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10 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Let’s pause to remember that Taylor Hamm was so offended by the cruel and uncalled for commentary of the Surly that he refused to be interviewed because he is such a class act, like all good ags.

And now he has spent the evening retweeting every single Zach Smith tweet to his legion of followers, and is throwing his support behind a wife beating drug addict (alleged) and male sex toy aficionado (proven). Has Hamm found his new FWK?

 

O.K., I've got to get up to speed here.  So, a legion these days is what....5, 6, 7?

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11 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

O.K., I've got to get up to speed here.  So, a legion these days is what....5, 6, 7?

Originally it said “legion of follower”. But I believe a legion is 2-4. 

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Well, maybe @immamac can get Zach Smith on his podcast now instead of Hamm.  He says he'll talk to anyone.

4 hours ago, maninblack said:

It's interesting that both these losers highlight their kids on social media but neither actually give a shit about them.

Yeah but don't bring them up.

4 minutes ago, Richter said:

Well, maybe @immamac can get Zach Smith on his podcast now instead of Hamm.  He says he'll talk to anyone.

Makeithappenmakeithappenmakeithappen..........

So now that Hamm has decided to signal boost that shithead wife beater by retweeting his tweets going after Herman’s wife - I can only assume that Hamm believes wives are now fair game?

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Reaching out today. 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Check out @SurlyHorns’s Tweet:

 

Wow!  Now that is hilarious.  Any chance Hamm could be invited as well?

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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Check out @SurlyHorns’s Tweet:

 

This is honestly stupid and won’t be funny.  I’m all for chaos, but this guy’s not entertaining. It’s also inviting a bunch of fucking mouthbreathers who support his dumb ass to show up here and further smear shit all over the boards. 

41 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So now that Hamm has decided to signal boost that shithead wife beater by retweeting his tweets going after Herman’s wife - I can only assume that Hamm believes wives are now fair game?

Ex Mrs. Hamm told me to tell you guys to leave her out of it.

This is honestly stupid and won’t be funny.  I’m all for chaos, but this guy’s not entertaining. It’s also inviting a bunch of fucking mouthbreathers who support his dumb ass to show up here and further smear shit all over the boards. 


I agree with CTJ. This would likely go very wrong.
1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

Wow!  Now that is hilarious.  Any chance Hamm could be invited as well?

...like lambs to the slaughter.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Check out @SurlyHorns’s Tweet:

 

This is fucking pathetic, even for this site.

Surliest thing evah.  Love it.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This is honestly stupid and won’t be funny.  I’m all for chaos, but this guy’s not entertaining. It’s also inviting a bunch of fucking mouthbreathers who support his dumb ass to show up here and further smear shit all over the boards. 

Right.  I also don't think we can count on two guys who are apparently some kind of engineers to conduct the excoriating cross examination of Zach Smith that will be needed if/when he starts going off.  This could go very, very badly.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This is honestly stupid and won’t be funny.  I’m all for chaos, but this guy’s not entertaining. It’s also inviting a bunch of fucking mouthbreathers who support his dumb ass to show up here and further smear shit all over the boards. 

It would be funny if we called him, and put him on hold for the duration of the podcast waiting for his segment, and then wrapping up and hanging up on him. 

First off, it's not like they do podcasts anymore (smiley face emoji)

Second, I don't see how this could really be a problem. The shit smearing ctj talks about would be contained to certain threads. Probably just the zach smith thread and that one can't get any worse at this point (check it out if you don't believe me.)

The only bad I see in this is that it'll give this asshole a platform to spew his bs on, but I've got enough faith in immamac and blacklab to call him out on it. It's not like they give a fuck anyways and would have him back. He's obviously not a friend of the program. 

Any word from hamm after the Shepherd no show? You would think since he is penciled in to the aggy class he would have a story up about whatever issue kept him away and that his source(footwork king) assured him he would be back on campus soon. Interesting that Footwork King has already said he will be in Austin for Iowa State. Demand and Shepherd back in town again would be nice.

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1 minute ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Any word from hamm after the Shepherd no show? You would think since he is penciled in to the aggy class he would have a story up about whatever issue kept him away and that his source(footwork king) assured him he would be back on campus soon. Interesting that Footwork King has already said he will be in Austin for Iowa State. Demand and Shepherd back in town again would be nice.

If Shepherd shows up to our game on Saturday then I would suspect you can close the door on this one. Not lock the door, but close it.

stop being pussies and let the man be interviewed

I'd push for recording the interview around 1AM so he is good and coke-fueled. If you are throwing gasoline on a fie, make sure you really go for it.

It's like people have no idea how podcasts work and that they are all livestreams. If the guy just has a crazy meltdown and rants at us and it's just pathetic and not funny the content just goes in the garbage no harm to anyone and just a waste of our time, which if I'm being honest isn't so valuable that it wouldn't be worth trying for some decent lulz.

All the podcasts are edited and can basically become whatever narrative we want them to be, we are the owners of the content and why the hell would we put something out that sucked or wasn't funny? Also, it's not like I just decided we are going to definitely do this and that's the way it is, it was suggested and I just floated it.

57 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It would be funny if we called him, and put him on hold for the duration of the podcast waiting for his segment, and then wrapping up and hanging up on him. 

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Be sure you ask him about the marijuana overdose crisis plaguing our country. 

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Right.  I also don't think we can count on two guys who are apparently some kind of engineers to conduct the excoriating cross examination of Zach Smith that will be needed if/when he starts going off.  This could go very, very badly.

immamac probably didn't even know who zach smith was until a couple of days ago

2 hours ago, immamac said:

why the hell would we put something out that sucked or wasn't funny? 

well that's a good question

5'6 with a beer gut, a receding hairline and a wife that fucked everyone in town... total stud.  

Where can I get a link to read up on this wife and her alleged indiscretions. 

19 minutes ago, dad said:

Where can I get a link to read up on this wife and her alleged indiscretions. 

Her name is Candi Fisher

1 hour ago, dad said:

Where can I get a link to read up on this wife and her alleged indiscretions. 

Ever heard of google? 

I kind of like askjeeves but I’ll give it a try

13 hours ago, dad said:

I kind of like askjeeves but I’ll give it a try

username checks out. I'll send you some AOL CDs in case you want to dig deep in your research

19 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

username checks out. I'll send you some AOL CDs in case you want to dig deep in your research

You've got cucked male.

Zach Smith went back and edited his post to say "Hook that" instead of "Gig that"? Is there anyone on the planet that doesn't think that rant was written by Zach Smith, outside of MeeMaw?

So is his end game to get paid for publicly blackmailing herman on Twitter?  If you are going to make those claims publicly, you had better have the evidence. And if you have the evidence and all you want to do is ruin tom herman, then you release the evidence. 

Hes talking about signing day and recruiting, when herman would get outright fired if he could prove that. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is his end game to get paid for publicly blackmailing herman on Twitter?  If you are going to make those claims publicly, you had better have the evidence. And if you have the evidence and all you want to do is ruin tom herman, then you release the evidence. 

Hes talking about signing day and recruiting, when herman would get outright fired if he could prove that. 

I  doubt he gets fired for any of that. The recruiting hostess stuff is the most dangerous claim. Even then, look at Major Applewhite.

And it happened (or didn't happen) two universities ago. Non-issue.

Check: three universities ago.

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5 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

That hag is retarded.

Karen's got to believe everything posted on social media.  Because if she can't, then she's not really a 20 year old chick with great tits who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and Newports

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