Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

There's some rich, delicious irony peppered all through this one

DtSX4BtU8AACDOV.jpgDtSX5PAVsAETJJw.jpg

Hey! They cant hate on E.J.  only we can hate on E.J.!

  • Replies 9.6k
  • Views 1.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

There's some rich, delicious irony peppered all through this one

DtSX4BtU8AACDOV.jpgDtSX5PAVsAETJJw.jpg

Woah, watch out for internet tough guy!  Save some pussy for us Hardo!

6 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Hey! They cant hate on E.J.  only we can hate on E.J.!

He may be a frappe sipping snowflake, but he’s our frappe sipping snowflake you bunch of inbred heathens!

Edited by Vertigo

Hamm's grasp of basic grammar and/or spelling remains questionable

 

Edited by satyanash

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

A&M and being able to beat people they know they won't have to play. Name a more iconic duo.

 

Lol I dunno if aggy could stop one drive by ou.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
6 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

A&M and being able to beat people they know they won't have to play.

Why aggy ran away for $2,000, Alex

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

Other things he totally knows:

1. His wife is going to crawl back to him, begging forgiveness 

2. He’d be the best recruiting coordinator for Jimbo, ever 

I feel like the savageness of McCuistion's reply is not being fully appreciated, lol.

I can't help but think it went over Hamm's head, which is why his wife is cupping another man's balls.

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

A&M and being able to beat people they know they won't have to play. Name a more iconic duo.

100 year decision!

6 hours ago, cafe society said:

I can't help but think it went over Hamm's head, which is why his wife is cupping another man's balls.

In fairness it doesn’t take much for anything to go over his head, figuratively and literally

I feel like the savageness of McCuistion's reply is not being fully appreciated, lol.

It is nice to know that we didn’t take the biggest L handed out by the Sooners yesterday.
10 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Looks like somebody had that third Smirnoff ice last night...

20 minutes ago, SLChorn said:

 

Guess he found a bag of that coke from the North Forest fight night between the couch cushions.

It's a good time to go read the replies to all his recent tweets. There are some really good ones. Hamm is on an island now too... absolutely NO ONE coming to his defense.

Nice to see 6figs going back to his roots.

21 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Nice to see 6figs going back to his roots.

You can take the bumpkin fanboy out of BCS, but you can’t take BCS out of the bumpkin fanboy

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

He's probably an only child - and why not, his parents likely got themselves sterilized after he was born - so he can't say that his big brother can beat up your big brother.  He's beyond bizarre, stupid and absurd, I think he's mentally ill.

Even at his peak earnings, he didn’t make enough to make that claim against random people on social media. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

This is good advice because I bet some of the worst posters on Surly have trust funds.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God I love “i make more money than you” smack. Just the weakest of bullshit there is in the internet, and dumbest. No one knows anyone on the internet. Theres probably a guy who posts on surley worth 9 figures. And this guy with his 300 fb friends thinks hes making anyone feel small woth that weak shit? Just fucking stupid. 

General rule of thumb: if someone boasts about how much money he makes, he's lying. 

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed 5figs?

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed 5figs?

10000.0 is still 6figs

56 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

This is good advice because I bet some of the worst posters on Surly have trust funds.

See Rex Kramer and Danger Smax.

Member when hamm claimed to be fielding lots of recruiting coordinator offers from some serious college programs?
I do

He just vultured Wydermeyer's commitment announcement. HAMM IS BACK, FOLKS.

DtcrAhDU4AEu0Ub.jpgDtcrBGOVAAAYc0M.jpgDtcrB0iUcAACpY0.jpgDtcrCUqUwAAa_WO.jpg

What if bathroom smurf was a secret Longhorn spy trying to make aggy look stupid all along?

1 minute ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

Crowing after spoiling the kid's commitment? Fuck that guy.

So now he says his twitter persona is all about trolling. Interesting because it's that same trolling that has gotten him fired at every stop of his professional career.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So now he says his twitter persona is all about trolling. Interesting because it's that same trolling that has gotten him fired at every stop of his professional career.

 

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Soneone with twitter needs to respond to this tweet with “oh, so you stole yet another move out of Liucci’s playbook.” Hell lose his fucking mind. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.