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LOLz at the AD acting like Beaumont is the mecca of football.

There is talent galore, but LSU, aggy, Texas, and even UH get first dibs. The weather sucks and so does pretty much everything else.

Edited by Iceman

well, his limp-wristed throwing style didn't help matters.  

I have read that Briles is in the mix. 

Edited by Sir Ulrich

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

I have read that Briles is in the mix. 

Coonass women will fuck you up...

There’s a highly toxic acid plant literally right next to the football stadium. It’s a very old facility. So Golden Triangle

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

There’s a highly toxic acid plant literally right next to the football stadium. It’s a very old facility. So Golden Triangle

To be fair, we have a toxic environment as well. 

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“I think there will be a lot of interest in the job,” Born said. “I think it’s a top three job from where we’re located in the Golden Triangle, the town that’s here, our facilities and our budgets. I think there will be a ton of interest from all over country, in my opinion.”

Top three jobs in the Golden Triangle

1. West Orange Stark

2. Beaumont Westbrook

3. Port Neches Groves

4. ??? Lamar University???

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

LOLz at the AD acting like Beaumont is the mecca of football.

There is talent galore, but LSU, aggy, Texas, and even UH get first dibs. The weather sucks and so does pretty much everything else.

Meths pretty good

28 minutes ago, MAROON said:

Top three jobs in the Golden Triangle

1. West Orange Stark

2. Beaumont Westbrook

3. Port Neches Groves

4. ??? Lamar University???

And if you expand the range, Hedley Lamar Consolidated would be above them, too.

Rank the four "Lamar" jobs:

1) Arlington Lamar

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2) Lamar Consolidated:

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3) Lamar University

Image result for lamar university football stadium

4) Job from Lamar Latrell of Revenge of the Nerds

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What is Lamar thinking, Lamar is going to be very unstable now.  What will they do?

4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

And if you expand the range, Hedley Lamar Consolidated would be above them, too.

TatteredImpeccableLeopardseal-size_restr

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Aggy was driving his date around when she says, “I want you to do it to me........

Yeah, no she didn’t 

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Rank the four "Lamar" jobs:

1) Arlington Lamar

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2) Lamar Consolidated:

Image result for lamar consolidated high school texas

3) Lamar University

Image result for lamar university football stadium

4) Job from Lamar Latrell of Revenge of the Nerds

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You forgot Houston Lamar HS, which should probably be #2 on the list

7 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

To be fair, we have a toxic environment as well. 

LuLz 

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Aggy was driving his date around when she says, “I want you to do it to me where it’s hot and sweaty”. So he drove her to Beaumont. 

I've heard the joke as hot and smelly, but that works too.

You forgot Houston Lamar HS, which should probably be #2 on the list

Don’t forget Lamar middle school. You get to be the head coach of both the 7th and 8th grade teams there.
Did we ever get the pics from the poster from Beaumont from TOS? 
Who was it besides me?
47 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:
13 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:
Did we ever get the pics from the poster from Beaumont from TOS? 

Who was it besides me?

nah, there was a poster who( allegedly) had all these pics of hot women and videos of meet-n-greets and stuff, but (allegedly) could not download it to the site for everyone to view.

The name escapes me...  Wasn't he from Baytown, though, former Shagsters?

Edited by Iceman

Went to a friend’s wedding in Beaumont back in the day - only time I’ve ever been there in my life.  Us guys went to the Yellow Rose strip club, as the night wore in one of the locals got a bit out of hand and two cops showed up, walked in the club wearing cowboy hats AND aviator sunshades - I shit you not even a little.....sunshades.....at midnight...thought I was in a Jackie Gleason, Burt Reynolds movie - 

1 minute ago, Bluemoon3287 said:

Went to a friend’s wedding in Beaumont back in the day - only time I’ve ever been there in my life.  Us guys went to the Yellow Rose strip club, as the night wore in one of the locals got a bit out of hand and two cops showed up, walked in the club wearing cowboy hats AND aviator sunshades - I shit you not even a little.....sunshades.....at midnight...thought I was in a Jackie Gleason, Burt Reynolds movie - 

Sounds like a Corey Hart song...

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

nah, there was a poster who( allegedly) had all these pics of hot women and videos of meet-n-greets and stuff, but (allegedly) could not download it to the site for everyone to view.

The name escapes me...  Wasn't he from Baytown, though, former Shagsters?

You're correct. It was Baytown. My bad.

M C Orange?

Edited by Kel Varnsen

On 11/26/2019 at 9:11 AM, tx 3 putt said:

There’s a highly toxic acid plant literally right next to the football stadium. It’s a very old facility. So Golden Triangle

Several years ago when I was a Sales Engineer at a software company, I went on a sales call to Lamar. My salesperson asked the CIO about their disaster recovery strategy. He looked over his glasses at her and said "m'am, my idea of a disaster is that plant across the street going up, and if that happens there won't be anything here to recover" 

11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Several years ago when I was a Sales Engineer at a software company, I went on a sales call to Lamar. My salesperson asked the CIO about their disaster recovery strategy. He looked over his glasses at her and said "m'am, my idea of a disaster is that plant across the street going up, and if that happens there won't be anything here to recover" 

The dead bodies aren’t going anywhere 

You're correct. It was Baytown. My bad.

M C Orange?

I remember that. Man, talk about one of the greatest worst threads in Shaggy history. Didn’t he continually postpone pics and then finally, once the assholes had had enough of his shenanigans, get a crowd-sourced one way flight to Bolivia?

Was there an airplane pulling a banner involved in his firing?

wheres_my_damn_dinner_plane_womens_march

lol I was wondering where my post went, then saw I posted to the wrong thread.

MC Orange allegedly photographed sex with a Texans cheerleader, didn't he?

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