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Yeah, yeah, “oh know we suck again” is the theme of this season’s football board, but we do have plenty of things to be thankful for.  Our team doesn’t wear maroon and our coach doesn’t have 8 years left on his contract... name something else football related that you’re thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and your families!

I'm thankful for the female cheerleaders.  Happy Thanksgiving and have blessed holidays for all the demented, degenerate surly brethren.

I'm thankful to be on vacation in St. Martin with my family 

Thankful we're back at the point where a trashfire season at least has a bowl at the end. And that I'm on a beach if the Tech game goes Beck-shaped.

I’m thankful for the time we had with @Machinator before he decided we weren’t worthy of him.

 

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Ah September showed so much promise.. but here we are near December. Here's to all you assholes who show up here to bitch and moan about the program. 

I'm Thanksgiving that the Season is almost over.

Also, for what it's worth, I give thanks for the mostly somewhat friendly folks on this particular bit o' the 'Net.

Y'all have a good'un. And... as one who is not only reluctant to, but will not, cast stones... go get The Pope.

Okay? Cool. Hook'em.

3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Yeah, yeah, “oh know we suck again” is the theme of this season’s football board, but we do have plenty of things to be thankful for.  Our team doesn’t wear maroon and our coach doesn’t have 8 years left on his contract... name something else football related that you’re thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and your families!

Texas didn’t screw up the coin flip this season.  Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Edited by Horn80

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you...you...well, you know who you are!

Hook’em...always.

happy thanksgiving assholes!

i'm thankful for Reshon, that fucker balls

Happy Thanksgiving surly internet amigos 

I’m thankful for all the threesomes this year 

also fuck ou 

I’m thankful for each and every one of you, all of whom I consider my friends.  may god bless you all on this day of gratitude. 

I'm also thankful our season is almost over
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wake me up before you go go

I'm thankful for all the free time I'm going to have on Fall saturdays the next year or two, and thankful to have everyone here to commiserate with about it.

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happy thanksgiving assholes!

I'm thankful we don't have to play these regarded goat fuckers any more...

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I’m thankful to have been born an American human. I could have been born in some shithole country or been born a snail or something stupid like that. But then again I wouldn’t know who Tom Herman is so it’s probably a draw

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Football related:  I’m thankful that the Seahawks have helped me through the shit show that has been Texas  football the last decade.  
 

IRL: I’m thankful that I don’t know any of u assholes in real life because I’d always think about how many times you’ve posted in he Shart thread and if you have a new contribution after drinking to many Coors Lites.  

9 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m thankful for the time we had with @Machinator before he decided we weren’t worthy of him.

 

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What happened to Machinotoro?

45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What happened to Machinotoro?

I meant to ask this earlier too. Should we be concerned?

18 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Eat shit everyone! I’m thankful that I don’t know any of you in real life...go fuck yourselves!

Such heartfelt sentiment brings a tear to an old man's eye...

Fuck you, too.

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