Ags are big on that this season for some unknown reason. 

do recruits go to a school who beat 3 ranked teams in 4 weeks?  i know it's not as good as losing to ranked teams and claiming moral victories.

How professional is it to openly root against a team that’s not even in the team that you covers conference? Doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense to me. Maybe he is scurred Texas is going to be a monster again after Aggy held their dick in their hand for most of the last decade while we were down. He doesn’t want to go back to hunting down borderline 3*s all Over the state again. 

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

do recruits go to a school who beat 3 ranked teams in 4 weeks?  i know it's not as good as losing to ranked teams and claiming moral victories.

dude. those were statement losses

5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

when, not if.

While we're celebrating victories in the BDF Conference, they're celebrating their back-to-back-to-back 20XX national titles.  Advantage Aggy.

17 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

Not if they cover the spread, then it's a quality loss in the SEC SEC SEC

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