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1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Hammster is many things, but a legit recruiting analyst is not one of them. Nor is he a business owner. What he is, is a fan with a Facebook page. He is inexplicably buddies with one trainer who is clearly and obviously pushing the limits of NCAA compliance. He is definitely an aggy booster as he has season tickets (if he can still afford them) and has made donations to his school. I sincerely hope Hamm is the one who is making the Malik Hornsby video. This is going to be the year when it finally ALL comes crashing down for Hamm. Get your jumbo popcorn ready. 

I just get an eeiry American Beauty handheld camera scene being filmed out of his window of him watching hornsby. 

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

PM RadiologyHorn

 Not sure if I should, or if this is like PM Derka

Just now, GotThatFire said:

 Not sure if I should, or if this is like PM Derka

Should probably PM both just to be safe.

What value is there in fucking with a guy this down on his luck? Bullying, imo.

8 minutes ago, Llogg said:

What value is there in fucking with a guy this down on his luck? Bullying, imo.

Because haha.

16 minutes ago, Llogg said:

What value is there in fucking with a guy this down on his luck? Bullying, imo.

The guy isn't fucking 'down on his luck'! He is a narcissistic piece of shit and all the bad things that happen to him are completely of his own doing. He deserves to be fucked with at every turn. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Did I get them? Report the posts next time so we don't have to hunt them down

I reported most or all of them. Thank you, sir. 

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8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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1,000% chance that "AustinAggie" is Hamm's sock.

Just now, rickyspub said:

The guy isn't fucking 'down on his luck'! He is a narcissistic piece of shit and all the bad things that happen to him are completely of his own doing. He deserves to be fucked with at every turn. 

It's funny to watch bad things happen to bad people, but not so much to do bad things to people.

1 minute ago, Llogg said:

It's funny to watch bad things happen to bad people, but not so much to do bad things to people.

I'm not going out and doing anything. But I do enjoy watching bad things happen to bad people, so best wishes, Sydney and CTJ. God speed.

24 minutes ago, Llogg said:

What value is there in fucking with a guy this down on his luck? Bullying, imo.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You give me the ten apples. But you have to flow now!

Never gonna be able to unsee that.

Running a Facebook page as your "job" is not a good thing Jesus Christ

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53 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Every time I think enough is enough and start to somewhat feel bad for the guy, I end up seeing one of his tweets/posts/whatever media he’s using these days and I’m cool with everyone fucking with him. 

The great thing about Hamm using FB is that his subscribers Doxx themselves just by asking him a question.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Running a Facebook page as your "job" is not a good thing Jesus Christ

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These people can't actually be that stupid. It's probably just a bunch of Hamm socks. 

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

These people can't actually be that stupid. 

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And that's why you sell auto parts, Ryan despite your finance degree from Ole Miss.

1 minute ago, Richter said:

And that's why you sell auto parts, Ryan despite your finance degree from Ole Miss.

I was told that aggy doesn't have t-shirt fans

1 hour ago, Llogg said:

What value is there in fucking with a guy this down on his luck? Bullying, imo.

Is bullying still wrong if the midget in question is asking for it?

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Is bullying still wrong if the midget in question is asking for it?

 Is it wrong to choke a woman while long dicking her, if she is asking for it? 

Just now, GotThatFire said:

 Is it wrong to choke a woman while long dicking her, if she is asking for it? 

Please don't reference sex and Hamm in the same rhetorical inquiry. It makes me throw up a little.

Hamm sure was quick to give up on his masterful Facebook blueprint when rush came calling. I think maybe rush’s plan all along was to use Hamm to generate traffic and subs at his site, then jettison him asafp. 

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Is it wrong to choke a woman while long dicking her, if she is asking for it? 

Not wrong, as long as there’s signed and notarized consent both before and after the event.

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

1,000% chance that "AustinAggie" is Hamm's sock.

Nah. Some aggy named Jay Ryan Ash. He is taking a beating by Hamms Facebook groupies

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17 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Nah. Some aggy named Jay Ryan Ash. He is taking a beating by Hamms Facebook groupies

Why would they go after the guy who was standing up for the integrity of Hamm's business?

 

...hahaha I couldn't keep a straight face typing that

21 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Lol at Hamm maintaining a subscription to his former employer’s website.

Where else is he gonna get the bulk of his "content"?

6 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Here's a Shephard piece from EJ

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It’s been a bit of a rollercoaster ride for Javonne Shepherd.

After spending some time away from his team, the four-star offensive lineman out of Houston North Forest is back and looks better than ever.

“I’ve been working out before and after practice,” Shepherd said. “I’m in the weight room all day. I weighed 346 pounds, but I’m down to 312 pounds. It took me about a month, but I’ve been working hard.”

On the recruiting front, Shepherd made a verbal commitment to Texas over the summer. However, he has been very open about making other official visits before signing with the Longhorns.

So where exactly does his commitment stand?

“I’m solid right now,” Shepherd said. “I’m making visits because it’s the process. I understand I picked Texas. I picked Texas for a reason. But I just have to see and make sure. I love Texas. It’s a great school, and every time I go there, the environment is great.”

Shepherd added that he has been impressed with the Longhorns’ strong start on the field this season and improved play upfront.

“Man, they are rolling,” Shepherd said. “I like what they are doing with the offensive line. When I get there, it’s going to be better (laughs). The offensive line is rolling, too. It’s great.”

Shepherd plans to make visits to Alabama, Georgia, LSU and Texas A&M, which is considered the biggest threat in his recruitment.

The Aggies actually hosted Shepherd for an unofficial visit on Monday and are still actively recruiting him.

“I mean, I just talk to them,” Shepherd. “When you’re committed to a school, they don’t recruit you as hard as when you’re open. But they are just keeping in contact and things like that.”

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Shepherd is looking to make an unofficial visit to Texas this weekend when the Longhorns host Baylor.

At 6-foot-6, 346 pounds, Shepherd is ranked as the No. 23 offensive tackle and No. 216 overall prospect in the country, per 247Sports Composite.

Is it kind of a fluff piece? Yeah

But at least he's posting on a real site, has quotes from the kid, and doesn't sound like a total homer. 

 

Hamm is going to pump up this Demas/Shephard story nonstop. FWK is his only point of access. He will have nothing to report without them.

Wait a minute.  Didn't Hamm just say Shepherd was mad at Texas reporters for saying he was suspended and no longer talking to them?

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Jeez he just blatantly lies to his subscribers and yet they continue to follow him. What a bunch of morons.
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Jeez he just blatantly lies to his subscribers and yet they continue to follow him. What a bunch of morons.

 

Anyone called him out on multiple sources saying it was Wolfe, and that he reached out to several programs?

Hamm is on constant tilt right now because he's burned all his industry bridges, has no team sources, his career is falling apart, doesn't have many subs on his facebook page, nobody trusts him to hold info without immediately spilling it, and his only sources are one or two trainers and a couple of aggie commits who think they're getting everyone. He's more unreliable than usual right now, which is saying a lot, and most of what he's posting is bullshit he makes up or disinformation on behalf of others using him as a useful idiot 

How is he paying his bills right now?

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How is he paying his bills right now?

Alimony

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How is he paying his bills right now?

Credit card companies aren't terribly picky all the time. Enjoy the collection agents, bud.

hamm gets his info straight from the recruits.  unless the recruits know, he doesn't know.  and they feed him shit sometimes, like when he went 0fer.  they all probably lied and fucked with him because he is an annoying midget.  but some recruits like it that a grown ass man sniffs their jock.  

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