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54 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I  doubt he gets fired for any of that. The recruiting hostess stuff is the most dangerous claim. Even then, look at Major Applewhite.

Umm big difference.  First let me say that sleeping with students is creepy but let’s not act like it doesn’t happen everyday at every school.  Still Applewhite slept with a student employee that somewhat fell under his supervision.  A recruiting hostess is a volunteer so it’s no different than sleeping with any student other than she’s obviously a football fan.  That’s a pretty big difference between what Major did and what Zach is accusing Herman of doing.

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46 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

...who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and Newports

That’s better than what I imagine.

55 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That’s better than what I imagine.

I figure she smells like the crawlspace under the house in LA CONFIDENTIAL when Bud White finds Meeks' rotting corpse.

2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Karen's got to believe everything posted on social media.  Because if she can't, then she's not really a 20 year old chick with great tits who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and Newports

Mothballs

Who is going to take the hit and become Karen's man to bring this ship down? 

Feel free to nominate yourself. 

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Karen's got to believe everything posted on social media.  Because if she can't, then she's not really a 20 year old chick with great tits who doesn't smell of Ben Gay and “Pall Malls”.

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19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What is Karen’s full name?

Karen Dugger Johnson.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

What is Karen’s full name?

Karen Key Largo

Meemaw has that dirty, sweaty smell of the wet $100s she stashes for recruits in her bra.

11 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Evidence... lol... anyone really think Zach would not put the evidence out there already if he had it?

 

Exactly. If Smith had anything, it would have been posted months ago.

WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.
Well, it was a cucumber when she first bought it.
10 minutes ago, Eastwood said:
29 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:
WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Well, it was a cucumber when she first bought it.

Remember when Memaw first hit the scene, all full of piss and vinegar? Now, she's just full of vinegar.

12 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Evidence... lol... anyone really think Zach would not put the evidence out there already if he had it?

 

Exactly.  Those ramblings were Smiths not so subtle dog whistle to anyone out there they may have pictures or any documented proof that Herman ever did anything inappropriate. 

He has shit and he is shit.

14 hours ago, Scholz said:

Karen Annie Wilkes

"Jimbo, do you know about the early days at the Kimberly diamond mines? Do you know what they did to the Native workers who stole diamonds? Don't worry, they didn't kill them. That would be like junking your Mercedes just because it had a broken spring. No, if they caught them, they had to make sure they could go on working, but they also had to make sure they could never run away. The operation was called hobbling."

3 hours ago, Eastwood said:
3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:
WTF is a pickle commando? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Well, it was a cucumber when she first bought it.

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2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

So Meemaw does not have on underwear when she sucks on a pickle.  

Thanks for the viz, man. Won”t be getting a pickle at the movie theater this evening.

12 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Thanks for the viz, man. Won”t be getting a pickle at the movie theater this evening.

Aw go ahead, go for it.

Meemaw graphic horror show talk not going away

19 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

So Meemaw does not have on underwear when she sucks on a pickle.  

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46 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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I have no doubt meemaw firmly holds Herman responsible for igniting the beginning of the end to her and jumbos reign at FSU.

but her anger and hatred toward a program her team has never played is simply breathtaking.  

It appears to be a unique arrangement between jumbo/meemaw, in that she is recruiting and saying all kinds of shit that his actual coaches would have to steer clear of saying to potential recruits.   Curious to know if/how she trashed FSU rivals, if it was anything like her act around here?

31 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

I have no doubt meemaw firmly holds Herman responsible for igniting the beginning of the end to her and jumbos reign at FSU.

but her anger and hatred toward a program her team has never played is simply breathtaking.  

It appears to be a unique arrangement between jumbo/meemaw, in that she is recruiting and saying all kinds of shit that his actual coaches would have to steer clear of saying to potential recruits.   Curious to know if/how she trashed FSU rivals, if it was anything like her act around here?

I don't know, but I think it would be interesting to start learning more about MeeMaw.

I guess they think Hager and the team can just ignore the commissioner?  Their beef should be with him, if they think an apology was beta. 

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess they think Hager and the team can just ignore the commissioner?  Their beef should be with him, if they think an apology was beta. 

Aggies aren't known for their intellect, perception, self-awareness, humility, or personal hygiene.

57 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess they think Hager and the team can just ignore the commissioner?  Their beef should be with him, if they think an apology was beta. 

But if any fanbase knows everything about being a beta, it is aggy.

Just now, rickyspub said:

But if any fanbase knows everything about being a beta, it is aggy.

Speaking of:

 

Speaking of:
 


No strength of schedule metric huh?
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of:

 

Who in the fuck ranks teams based on their opponents' records?!

Texas A&M is the #1 school in the nation for it's statistical manipulation program.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of:

 

I agree with this ranking that implies UAB is better than Texas A&M.

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