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5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So MeeMaw has access to aggy coaches, players, recruits and practices and Hamm has a Facebook page.  Hamm needs to drink about 12 Ultras and threaten to turn  Brewster, Jimbo, Craig, Peveto, Meemaw and Lucci in to the NCAA.  John Sharp will  pay like a boss out of those hurricane relief funds to keep him quiet.    

I thought Hamm already did.

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10 minutes ago, Viper said:

I thought Hamm already did.

Well there it is, he will be in business for a little while longer now.  

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I am part of a text group that probably has more participants than Hamm's current FB group. We also talk more in-depth about recruiting, football, and other things than Hamm does, and our information is more accurate.

Injury reports?

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Hamm gets his “pass” from the bathroom of course.

 

Edited by HuntinHorn

lol if you havent listened to this weeks podcast on surly  listen to the very end :D

19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

lol if you havent listened to this weeks podcast on surly  listen to the very end :D

Gold!

I'm aware of the nasty things being said.

Poor Hamm

While it's kinda weird to call him up directly, it is great he knew exactly how many pages it is.

4 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

So MeeMaw has access to aggy coaches, players, recruits and practices and Hamm has a Facebook page.  Hamm needs to drink about 12 Ultras and threaten to turn  Brewster, Jimbo, Craig, Peveto, Meemaw and Lucci in to the NCAA.  John Sharp will  pay like a boss out of those hurricane relief funds to keep him quiet.    

Imagine the recruiting class they could get if another hurricane hits Texas.

While it's kinda weird to call him up directly, it is great he knew exactly how many pages it is.
Yep, he knew the call was coming. He reads here.

Likely surly is one of his sources, and not kidding.
19 hours ago, texifornia said:

While it's kinda weird to call him up directly, it is great he knew exactly how many pages it is.

I am conflicted. I really want to feel bad for the guy, and I definitely do for his family, but how many times does life have to come at you fast to alter your course?

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I am conflicted. I really want to feel bad for the guy, and I definitely do for his family, but how many times does life have to come at you fast to alter your course?

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i'm conflicted too.  i want bad things to happen to him and i'm worried that someday he'll burn every bridge and turn his life around.

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

someday he'll burn every bridge and turn his life around

That's not usually how it works for adult men.  Usually it's burn every bridge, hit rock bottom, commit suicide.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

That's not usually how it works for adult men.  Usually it's burn every bridge, hit rock bottom, commit suicide.

Does Facebook offer a solid life insurance policy for their employees?

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Is Hornsby thr guy that hamm is fronting the cash to make the video?  

Fronting the capital one card, maybe. 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fronting the capital one card, maybe. 

Fronting the manufactured self-esteem, for sure.

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

Since Hamm read this thread, is it wrong for me to say I fucked his wife?

Hell, Lumbergh fucked her

he's not only unemployable, he's also un-datable.  no decent chick will want to be seen in public with him after a single google search of his name. 

EJ and Roach alluded to his having serious personal issues and he is basically spiralling down in his own personal life.  dude needs to maybe just get off social media and stop being so obsessed with his alma mater's recruiting.  he needs to step away for a while and just deal with his personal shit.  I love UT and longhorn football, always have... but it's not even close to the top of all the priorities I have in my life.  I just imagine a grown man letting high school recruiting destroy his marriage and time with his kids.  Seems so fucking stupid.  

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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s great that he reads this thread. He knows what we know about him.  

How long until the one surly mole is his only subscriber? 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fronting the capital one card, maybe. 

Hamm will make the commitment video.  If Hornsby provides the time, location, tells him what he wants done, buys the camera, provides the gas money to drive the location, pays him to post it on his Facebook page, and does all the editing.   That's only if committs to aggy. 

And yes, Taylor.  We say nasty shit about you because you're a twerp and deserve it.  Have fun in your efficiency apartment on the outskirts of Houston.

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

No way he gets 50/50 custody with all this character stuff out on the internet. Hope he settles but I'm sure he'd rather spend tens of thousands of dollars bc he is right and everyone else is wrong. Poor kids. 

 

18 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

No way he gets 50/50 custody with all this character stuff out on the internet. Hope he settles but I'm sure he'd rather spend tens of thousands of dollars bc he is right and everyone else is wrong. Poor kids. 

 

He would probably be happier if she got full custody. That way,  he can devote even more of his life to stalking recruits and slobbin on aggie knob. 

Yep. It's awkward stalking recruits in bathrooms with your kids in tow.

Edited by Deej

Ya know. Sometimes i click on this thread and forget exactly what it is and am like "WTF am i reading!!" 

Then i remember. 

"Daddy why are we staying in the boys room for so long?" is probably a mood killer when you're stalking the best croots in the state.

2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. Sometimes i click on this thread and forget exactly what it is and am like "WTF am i reading!!" 

Then i remember. 

This is actually real life.

Hamm has started to weed out people that haven't paid.
I paid $10.00 one time last yr on a gift card that I had left over from Christmas, and been riding for free the last 9 months.

Guess I will pay the little bastard $12.00 for a month just to keep bringing you guys the lulz.

How else will he afford his Michelob Ultra5c8ee1c456ea17ee5795e3fa4ac17b1a.jpg

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

how much is student monthly? surely someone can photoshop you up a student id.

Haven't looked at that

9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

459 members?!?

I wonder how many of them are paying.

Hamm had over 600 before he started the purge.

He has given free subs to trainers & there are some recruits as members(wonder if they paid) also family members.

Edited by Longhornfrenzy

If he gives out free subs to potential recruits does this make him a booster?

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

If he gives out free subs to potential recruits does this make him a booster?

He’s a booster by definition regardless of free subs.  

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