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At this point, Garrett's only hope is a younger, less experienced mediocre QB coach to come in and take over as OC. Good fucking planning. Moore is a faker

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the play call was a throw into the end zone.  even a replacement level quarterback could have read the defense and thrown for the score.  dak checked down to the flat on 4th and goal from the six because he sucks at his position. 

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You’re Shtick is tired and old. Zeke was the throw all the way.

They went for it on 4th there because Jason is a gaping pussy yes-man and he has heard all the talk of what a pussy he was for not going for it last week.  He's not actually coaching, he's just executing based on flavor of the moment sentiment and feedback.   A real coach would have realized that FG would have put brought them within 2 scores.

He needs to be fired tonight.  Jerry sucks though so he won't replace him well.  

1 minute ago, Drew said:

If Jerry doesn’t fire Garrett after this game I’m done this season.

adios, pussy.

This is why you take the fucking field goal and the points. What a dumbass this Garrett is, cant do simple fucking math. This is now a 3 score game and not to mention the momentum loss associated with that dumb fucking 4th down call. What an idiot. 

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Can we just hire Romo? 

Aikman would take the GM job. If Jerry gave him complete autonomy.  But Jerry won’t do that. So Troy ain’t coming. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I wish I could quit Texas Football as easily as I quit Cowboy football 25 years ago.

 I just enjoy watching the futility.

Same here. Never have like the way Jerry does things. If they win, cool, if not, thats cool to and I'm gonna tune in to the post game 

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Jason knows it’s over. You can see it in the blank look on his face. 

So you're saying he knew it was over 9 years ago?

Just now, Drew said:


Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You’re Shtick is tired and old. Zeke was the throw all the way.

sorry, pal.  it was a check down. 

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Jason knows it’s over. You can see it in the blank look on his face. 

How is that look different than his normal look ? 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao. 7 minute 86 yard drive. Fuck this shit.

I had cowboys and the under. More on the under, so overall, not the worst result lol 

Your 2019 Jason Garrett's, ladies and gentlemen. 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:


Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You’re Shtick is tired and old. Zeke was the throw all the way.

Stop. Feeding. The. Troll.

Watching this Josh Allen dude herp derp down the field is infuriating. Bills would get fukcing massacred by a halfway decent team. 

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

How is that look different than his normal look ? 

This. He’s looked like that for the last 5 years.

and the defense with fiery Kris Richard and the great Marinelli is getting shredded up and down the field by ...Josh Allen.... lolololo

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

sorry, pal.  it was a check down. 

Can it be a check down when the QB throws it immediately on the 3rd step without ever checking any other routes? 

Football for dummies handbook should have told you no. 

Giving Dak a huge contract would be a bigger mistake than giving Zeke his.  He’s just not the guy and definitely does not deserve max money.  

Coop's patella just got shattered

What a shit show.  Hope you choke on your  turkey Jerrah.

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4 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

and the defense with fiery Kris Richard and the great Marinelli is getting shredded up and down the field by ...Josh Allen.... lolololo

Starting to give up on the D. Fuck.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

 

That man shouldn’t even be allowed to play with model trains. Yet here we are 

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Giving Dak a huge contract would be a bigger mistake than giving Zeke his.  He’s just not the guy and definitely does not deserve max money.  

He’s not the problem, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, because Garrett (ie the problem) apparently cannot be fired.

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

If nothing else, can I get another/better shot of Josh Allen’s mom?

 

 

I love me some MILF 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

He’s not the problem, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, because Garrett (ie the problem) apparently cannot be fired.

He’s not the problem, but he’s also not the guy. He’ll never sniff a super bowl.

Edited by BigVegasHorn26

When did Witten’s hands turn to shit.  How many passes has he dropped in the last few weeks?

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cooper season is done

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Ginger ball.  I’m done.  Shit show.

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Ho lee chit

som ting Wong 

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

He’s not the problem, but he’s also not the guy. He’ll never sniff a super bowl.

I take that back.  He’s definitely a part of the problem.  

Before y’all trip he had to make play. So yes he held onto the ball trying to make a play.

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Nice long developing play on 4th and 4. Good call.

That play works perfectly on blue turf.

This fucking crowd needs to start chanting "fire Garrett" and booing the shit out of this team right fucking now. Make it 100% obvious to fucking arky redneck piece of shit Jones this fucking shit needs to happen now. 

Can’t stop the clap 

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

When did Witten’s hands turn to shit.  How many passes has he dropped in the last few weeks?

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