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7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck is going on with these people after this week's events?  Does anyone know?  Do they still believe that Trump and Mueller are in this together to root out Hillary Clinton and her child sex cult?

I know I feel threatened.

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On 5/28/2019 at 6:52 PM, Lurch said:

I love knowing that we have them here and they won’t admit it.

@Dolemite

I swear to god, I try and read all this Q nonsense to try and understand what these people are going on about but it’s just hogwalking gibberish.

Can only crazy or dumb folks follow their theories?

I’m no Stephen Hawking but I’m reasonably well educated and read and I feel like I’m trying to read a calculus book written in mandarin when I read this stuff.

9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I swear to god, I try and read all this Q nonsense to try and understand what these people are going on about but it’s just hogwalking gibberish.

Can only crazy or dumb folks follow their theories?

I’m no Stephen Hawking but I’m reasonably well educated and read and I feel like I’m trying to read a calculus book written in mandarin when I read this stuff.

Have you tried meth? I hear it helps.

I would turn into BBQ Becky and call the cops so fast if I saw anyone in real life wearing any of that shit.

I swear to god, I try and read all this Q nonsense to try and understand what these people are going on about but it’s just hogwalking gibberish.

Can only crazy or dumb folks follow their theories?

I’m no Stephen Hawking but I’m reasonably well educated and read and I feel like I’m trying to read a calculus book written in mandarin when I read this stuff.


Reading the Q nonsense seems like a sure fire strategy to kill brain cells and lower your IQ
On 6/2/2019 at 2:27 AM, Bama Chick said:

I swear to god, I try and read all this Q nonsense to try and understand what these people are going on about but it’s just hogwalking gibberish.

Can only crazy or dumb folks follow their theories?

I’m no Stephen Hawking but I’m reasonably well educated and read and I feel like I’m trying to read a calculus book written in mandarin when I read this stuff.

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We could end this now if we just nuke all old school SEC states and College Station.

I swear to god, I try and read all this Q nonsense to try and understand what these people are going on about but it’s just hogwalking gibberish.

Can only crazy or dumb folks follow their theories?

I’m no Stephen Hawking but I’m reasonably well educated and read and I feel like I’m trying to read a calculus book written in mandarin when I read this stuff.


Do we have our first person to admit to being a QAnon loon?????

  • 4 weeks later...

Wait for it...

On 6/3/2019 at 5:56 PM, Ted Lange said:

Do we have our first person to admit to being a QAnon loon?????

 

I believe so. Sort of surprised it's Zavala and no Willie Mack Garza or Emaweesome, but not TOO surprised.  

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

From Washington DC today -

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In keeping with the theme that America is too stupid for democracy.

I know this is an exercise in futility and all......but why are they all in for a left leaning journalist who ran a non profit?

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I believe so. Sort of surprised it's Zavala and no Willie Mack Garza or Emaweesome, but not TOO surprised.  

Lol is your Boomer brain totally fried?

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Tune in Next Week to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA presents Smackdown Raw Politics (tm)! Will the President be hauled off in handcuffs as preached by the MSM or will he arrest the satanic pedophile elites and send them to military tribunal in Guantanamo Bay? 

In a shocking twist, I think the US will go on doing what it's always done, keeping a nice show for the people to argue about. 

I come here to laugh at Boomers with their panties in a wad. I vote Mickey Mouse because it doesn't matter which puppets are in, they will always be entertaining.

Happy 4th!

Someone is mad that they were duped into thinking JFK Jr was going to be resurrected... LOL Morons. Sad!

On 7/4/2019 at 7:55 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Is there really that much of a difference between Pence and a guy that has been dead for 20 years? I mean, sure, the dead guy has better charisma and doesn't think about penises 24/7, but that's about it. 

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I wonder how many times Pence has jacked it thinking about JohnJohn. 

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Jesus, that stupid cunt has fat rolls.....on her shins. I didnt even know that was possible. 

 

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On 6/2/2019 at 8:12 PM, Message Board User said:

Naturally, texags.com has a 500+ page on Q full of true believers.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2921132/0

TIL: Hillary and Bill killed JFK Jr.

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Yeah, I mean JFK jr. was widely suspected to have been a case of Arkancide before Trump, Q or any of this business started. This ain't new stuff. Why all the anti-Q folks acting like it some new and inflammatory **** that just got thought up?

also Q:

JFK Jr. is alive and will be Trump's running mate in 2020

 

 

Some dude posted this on Texags' Q thread calling it is "an excellent summary of everything up till now for those who think nothing is happening:"  It's long, but well worth it if you enjoy mental gymnastics.

RyanAg08 responds:

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Very good video. Thank you for posting!

 

Then cbr posted this gem of a recap...

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From my perspective i see it this way

1) trump came out of nowhere for me, but most media/politicians/academia/hollywood types were very obviously on an active, coordinated, anti american agenda for years. 

In particular, the clintons were known to be actively compromised by drug cartels, maybe cia, soros/whoever, and certainly china - the influence of which created their rise to power. 

Obama was so obviously a plant that it was laughable. 

I was actually in phoenix at a bar across from mccains hq on election night 08, and mccains' staffers were in there celebrating. I worked with mccain and knew him and i just figured they hated him like everyone else that knew him. Now i wonder of maybe they were just 2 sides of the same planted coin. 

2). Some of the q stuff is over the top, cant keep straight the sources though. 

3). There is no denying the early drain the swamp speeches and the early rush of deaths, resignations, retirements, pedo busts, etc. 

4). There is also no denying that q and the president have thus far lost the media war and at least half, probably more of the public for the most part. The known crimes of the deep state remain unknown and unpunished. Trump remains the worst person in the world. Most people have never heard of q or think its all quack job. 

5) is there a victory coming? How close to the knife's edge are we? What should we be doing? When is the time?

I know i dont fit very well into the modern sjw liberal socialist state....and i am pretty sure i know its origins, purpose, and goals.

Yes, you read that correctly...the known crimes are unknown.

I honestly can't even wrap my head around how anyone, I don't care how dumb, could believe this shit.  

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White man’s burden Lloyd my man. White man’s burden.

22 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Look at what the deep state did to her ankles.

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

Look at what the deep state did to her ankles.

More like the Deep "Fried" State

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

 

Some dude posted this on Texags' Q thread calling it is "an excellent summary of everything up till now for those who think nothing is happening:"  It's long, but well worth it if you enjoy mental gymnastics.

RyanAg08 responds:

 

Then cbr posted this gem of a recap...

Yes, you read that correctly...the known crimes are unknown.

I honestly can't even wrap my head around how anyone, I don't care how dumb, could believe this shit.  

Uh, you are talking about aggy. They are programmed to believe in lies from the moment they step on campus.

 

http://aggypedia.com/wiki/Main_Page

I didn't know Eric Clapton had a brother.

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Damn, that's insane but you use the tools you have been given. No shame in swooping in on MAGA women considering their culture of cucking.

 

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What a country!

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you can't make this stuff up 

All those thumbs up gestures.  Aggy as fuck. 

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