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#101
Jackson is single handedly propelling my otherwise crap fantasy team into the playoffs tonight. 

Same. Needed 34, figured I'd have to watch the whole game. Mercifully, he's already there.

 

#102
1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:


Hopefully it isn't played in Foxboro

blt has the win over brady, it will have to be at the bank.

#103

wait...the Rams are punting already?

 

LOLz.

 

The Ravens D is ballin out too.

#104
3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:
Jackson is single handedly propelling my otherwise crap fantasy team into the playoffs tonight. 

Same. Needed 34, figured I'd have to watch the whole game. He's already there.

He has given me a comfortable lead, but I'm going against the Ravens defense, so some Rams points wouldn't be so bad either. 

We nerf QBs in our league too. Jackson is just under 30 points for me. 

Edited by FondrenRoad

#105
2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

wait...the Rams are punting already?

 

LOLz.

 

The Ravens D is ballin out too.

earl

 

#106
Just now, brakeman said:

earl

 

2 different sacks tonight were because of ET, and he never rushed.  The O-line was worried that he MIGHT blitz and it fucked them up.

This game has been lots of fun to watch, cept for maybe Ramfans.

#109
Just now, UpperWestside said:

Christ no one cares about your fantasy teams. 

Man, I don't know. I think Jesus picked a pretty good fantasy squad this year. I care about his teams. 

#110
4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Man, I don't know. I think Jesus picked a pretty good fantasy squad this year. I care about his teams. 

Jesus would have chose Derek Carr. His team would be in last place. 

Edited by UpperWestside

#115

4th and 9 -> 12 men on the field -> 4th and 4 -> run out the FG team -> change your mind and run out the offense -> time out.

Sheesh.

#116
18 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He has given me a comfortable lead, but I'm going against the Ravens defense, so some Rams points wouldn't be so bad either. 

We nerf QBs in our league too. Jackson is just under 30 points for me. 

Fantasy football thread is that way >>>

#118
17 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Doesn’t Booger have enough money to fix his finger, now?

Ladies like his finger.

#120

Who started this going to the endzone as a defense and posing for a group picture? I only remember it showing up last season.

Also saw the Eagles do it yesterday down 17-3 late lmao.

#124
And to think this Harbaugh was on the hot seat last year, not his mildly retarded brother at UM...
Well, both of the brothers are coaching pretty well recently.
#126

Never thought I'd see the day an NFL QB passes for 3,000 yards and rushes for 1,000. Lamar is a lock unless he suffers an injury. Michael Vick did break 1,000 yards rushing once, but that season he didn't sniff 3,000 passing yards. Lamar for MVP!

#127
3 minutes ago, Chad said:

Never thought I'd see the day an NFL QB passes for 3,000 yards and rushes for 1,000. Lamar is a lock unless he suffers an injury. Michael Vick did break 1,000 yards rushing once, but that season he didn't sniff 3,000 passing yards. Lamar for MVP!

#fuckjefffisher

#128
23 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Never would've guessed Jalen Ramsey and Marcus Peters would be jawing at each other after the game

Jalen wants no part of that. Peters is absolutely that guy.

#129
7 minutes ago, Chad said:

Never thought I'd see the day an NFL QB passes for 3,000 yards and rushes for 1,000. Lamar is a lock unless he suffers an injury. Michael Vick did break 1,000 yards rushing once, but that season he didn't sniff 3,000 passing yards. Lamar for MVP!

Randall Cunningham came damn close in 1990 - 3446/30 TDs passing 942/5 TDs rushing (on 8 yards a carry). And then he tore his  ACL and was pretty much done running in the NFL. It will happen to Jackson as well.

#130
Who started this going to the endzone as a defense and posing for a group picture? I only remember it showing up last season.
Also saw the Eagles do it yesterday down 17-3 late lmao.
Saints.
#131

I love that in this country brain dead retards like Clay Travis can build lucrative careers around talking out of their ass about things of which they know nothing.  When people say the American dream is dead, tell them about ol' water brained Clay.

 

#132

That was a good old fashioned ass whipping. Ravens offense is a sight to behold when they get rolling.

Funny to me that everyone in the NFL rushed to hire a McVay acolyte or carbon copy but he's going to end up looking for a job this time next year. Jesus the Rams offense is trash.

#133
12 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

... ain’t gonna be played in Foxboro. 

Where is the second loss?

At Houston

KC

At Cincy

Buffalo

Miami

#134
On 11/25/2019 at 7:31 PM, Zepol87 said:

Great fucking drive. Lamar is so damn good 

Dude is doing some seriously VY type shit. Looking even more like him than Watson now. 

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