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39 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Googled Shepherd's name and randomly stumbled across this picture of him (second from right) from June 2017 on the scat board:

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He's had quite the transformation over the past year.

 

 

Whoa. 

That dude has:

-an attitude problem

-a handler

-bad technique

-weighs 350 lbs

-and is a drama queen

I simply don’t see him winding up anywhere but ATM,  and that works for me.

 

Edited by closetojumping

I honestly wonder if our win was more depressing for the aggys than their win was joyful for them.

I say yes.  I've always maintained they hate us more than they like themselves.

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I honestly wonder if our win was more depressing for the aggys than their win was joyful for them.

I say yes.  I've always maintained they hate us more than they like themselves.

It was their first ranked win in about 2 years, and of course was over Kentucky of all teams. I'm not sure when the next one will come.

 

Agree with your second statement.

24 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I honestly wonder if our win was more depressing for the aggys than their win was joyful for them.

I say yes.  I've always maintained they hate us more than they like themselves.

You would to if your last national championship was 1939, and you have finished in the Top 5, like 3 times since then. All the while your chief rival is one of the darlings of college football.

30 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It was their first ranked win in about 2 years, and of course was over Kentucky of all teams. I'm not sure when the next one will come.

 

Agree with your second statement.

Probably the week Vanderbilt is ranked 2 to 5 years from now.

On 10/6/2018 at 3:06 PM, satyanash said:

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

the replies do not go well for the Hammster

Is there an ETA or an over/under on when we can expect Hamm to do something hugely embarrassing again?

He's going to stalk Demas, Chibuzo, and Shepherd until one of them finally tells him to fuck off. Then he'll run to Facebook and call them disrespectful.

Step 1. Send Hamm a crate of bourbon signed "<3 MeeMaw" on Thursday morning

Step 2. Look at twitter

Step 3. Lulz

7 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Step 1. Send Hamm a crate of bourbon signed "<3 MeeMaw" on Thursday morning

Step 2. Look at twitter

Step 3. Lulz

This is little man hamm we're talking about. Better send him this and some cranberry juice if you want him to drink it 

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17 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

He's going to stalk Demas, Chibuzo, and Shepherd until one of them finally tells him to fuck off. Then he'll run to Facebook and call them 'boy'.

FIFY

Not a fan of Hamm, but this shit is pretty sad. 

Quite literally, all he has left is his love for aggy. If there was one thing I had left going for me, the last remaining thing in a life full of disappointments, I would damn sure not want it to be aggy. Disappointment is what they do. Championship caliber disappointments. 

Aggy made Hamm what he is today, a drunken loser obsessed with high school football players.  .  

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

You would to if your last national championship was 1939, and you have finished in the Top 5, like 3 times since then. All the while your chief rival is one of the darlings of college football.

aggy Top 5 rankings since 1939: #5 in 1956. #5 in 2012

That is all

2012 was a tie for 5 in only one of the two polls. You can't come up with a list of the Top 5 College Football Teams of 2012 that has A&M in it. It has to be at least a Top 6. Ergo, that is not a top 5 finish, it is a top 6 finish.

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

Is there an ETA or an over/under on when we can expect Hamm to do something hugely embarrassing again?

I fear for the next guy who mentions a Frappe around him.

37 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Not a fan of Hamm, but this shit is pretty sad. 

Quite literally, all he has left is his love for aggy. If there was one thing I had left going for me, the last remaining thing in a life full of disappointments, I would damn sure not want it to be aggy. Disappointment is what they do. Championship caliber disappointments. 

Yes, that's actually a dangerously thin last strand of string to be dangling from.

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

He's going to stalk Demas, Chibuzo, and Shepherd until one of them finally tells him to fuck off. Then he'll run to Facebook and call them disrespectful.

Or attack them on Twitter and call them "boy."

23 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

2012 was a tie for 5 in only one of the two polls. You can't come up with a list of the Top 5 College Football Teams of 2012 that has A&M in it. It has to be at least a Top 6. Ergo, that is not a top 5 finish, it is a top 6 finish.

Yes but have you seen their October recruiting class ranking? A&M is back, baby!

6 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

A&M is back, baby!

They're not a has been.  They're a never was.  You have to get there first to be back.

I'm not gonna panic either way with Shepherd. It makes sense he wears aggy gear to visit aggy. Honestly though, if he wants to leave, bye. If he wants to stay, I hope we can develop him. I don't think he's worth any kind of late cycle headache trying to keep him held on.

I'm sure Sheppard is good, but I wouldn't freak out if he left. He's nowhere near the same player as Tyler Johnson. I'd freak right the fuck out if he left.

Haha.  Smurf is such a little bitch.

6 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Googled Shepherd's name and randomly stumbled across this picture of him (second from right) from June 2017 on the scat board:

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He's had quite the transformation over the past year.

 

 

 

That is some eye-opening shit right there. That is SSSOOOO much bad weight so quickly. 

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Waiting for the day that Hamm gets humbled. Such a little bitch...and such a punchable face

Just now, Kenny Powers said:

Waiting for the day that Hamm gets humbled. Such a little bitch...and such a punchable face

Well his wife is taking it from some other dude.  Who his kids are calling Daddy now.  So...

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Make the biggest guy ride in back?

Plenty of room in the back.

 

Shepherd.  It don't make a shit.  

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16 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Well his wife is taking it from some other dude.  Who his kids are calling Daddy now.  So...

Yeah he's already been brought way low.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah he's already been brought way low.

He’s just in denial still. Either he’s going to realize what his life has become, or he’s got a psychological disorder that keeps him thinking he’s the best and all this other stuff is jealous people trying to bring him down. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s just in denial still. Either he’s going to realize what his life has become, or he’s got a psychological disorder that keeps him thinking he’s the best and all this other stuff is jealous people trying to bring him down. 

He just needs a partner who will support his Facebook posting habit without bitching at him all the time.  Someone unselfish.

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s just in denial still. Either he’s going to realize what his life has become, or he’s got a psychological disorder that keeps him thinking he’s the best and all this other stuff is jealous people trying to bring him down. 

It's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He's always the best at everything. He's gonna brag about it and if he ever has any evidence for it, he's gonna make sure you know about it (i.e. inflated correct crystal ball percentage). Oh yea, and nothing is ever his fault. Not him getting credentials pulled, not him getting fired, not him getting called out by trainers, not him losing his family. None of it is his fault, always the world against Hamm. 

He went 0/16 in predictions down the stretch one year.  And he didn't own a single one of those 16 misses.

1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Anyone got a link to the looch crybaby podcast?

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3 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

He's going to stalk Demas, Chibuzo, and Shepherd until one of them finally tells him to fuck off. Then he'll run to Facebook and call them disrespectful.

yo Hamm? is that piss on your shirt?

32 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He went 0/16 in predictions down the stretch one year.  And he didn't own a single one of those 16 misses.

He switched his Crystal Ball picks minutes before most of them announced once it was obvious what the pick was going to be(which, fairly, is what most of them do), which in turn inflated his percent correct. So to him, they're not misses. 

Just wondering, why are they taking a mid week trip to aggy?  They’ve already toured the facilities and campus multiple times.  I get it if they go back to see more games.  Don’t really understand why their trainer is driving them mid week.  

As for Shepherd,  like someone else said.... flip if you want to be at aggy.  If not, hopefully we can develop him here.  With that said, the success rates for recruits that pull this type of stuff tend to have a very high bust rate.  

57 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

today is a school holiday and they probably had morning practice

Or they met Meemaw at the hotel meeting. 

Edited by TexasFan21

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