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We just let twenty seconds go off the clock. Gotta hurry up. Can't call a time out and plan an attack. Three time outs stupid fucks

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Need to be playing for a TD not a damned FG.

Fuck you garrett.

Lol. No confidence in picking up the first down so let’s the clock run. 

Why didn’t they call timeouts earlier? Garrett is so fuck stupid in game day.

We really are fucked by him.

So we end the half with two time outs on the twenty fucking yard line. That's horrible clock management. Fucking horrible

Hey look the time outs don’t matter now and Garrett played for a FG. What a fucking surprise.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Why didn’t they call timeouts earlier? Garrett is so fuck stupid in game day.

We really are fucked by him.

This is not news.

Such a stupid fucking coaching decision. No reason to have 2 timeouts left(and I’m not counting that last useless time out)

Embarrassing. All that for zero points.

Edited by satyanash

How about we retroactively give the bills HC that timeout that he clearly called before the snap. 

Or course he missed it.

 

I’m not even mad at Maher. That was all karma for pussy ass Garrett for playing for a FG and not using Timeouts. when they were on the opponents side did the field.

 

We deserve to lose this game. Guck Garrett.

 

3 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Good job, pussies. Play for that FG.

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I have never seen a team make worse use of a short clock than the Garrett Cowboys.  It is perverse.

Just now, anacardo said:

I have never seen a team make worse use of a short clock than the Garrett Cowboys.  It is perverse.

You must of missed the Charle Strong years at Texas.  

Teams run against the bills so the bills were worried. But not dallas. Not zeke. They won’t run on you 

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

You must of missed the Charle Strong years at Texas.  

The ugliness of this offense reminds me is almost on par with UT this year. Ugly fucking football. Hard to watch. By now Landry or Johnson would have beat somebody with a lead pipe in front of the cameras. Fuck you Jones for giving us this shit.

Halftime show sucks as much as the game.  Thanks Jerry 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Halftime show sucks as much as the game.  Thanks Jerry 

This is horrible. 

Don't care for the singer but the stage is impressive. Get who put that together as coach.

Who is Minnie Pearl out there singing?

Play calling is so pathetic. We have 5 fucking plays run in rotation. Unimaginative, so easy to stop on the opponents side of the field. I really think Garrett hates Kerry amd is just fucking with him to see how long he can go without being fired.

On this page I realized that Alison Brie mouthing "pussy" over and over for 10 minutes would be so much better than any halftime show they've done. 

Edited by Huckleberry

And I thought the Lions/Bears game was going to be the shittiest performance of the day.  

15 minutes ago, Drew said:

Or course he missed it.

 

I’m not even mad at Maher. That was all karma for pussy ass Garrett for playing for a FG and not using Timeouts. when they were on the opponents side did the field.

 

We deserve to lose this game. Guck Garrett.

 

Playing for the FG made no sense especially after Garrett went  for it on fourth and inches from our own 20. 

Every second of this broadcast is a targeted affront to my senses. 
 

I’d claim I knew Maher would miss but the fact is I expect him to miss every kick. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

When I was young I always went to the Thanksgiving game because it was the easiest to get tickets. You'd have to give me VIP suite tickets with helo transportation to go now.

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