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Wait, so can we try to sleep with her or not?  

But seriously, with all that’s being said about Candi Fisher, this is the line?  Not trying to be combative, but what’s the difference?  

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

Imagine being constantly reminded that you ruined your life because of your unhealthy obsession with a high schooler’s choice of college.



It’s sad. He’s obsessed with college choices for kids who aren’t related to him. But I bet he wont be as obsessed—or around—-when his kid chooses a college.

1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Wait, so can we try to sleep with her or not?  

But seriously, with all that’s being said about Candi Fisher, this is the line?  Not trying to be combative, but what’s the difference?  

Candi is a cheating whore. Whereas Mrs Hamm is a poor victim. 

9 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Wait, so can we try to sleep with her or not?  

Yes but you can't talk about it.  Unless you're tender about it.

10 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Wait, so can we try to sleep with her or not?  

 

Only if you have pics.

Edited by rickyspub

9 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Candi is a cheating whore. Whereas Mrs Hamm is a poor victim. 

I am sure Candi is also mostly a victim. She wasn't dealing with a husband who couldn't really provide for his family, but I doubt Jimbo was a quality husband and it is evident he has shortcomings (pun intended) in the sack. I guess you can call her a cheating whore for not being satisfied with her limp-dicked husband, but I am sure if he had a normal libido and she was cold as ice he would be humping Meemaw every time she stopped by to pick up the cash for recruits.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Yes but you can't talk about it.  Unless you're tender about it.

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9 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am sure Candi is also mostly a victim. She wasn't dealing with a husband who couldn't really provide for his family, but I doubt Jimbo was a quality husband and it is evident he has shortcomings (pun intended) in the sack. I guess you can call her a cheating whore for not being satisfied with her limp-dicked husband, but I am sure if he had a normal libido and she was cold as ice he would be humping Meemaw every time she stopped by to pick up the cash for recruits.

Are you implying that Jimbo is a leg humping Pomeranian?

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Are you implying that Jimbo is a leg humping Pomeranian?

No, he is more like a neutered Chihuahua. 

9 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

...he would be humping Meemaw

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Are you implying that Jimbo is a leg humping Pomeranian?

 

3 hours ago, rickyspub said:

No, he is more like a neutered Chihuahua. 

I have a pomeranian and a chihuahua and neither hump legs...they just bite ankles and fight each other. 

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Let me get this straight...

After a heart to heart phonecall, an aggy censored this board because it was being mean to another aggy. In response to protest, said Aggy said start your own website. 

Hmm....reminds me of another board I used to know. It rhymes with Hornfans

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Let me get this straight...

After a heart to heart phonecall, an aggy censored this board because it was being mean to another aggy. In response to protest, said Aggy said start your own website. 

Hmm....reminds me of another board I used to know. It rhymes with Hornfans

That's exactly what happened, I'm glad the facts are so clearly put in this post.

I don't think there's been anything but empathy for those kids because they have a shitastic father who cared more about trying to be cool with 17 year old high school boys than in being a decent father and husband.  Hence he's no longer a husband and is probably only a father due to legal rights.  I believe there was a request to see any posts that talked shit about his kids... and I believe all we got were the sounds of crickets.  Even the "shit talk" about his wife was really shit talk to Hamm.  We all know she's better off now.  Who the hell wouldn't be?

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Let me get this straight...

After a heart to heart phonecall, an aggy censored this board because it was being mean to another aggy. In response to protest, said Aggy said start your own website. 

Hmm....reminds me of another board I used to know. It rhymes with Hornfans

You know... I don't quite get our weird little universe here. 

We have an aggy board moderator, we have an aggy radio host on 104.9 in E Hogan, and we have a fucking aggy reporter at the AAS all who make their living covering Texas (with exception of immamac who lovingly jigalos on the weekends for obese women}. Am I taking crazy pills?

only an aggy would read, "this piece of shit interrupted a dad/kids zoo trip to periscope about aggy recruiting, what a shitty father" as shit talking a guy's kids.

I don't know all that is going on here, but y'all don't fuck around and get this phone interview on the pod cast 86'ed....ok?

7 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

only an aggy would read, "this piece of shit interrupted a dad/kids zoo trip to periscope about aggy recruiting, what a shitty father" as shit talking a guy's kids.

Any man who wouldn't punch a smart mouthed toddler in the face in no man

x- wrong thread dammit

Edited by texifornia

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You know... I don't quite get our weird little universe here. 

