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Dude seriously couldn’t stay off his Facebook page while he was with his kid at the zoo? What a twat.
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The good thing about his narcissistic disorder as it is very unlikely he will swallow a bullet.  And in his warped mind he thinks everything in his life is fine and any problems were caused by someone else.  

6 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I was thinking he might throw his shit at the baboons.

Throwing shit at baboons is his day job at 9.95 per baboon.  

35 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

Hilarious. If he had any type of ability to laugh at himself, he'd be flattered.

Life is hard.  It's harder if you're a divorced midget.

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Also confirmed by the brother in the comments 

I would go with the 'stop stop the man has a family' bit but well...

 

(Tbh I don't even feel good about that joke but I couldn't resist)

God damn who on Earth would trust that guy for any recruiting information? 

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Hilarious. If he had any type of ability to laugh at himself, he'd be flattered.

I know if I was short and had followed a recruit into the can I would be ROTFLing if somebody set up a parody account of me called Toilet Smurf.

Some other platforms he could consider, based on how it is going for him:

Losing facebook

Shitfacedbook

In your facebook

Shitter

Twatter

Crapchat

33 minutes ago, Carl Winslow said:

 

So Hamm said he was going to Ohio State and not Texas and they corrected him and called him out on it?  I’m only seeing a few of these posts I just want to make sure I didn’t miss anything... 

Seriously is that runt ever right about anything?

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

So Hamm said he was going to Ohio State and not Texas and they corrected him and called him out on it?  I’m only seeing a few of these posts I just want to make sure I didn’t miss anything... 

Yes, and Evans' brother/handler got annoyed when Hamm tried to say it was "all good" and just a "miscommunication"

Outside of maybe getting exposure for some of their teammates, I don't understand what incentive blue chip prospects and their families have to talk to these guys.

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So message board doctors, what's Hamm diagnosed mental illness? 

Delusional Disorder and Butthurtt Stage Five

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Outside of maybe getting exposure for some of their teammates, I don't understand what incentive blue chip prospects and their families have to talk to these guys.

I mean, it's fun to get attention, and especially if you're sticking to whoever your team's 247 guy is and the TFB dudes (minus Hale) if you're into Texas or OU, it's all pretty normal and neat. I'd have killed for a commitment video like Dele's at that age. It's when you get into fucksticks like Hamm that things get weird.

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Outside of maybe getting exposure for some of their teammates, I don't understand what incentive blue chip prospects and their families have to talk to these guys.

What incentive do we have to post? We humans like to imagine that we are interesting to others and that some value attaches to the fact.

2 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Dude’s losing his grasp on reality.

Never had it to begin with.

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8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So message board doctors, what's Hamm diagnosed mental illness? 

Aggy

With Evans in the house against the Baylor defense we absolutely need to run for 250 yards.

5 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Did Hamm lose his wife, kids, job (x2), dignity, and his fucking teeth?

He sold his teeth and gummies pay more at the truck stop.

I thought Thursday was the day of drinking, fighting, and tweeting.

Cant wait till tomorrow after seeing today.

10 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Did Hamm lose his wife, kids, job (x2), dignity, and his fucking teeth?

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Neither 6figs nor Dfigs can afford a DDS.

Fuckin hamm, dayum bro.
You are one entertaining mother fucker.
The internal gift, like jelly of the day club or some shit

We need to get this guy hitched back on to a reputable recruiting outlet covering aggy. He’s an asset to us with the more recruits and eyes he reaches.

Him making a fool of himself in front of 32 facebook friends while barely being associated with aggy isn’t doing much to help us here. 

1 hour ago, Carl Winslow said:

 

Hamm better be careful or he’s gonna get his creditentials taken away.... oh shit never mind. Lmfao what a dip shit. Wish I could be in his head when he had that “oh shit I fucked Up moment”. 

10 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Hope he gets raped by an ape.

Is a rape ape like a Grape Ape?

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14 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

 Wish I could be in his head when he had that “oh shit I fucked Up moment”. 

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7 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


I agree. making fun of his divorce is shitty.

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7 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

To be fair most of the action is relevant to how much fun Hamm’s ex wife is having with by actually getting a good dicking & spending time with someone who acts like a real man.  

Maybe a few cheap shots in regards to a real alpha replacing him as a father figure, but mostly the ribbing is just about his ex enjoying some good D.

I heard he’s a Longhorn.

I heard he’s a Longhorn.

 

That’s why he said “good dicking”. We’re known for that —especially our current kicker.

 

I'll be honest, I have no idea how y'all even found out Hamm got divorced in the first place. That's some impressive sleuthing.

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I'll be honest, I have no idea how y'all even found out Hamm got divorced in the first place. That's some impressive sleuthing.

Meemaw.... she took a photo saying he was single or something and wanted to set him up. 

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