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5 hours ago, immamac said:

One day soon there will be a tell all thread

So you emailed him? Do tell.

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The podcast needs to be Hamm, and you bring out meemaw and his ex and his former bosses one by one, in the style of This is Your Life. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The podcast needs to be Hamm, and you bring out meemaw and his ex and his former bosses one by one, in the style of This is Your Life. 

I'd definitely pay 9.95 for that

58 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

So your saying black lab trolled all of us?  That's some Jericho level conspiracy theory shit right there. 

9 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

Unpossible. Surly isn't hosted on Facebook. 

So your saying black lab trolled all of us?  That's some Jericho level conspiracy theory shit right there. 

So we should buy from Eskimo Hut instead of dropping an upper decker in the Hammroom?
11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Meemaw on FSU 2473e24518846524a9b1f33285287a2d5df.jpg052fdb2cc79624a237754983a4a1e157.jpge5823b46d946a641d8340cb1569f8d5a.jpgd5b32928c114c93666b3f9f358b7e9c0.jpg

"3 successful sons". So jimbo's her son? Me cornfused.

never mind, reliable wiki says jimbo has one bro.

That disgusting rude old bag seems like she should be the last one calling for decorum.

33 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Remember when this thready was fun?  I 'member.

For real this has gone from laughing at Hamm's reporting to laughing at Hamm's personal life to some weird circlejerk

39 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Remember when this thready was fun?  I 'member.

remember-what-happemed-to-the-boy-in-the

11 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

I figured 6FigsHandler and immamac were one and the same. You can't serve two masters with the same sock.

7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

For real this has gone from laughing at Hamm's reporting to laughing at Hamm's personal life to some weird circlejerk

His reporting turned into random interviews with any high schooler that would talk to him on a strange private Facebook group. The whole situation has gotten so weird.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

That disgusting rude old bag seems like she should be the last one calling for decorum.

That's harsh.  Put yourself in the imaginary shoes of her imaginary sons

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

His reporting turned into random interviews with any high schooler that would talk to him on a strange private Facebook group. The whole situation has gotten so weird.

Yeah plus their class is pretty much wrapped up so there's not a whole lot of reporting to do. That leaves us with just Taylor Hamm the person and it's spiraled from there

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Yeah plus their class is pretty much wrapped up so there's not a whole lot of reporting to do. That leaves us with just Taylor Hamm the person and it's spiraled from there

Until they start trap-dooring guys to make additional room.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Until they start trap-dooring guys to make additional room.

Let em, the perfect scenario would be for aggy to trapdoor a few Texas kids for out of state prospects. That should make for a nice recruiting environment next season. 

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Let em, the perfect scenario would be for aggy to trapdoor a few Texas kids for out of state prospects. That should make for a nice recruiting environment next season. 

This. I would imagine that high school coaches will be a lot less forgiving of Jimbo's shenanigans if he pulls the rug out from under a couple of their kids. I am curious to see how it would play out with the 7-on-7 crew and trainers (not you, o Footwork King, whose exaltation we sing daily as commanded by the prophet EJ). I would think that Ro and company are mercenary enough to not really care all that much, but I also wonder if them not being seen as "protective" enough of players' interests might not hurt efforts to recruit talent in the future.

On 10/15/2018 at 3:17 PM, Digdogger said:

This is probably a convenient time to mention that BigOrange1's wife gets around.  Like a record

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2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Meemaw has three successful sons?  Moe, Larry and Curly?  

Also known as Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe.

 

I really want to comment something...

 

 

Guy lives and dies by aggy and Houston sports.  That’s a sad place to be, and it’s got nothing to do with his team choices. 

You know Hamm must be an asshole when aggy loses or Texas wins. There’s no telling how much stuff he’s broken in his lifetime from rage. 

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You know Hamm must be an asshole when aggy loses or Texas wins. There’s no telling how much stuff he’s broken in his lifetime from rage. 

Here’s a start...broke his marriage, career, and relationship with his children. Isn’t that enough?
You know Hamm must be an asshole when aggy loses or Texas wins. There’s no telling how much stuff he’s broken in his lifetime from rage. 

Here’s a start...broke his marriage, career, and relationship with his children. Isn’t that enough?
3 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:


Here’s a start...broke his marriage, career, and relationship with his children. Isn’t that enough?

You can say that again.

10 hours ago, Fug said:

I laughed.  No offense, Stros fans.

On ‎10‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 12:06 AM, Get ln My Van said:

Plot twist: immamac is Hamm

Then the answer is actually quite simple. We'll just fire him, like all his other jobs have done.

On 10/18/2018 at 11:04 PM, Fug said:

 

I really want to comment something...

 

 

Am I imagining things but did he change his twitter icon from him and his kids to him and jimbo? 

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Am I imagining things but did he change his twitter icon from him and his kids to him and jimbo? 

Twitter been him and jimbo for awhile, it's his facebook pic I think that is him and kids

On 10/19/2018 at 9:20 AM, Scholz said:

I laughed.  No offense, Stros fans.

Hamm looking for sympathy. You dug your own grave, smurf. 

So, did Hamm off himself or what? He has never been able to keep that big mouth on that little body closed this long. Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

So, did Hamm off himself or what? He has never been able to keep that big mouth on that little body closed this long. Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

He's just retweeting teenagers and talking about how awesome and ethical 7v7 coaches are as per usual. Nothing wild.

He's just retweeting teenagers and talking about how awesome and ethical 7v7 coaches are as per usual. Nothing wild.

He blowing them or what? Why do they waste the time on him? So he can put in a good word with his 14 FaceBook friends?
1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

 Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

She's a little busy right now...

 This guy seems like the type of dude that would let a high school recruit and all his high school buddies run a train on his wife, then clean up the mess, if it meant that he would sign with aggy 

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