We have an aggy board moderator, we have an aggy radio host on 104.9 in E Hogan, and we have a fucking aggy reporter at the AAS all who make their living covering Texas (with exception of immamac who lovingly jigalos on the weekends for obese women}. Am I taking crazy pills?

They're strategically positioning themselves right now and one day they're going to broadcast a "cut the tall trees" message, similar to the Rwandan genocide.

4 hours ago, rickyspub said:

I am sure Candi is also mostly a victim. She wasn't dealing with a husband who couldn't really provide for his family, but I doubt Jimbo was a quality husband and it is evident he has shortcomings (pun intended) in the sack. I guess you can call her a cheating whore for not being satisfied with her limp-dicked husband, but I am sure if he had a normal libido and she was cold as ice he would be humping Meemaw every time she stopped by to pick up the cash for recruits.

Jimbo's treatment of his ex wife was not stellar and he supposedly had affairs of his own. Not condoning her behavior but he played a part.

The main point of this is that bathroom smurf reads this thread incessantly and it's WAY under his skin.  Hilarious.  😂

Have post been deleted from this thread? Hilarious. Gonna start packing early for the next migration. 

38 minutes ago, Scholz said:

The main point of this is that bathroom smurf reads this thread incessantly and it's WAY under his skin.  Hilarious.  😂

He is living rent-free in our minds, otherwise he'd be homeless.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Let me get this straight...

After a heart to heart phonecall, an aggy censored this board because it was being mean to another aggy. In response to protest, said Aggy said start your own website. 

Hmm....reminds me of another board I used to know. It rhymes with Hornfans

What in the Hell is going on here?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Hmm....reminds me of another board I used to know. It rhymes with Hornfans

Was it that PornTrans board that you frequent?

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

is immamac a Hamm sock

bizzle, imho

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange4Life said:

This has been said, but i want to be clear. 

Our moderator is an aggy?

That can't be real?

Oh it's real alright. As real as my wife's boyfriend Derrick. 

On 10/15/2018 at 1:19 PM, immamac said:

Surly assholes,

No more posts about Hamm's family - It's not cool to bring in people who have nothing to do with any of the drama into it

Team Immamac.

Its bizarre people think it’s ok to make fun of women and children who have nothing to do with anything. 

Can you imagine someone talking about your kids????

How would YOU feel!???!?!! 

Edited by RadiologyHorn

I don't have kids, and I say much worse about my wife on here than anything that's been said of ex-Hamm.

5 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Team Immamac.

Its bizarre people think it’s ok to make fun of women and children who have nothing to do with anything. 

Can you imagine someone talking about your kids????

How would YOU feel!???!?!! 

I mean, I'm not sure what other evidence you need that this fuckface is an over the top troll. You can literally feel the glee through the post. The excessive exclamation/question mark combo is always a nice touch. 

6 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Team Immamac.

Its bizarre people think it’s ok to make fun of women and children who have nothing to do with anything. 

Can you imagine someone talking about your kids????

How would YOU feel!???!?!! 

 

Team Fuck This Guy.  

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I'm not sure what other evidence you need that this fuckface is an over the top troll. You can literally feel the glee through the post. The excessive exclamation/question mark combo is always a nice touch. 

He's on his way out already

14 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Team Immamac.

Its bizarre people think it’s ok to make fun of women and children who have nothing to do with anything. 

Can you imagine someone talking about your kids????

How would YOU feel!???!?!! 

Hamm, you thought you would mock the shit out of us by posting troll posts about how we were going to beat USC, then TCU, then OU, when you were certain we would lose those games. You wanted to run back to your FB page and tell your intellectually challenged friends how dumb those t-sips are. Of course, we won.

Like your recruiting predictions, your game predictions suck ass.

Not every poster with “Horn” in their handle is a troll.  But damn near ever troll has “horn” in their handle.  

Wasn't that fuckstick banned before?  Did he create a sock and rep himself back in?

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

bizzle, imho

my socks are radiology horn and ctj. shit is exhausting. 

1 hour ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Team Immamac.

Its bizarre people think it’s ok to make fun of women and children who have nothing to do with anything. 

Can you imagine someone talking about your kids????

How would YOU feel!???!?!! 

Shut the fuck up, Hamm.

my wife cheated on me with a bbc she thinks i dont know but i get home early & hide in the backyard to watch through the window

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Hamm, you thought you would mock the shit out of us by posting troll posts about how we were going to beat USC, then TCU, then OU, when you were certain we would lose those games. You wanted to run back to your FB page and tell your intellectually challenged friends how dumb those t-sips are. Of course, we won.

Like your recruiting predictions, your game predictions suck ass.

radiologyhorn is brandingiron?

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