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57 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not if they cover the spread, then it's a quality loss in the SEC SEC SEC

That's going to be tough

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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not if they cover the spread, then it's a quality loss in the SEC SEC SEC

They are favored to win though 

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

Too late.

I can see it now: Texas A&M: the only $EC $EC $EC team to cover the spread in every game this season.

 

Hamm will now replace "Texas A&M, the premier SEC West Program in Texas" with "Texas A&M, the only SEC team to cover the spread in every game this season."

Evans probably thinks this is the best win he's ever seen on a football iron grid thing. "You can tell this team is an SEContender", probably


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" folks a win over a Kentucky team in the past was something to laugh at but stoops has a great team. This is was the Fisher effect brings last year we lose this game. My life may be in shambles but we are a playoff team next year. If not next year the year after that for sure." Taylor Hamm

“BIG TIME Win for Jimbo and company, on and off the field, as A&M dismantles the #13 team in college football. Recruits from all over the World were in town for this shellacking by your fightin ags. The early Heisman favorite Snell couldn’t Smell the end zone as he was held in absolute check all night by the Aggies stout SEC run defense. Kentucky’s QB Wilson looked dreadful thanks solely to Elko’s SEC defense and masterful gameplan. My SEC sources have told me to expect recruits to come banging down the door to join this class. In fact, don’t be surprised if we have to drop a few current commits to make room for more highly ranked recruits. The #1 class in the nation will stretch it’s lead in the very near future. Gig Em and SEC.”

-Hamm.

After Clemson: This moral victory has changed everything!

After OU: This actual victory doesn't mean anything don't worry

Shockwaves thru the cfb world! Jimbo pullin POWER MOVES! Top SEC West Texas school! Stopped the juggernaut snell dead in his heisman campaign tracks. Team fought tough pulled out an old fashioned sec slugfest.

4 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Shockwaves thru the cfb world! Jimbo pullin POWER MOVES! Top SEC West Texas school! Stopped the juggernaut snell dead in his heisman campaign tracks. Team fought tough pulled out an old fashioned sec slugfest.

Emphasis on “slug” in slugfest. That was a sorry ass game. Kentucky might have the worst QB in Division 1 football. 

Just in case you all thought his dispicable behavior was only isolated to the recruiting world. I can only imagine how he treated and talked to the mother of his children. 

https://ibb.co/bCmH69

Not sure if that worked.... 

 

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Link

34 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

Just in case you all thought his dispicable behavior was only isolated to the recruiting world. I can only imagine how he treated and talked to the mother of his children. 

https://ibb.co/bCmH69

Not sure if that worked.... 

 

Sorry I’m lost.

 

a little background please?

3 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Sorry I’m lost.

 

a little background please?

She’s probably referencing the events that took place on Thursday night.

5 minutes ago, Fug said:

She’s probably referencing the events that took place on Thursday night.

Sorry I can’t keep up, what was Thursday?

4 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Sorry I can’t keep up, what was Thursday?

Hamm got into it with Texas 247 reporters, might have been at a game. Ended up using anti gay slurs at them on his FB page. He’s can’t stop spiraling.

Hamm, what’s Texas ranked?
....and aggy, what are the ranked now?

4 hours ago, Fug said:

She’s probably referencing the events that took place on Thursday night.

Probably but he's trying to claim it's all because she's liberal and was upset he posted something pro kavanaugh. And then he called her out publicly, put her name on blast and shared her private text messages with everyone. 

Their compensation package must be pretty fucking outstanding if it's getting people to commit so quickly.

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Probably but he's trying to claim it's all because she's liberal and was upset he posted something pro kavanaugh. And then he called her out publicly, put her name on blast and shared her private text messages with everyone. 

Fuck the guy, I literally do not give a fuck if he’s washing my windshield at the corner of 35 and Caesar Chavez in 3 months. He’s literally the example of idiotic narcissism and pride ruining your life. I wish him the worst.

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Lulz Evans brother just shot this report down.

If they were to land Evans now I would call shenanigans. It would not shock me if Aggy were to land him a year from now if he’s close with Hornsby and Demas since they are already paid for.

but landing him this far out indicates SEC style recruiting which will not play out well for other major programs boosters and admin.

Lulz Evans brother just shot this report down.

Bargaining ploy.

He spoke to a 'source'. EJ said he spent a good chunk of Thursday with the Evans' (which hasn't been refuted) and says Evans is a long game type of commitment. Hamm keeps lying, he's going burn all the bridges with the recruits, too. Idiot.

3 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

He spoke to a 'source'. EJ said he spent a good chunk of Thursday with the Evans' (which hasn't been refuted) and says Evans is a long game type of commitment. Hamm keeps lying, he's going burn all the bridges with the recruits, too. Idiot.

He EJ or he Hamm?

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Their compensation package must be pretty fucking outstanding if it's getting people to commit so quickly.

These very early 5 stars are like loss leaders. You pay big early and other guys see who you’ve got and want to be teammates, and they are had cheaper. 

1 hour ago, Fug said:

Fuck the guy, I literally do not give a fuck if he’s washing my windshield at the corner of 35 and Caesar Chavez in 3 months. He’s literally the example of idiotic narcissism and pride ruining your life. I wish him the worst.

I hope you crash your momma's car
I hope you pass out in some bar
I hope you catch some kinda flu
Let's say I wish the worst for you

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

He EJ or he Hamm?

Sorry, wasn't clear. Was comparing the two and their opposite reports of Evans. Holland spent Thursday with them, per the update on Saturday. He said Evans makes bland comments about schools on purpose, and that he's nowhere near a decision (but we are up there). Thinks people are freaking out too much about his lack of enthusiasm about Texas.

If Evans commits to Aggy soon, then we'll know that Aggy is dumping out significantly more $$$ than any program in NCAA history. 

Also EJ had the following note on Evans: 

"There is a FaceBook post floating around that Evans could commit to A&M soon. Here is what his brother had to say about it: "Zach is not committing until 2020." I'll have more on Zach tomorrow in The Stampede. But just wanted to cover this before anyone posted about it. I wouldn't read too much into FaceBook."

Then in the comments: "He's just a FaceBook poster. No difference from any members of this board."

Lmao. I hope everyone starts referring to Hamm reports as facebook posts, since that's what they are. 

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Toilet Smurf left the word pussy put of his suggestion.

Don’t want to lose Javonne.
We need OL help right now.



Shepherd isn’t going to be a help anytime soon - he’s a project.

If you’re looking for immediate help - a grad transfer is much more likely to be of assistance.
7 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Don’t want to lose Javonne.

We need OL help right now.

Watch his Senior film, you might not be as concerned. He might help but will definitely be a while

I had a lot of fun mocking Chasen Hinds exploding to over 350 during the last cycle. It would be hypocritical to look at Javonne Shepherd’s explosion and think it is no big deal. Dude has a long, long way to go before he’s benefitting any roster. 

On 10/6/2018 at 3:14 PM, Goodman said:

I hope aggy plays ou in some shitty bowl.

Their daddy would never let that happen.

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I had a lot of fun mocking Chasen Hinds exploding to over 350 during the last cycle. It would be hypocritical to look at Javonne Shepherd’s explosion and think it is no big deal. Dude has a long, long way to go before he’s benefitting any roster. 

Googled Shepherd's name and randomly stumbled across this picture of him (second from right) from June 2017 on the scat board:

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He's had quite the transformation over the past year.

 

 

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