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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, it happened. CTJ picked him up at his studio broom closet and everything. Think he even walked him to his door after they noshed at Applebees.  

Don't listen to Viper, he's a CTJ sock. 

I say we start calling him CTEJ instead of CTJ.

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7 hours ago, Machinator said:

EJ Holland is a Hamm sock?

Many similarities. For example, EJ whines about starbucks taking away his pecan muffins the same way I've heard Hamm whines about his wife leaving and taking away his children.

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been seeing on reddit, where a bunch of snap-chat hoes are getting turned into the IRS for not paying taxes on their paid snaps. 

anybody look into whether our boy has been paying his on all that FB bank hes been pulling in?

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51 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

been seeing on reddit, where a bunch of snap-chat hoes are getting turned into the IRS for not paying taxes on their paid snaps. 

anybody look into whether our boy has been paying his on all that FB bank hes been pulling in?

You're not required to pay taxes on income less than $12,000 for single individuals. So he's in definitely in the clear there. 

Yeah.  A mediocre team beat a mediocre team at home.  Watch out world!

The hilarious part is no one outside of college station is giving aggy credit for that "win." Everyone with a brain knows LSU really won that game multiple times. aggy has a ceiling of 8-4 next year, and will likely lose more games than that.

yeah, something about storming the field in a "historic" win when you were the favored team.  Even Vegas knew LSU was over ranked

I love how the crazy old hag just assumes a finish of 9-4.  aggy's bowl game won't be at home with super friendly cheating refs, gross old woman.

edit: Along those lines, I'm pretty sure that aggy will have more than 3 total penalties called against them in the bowl game

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I love how the crazy old hag just assumes a finish of 9-4.  aggy's bowl game won't be at home with super friendly cheating refs, gross old woman.

edit: Along those lines, I'm pretty sure that aggy will have more than 3 total penalties called against them in the bowl game

I was just coming to post this.

It is obvious this is Karen's first year around the aggies to think a bowl win is a foregone conclusion. 

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"at steak"

"Things are gonna be the way they were!!!"

"Jimbo will becoming to Death Valley with hell on his side!!"

Honestly you just can't make this stuff up. 

5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

"Things are gonna be the way they were!!!"

"Jimbo will becoming to Death Valley with hell on his side!!"

Honestly you just can't make this stuff up. 

Recruiting wise

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

"Things are gonna be the way they were!!!"

"Jimbo will becoming to Death Valley with hell on his side!!"

Honestly you just can't make this stuff up. 

Actually, you can only make this stuff up. 

RomaVicta will becoming [sic] to the Miss Universe Pageant with hell on his side! 

Nope, he'll be thumbing his nuts and dreaming of next year just like the Aggies.

Meemaw sure enjoyed Limber Jimb's member.  What a ride!!!  Keep on keeping on!!

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Actually, you can only make this stuff up. 

You can't make such a thing up.  I dare you to even try.  Maybe the television was broke.

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If Herman has the ability to unilaterally decide what actions of the other team will lead to a 15-yard penalty, I sure hope he uses it to better effect than just getting them to penalize the horns down.  How about a 15-yard penalty everytime an opponent gets a first down?  Or a 15 yard penalty every time we have a play that goes for less than 3 yards? Those would be very helpful.  I hope Skirt Herman can implement them in the future.

Hey, ugly, disgusting, old baglady, you skirts could mock us too if only you didn't keep ducking us.  aggys calling out anyone's masculinity is hilarious.

edit: concerning your beloved Jimbo's manliness btw, he fled the ACC to avoid all of the Clemson prison rapings he was getting there.

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While we play in the post season, she will be playing with herself...………...again.

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Hey, ugly, disgusting, old baglady, you skirts could mock us too if only you didn't keep ducking us.  aggys calling out anyone's masculinity is hilarious.

edit: concerning your beloved Jimbo's manliness btw, he fled the ACC to avoid all of the Clemson prison rapings he was getting there.

Which is sad, because the real reason for getting away from FSU should have been the embarrassment of having your wife going through the AD directory looking for real men to give her some satisfaction in bed. 

Hamm was clearly drunk at 5 yesterday, and the way the night went I am sure that got worse. Wonder if he woke up today. Guess he probably did when his parents went to work. 

1 minute ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Hamm was clearly drunk at 5 yesterday, and the way the night went I am sure that got worse. Wonder if he woke up today. Guess he probably did when his parents went to work.  

He's now pulling for Beaty to return

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's now pulling for Beaty to return

 

Beaty is not going to aggy. I can say that with extreme confidence.  I have no inside info but he won't due to his current relationship with herman and probably lack of relationship with jimbo. 

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Killing it.

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Oh shit that's sad.

Let's assume that each member actually pays $9.95/month (I think that's unlikely), year round.  That's max revenue of $39,521.40.  Take into account the fact that Hamm travels all over the state for games and, as we know, fronts recruits money to make commitment videos.  Then take into account taxes (ignoring that he probably has to pay some modicum of child support, since he's probably not primary custodian of his kids).  And what does it all add up to?  Hamm is one broke ass dude.

4 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Beaty is not going to aggy. I can say that with extreme confidence.  I have no inside info but he won't due to his current relationship with herman and probably lack of relationship with jimbo. 

Aggy will pay any amount of money to get Beaty because it will reinforce their "greatness" in their own minds.  He will be the first $2M receivers coach.  

1 minute ago, Terry Silver said:

Aggy will pay any amount of money to get Beaty because it will reinforce their "greatness" in their own minds.  He will be the first $2M receivers coach.  

Dude's gonna be coaching in Austin next year.

4 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Aggy will pay any amount of money to get Beaty because it will reinforce their "greatness" in their own minds.  He will be the first $2M receivers coach.  

Yeah, no. 

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Dude's gonna be coaching in Austin next year.

Somewhere online in January:

 

Jimmie: "Sure wish we could have gotten Beatty here to coach our TEs"

 

Hamm: "Fuck no, he can't coach TEs"

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

EJ is going full troll. Big fan.

 

EJs hate for aggy might be his only redeeming quality...but its a hell of a good quality to have!

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, no. 

Never underestimate aggy's inferiority complex and stupidity.

1 minute ago, Terry Silver said:

Never underestimate aggy's inferiority complex and stupidity.

I'm not. I'm taking into account Beaty's past ties to aTm, lack of ties to Jimbo Fisher, and existing ties to Tom Herman. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not. I'm taking into account Beaty's past ties to aTm, lack of ties to Jimbo Fisher, and existing ties to Tom Herman. 

How much of a shithole is collie station that you leave to coach at kansas? And the worst of the worst Kansas. 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

How much of a shithole is collie station that you leave to coach at kansas? And the worst of the worst Kansas. 

I dunno...a few years of good HC money and the guy coached at Kansas before under Mangino? But I mean, yes, shithole. 

I am sure Hamm and aggy will point out the "great relationship" between Beatty and Sternberger being a huge selling point for him too. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

He's now pulling for Beaty to return

 

This here is how you professionally post on social media, when social media is your chosen income delivery stream. 

3 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Aggy will pay any amount of money to get Beaty because it will reinforce their "greatness" in their own minds.  He will be the first $2M receivers coach.  

They'll probably fuck it up and hire Ned instead.  There's a joke in there somewhere re: squealing like a pig but I'm not on my game today.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

EJ is going full troll. Big fan.

 

Of course the ONE like that Tyrel God's son got was none other than prison pussy. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

EJ is going full troll. Big fan.

 

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This here is how you professionally post on social media, when social media is your chosen income delivery stream. 

hamm so dumb smh

There's some rich, delicious irony peppered all through this one

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