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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh . . . what's an "orb"?

One of the funnier moments from 45’s reign.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh . . . what's an "orb"?

You see all of those dust specs that get illuminated by her lighting?  People think those are something- I don’t recall what.   Sounds like she thinks they are nano drones. 

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Q done fucked up this time. 

He sold 25 million Americans on the idea that JFK, Jr. is now a Trump acolyte and alive and running our government-in-exile to prevent the global elites from feasting on the blood of infants.  I'm pretty sure he'll survive this woman's bitching and moaning and vague threats. 

Also, can we talk about how she looks like Kari Lake from 20 years in the future?  That proves Q's ability to navigate both time and space!

On 12/26/2022 at 8:36 AM, Captainant said:

Andrew Callaghan continues to low-key be one of the best reporters out there. He's got a new documentary coming out on HBO about Jan6, and he's been trickling out some samples onto his YouTube channel

Just real sad. Those kids deserve better parents. 

Not to be Captain Obvious, but dad is a tweaker.

4 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Not to be Captain Obvious, but dad is a tweaker.

and probably beats the shit out of that kid

On 12/27/2022 at 1:37 PM, Pancho said:

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If I was an orb, I would feel very disrespected right now.

On 12/26/2022 at 8:36 AM, Captainant said:

Andrew Callaghan continues to low-key be one of the best reporters out there. He's got a new documentary coming out on HBO about Jan6, and he's been trickling out some samples onto his YouTube channel

Just real sad. Those kids deserve better parents. 

I wish it wasn't, but this is a pretty awkward and unexceptional documentary. I commend his bravery for inserting himself into ground zero of some movements and situations, but he is not a magnetic questioner. Might have been good, but he also contracted and was bed ridden with COVID at the worst possible time during his quest, not able to be a part of the capitol riots.

However, what was noteworthy was the post revisit and reflection with this Q-family above, a small sliver of hope that I'll choose to hold on to.

 

 

On 12/26/2022 at 8:36 AM, Captainant said:

Andrew Callaghan continues to low-key be one of the best reporters out there. He's got a new documentary coming out on HBO about Jan6, and he's been trickling out some samples onto his YouTube channel

Just real sad. Those kids deserve better parents. 

Bump

This docu is incredible. Andrew is the journalist we don't deserve.

Andrew Callaghan continues to low-key be one of the best reporters out there. He's got a new documentary coming out on HBO about Jan6, and he's been trickling out some samples onto his YouTube channel
Just real sad. Those kids deserve better parents. 


Those people are so fucking awful. Nevermind the stupidity - sudden cardiac events, including from impacts, have been a know thing for, like…forever. They aren’t COMMON, but they are a known thing. But they leap to argue that it supports their insane hypothesis, as sick and awful as they are.
3 hours ago, tchookem said:

"Hillary Clinton does it all the time" made me seriously laugh out loud.  

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Those people are so fucking awful. Nevermind the stupidity - sudden cardiac events, including from impacts, have been a know thing for, like…forever. They aren’t COMMON, but they are a known thing. But they leap to argue that it supports their insane hypothesis, as sick and awful as they are.

Feel free to continue the George Soros talking points, but someone’s going going to have to explain to me why SB and Seven never had cancer before Joe Biden took office.  What about that Mr. Smart Guy?


 

I don’t want to run this down myself but does anyone happen to know where this data set came from?  Maybe a debunking site where it’s already all sorted out for me?

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:


 

I don’t want to run this down myself but does anyone happen to know where this data set came from?  Maybe a debunking site where it’s already all sorted out for me?

It's typical insane bullshit.  Sudden cardiac events in athletes (as well as impact-related cardiac events) have been a known thing for, like, forever.

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Sudden cardiac death (SCD) is the most frequent medical cause of sudden death in athletes, and estimates vary widely based on the population. A recent estimate of SCD incidence ranged from 1 in 40,000 to 1 in 80,000 athletes per year.12 Though SCD is rare, its occurrence in athletes who are often young and presumably healthy has a large emotional and social impact on the surrounding community. Therefore, considerable effort has been made to better understand the causes of SCD in athletes and to discover optimal strategies for prevention.

From a paper written in 2016: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4969030/

Sudden cardiac events in athletes are not a new thing.  They aren't FREQUENT, but they also are far from unheard of.  If any of these yahoos wanted to make a statistically valid point, they would do an accurate and basic comparison to the documented cases of sudden cardiac events in athletes BEFORE the COVID times, vs. AFTER the COVID times.  THEN, for those athletes who experience a sudden cardiac event, you would also want to examine ALL possible causes (sure, these guys are super-interested in the cause being "the jab".....but we also know that previous COVID infection (as well as other types of maladies, COVID isn't the only illness in the world) can cause heart damage, so they need to account for that as well).

But they won't.  Because rational thought is not their thing.  Like, at all.

I asked my aggy co-worker if he saw that football player nearly die on the field last night of a hear t attack and he said "It was probably the vaccine." JFK these peoples minds are broken.

I guess my high school classmate that collapsed and died during football practice due to a heart problem in 1987 should've been more careful about what COVID vaccines he took.  

5 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

I asked my aggy co-worker if he saw that football player nearly die on the field last night of a hear t attack and he said "It was probably the vaccine." JFK Jr. these peoples minds are broken.

Fify

yeah, one of those is bunk now. they have all but confirmed the existence of aliens. they, like us, don't know what to make of it either so they're just like, fuck it, here you go - you figure it out

and I still have some questions about 9/11, but am nowhere near a conspiracy theorist. I'll also admit it hasn't bothered me much lately so I haven't bothered to see if they explained how/why certain things happened.

I could be wrong but I don't Q reaches even the lowest number on that graph, does it?

On 1/2/2023 at 8:55 PM, Beau Vine said:

 


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21 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

From 2016, but very revealing about how conspiracy has permeated American consciousness, with Q being the latest incarnation. 

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Most Americans are idiots.  Example…name your number.

24 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

From 2016, but very revealing about how conspiracy has permeated American consciousness, with Q being the latest incarnation. 

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If the question is literally "The government is concealing what they know about..." then it is a stretch to call that belief in a conspiracy. A lot of the time information would be concealed for pure CYA, other times may reveal intelligence capabilities / sources, etc., other times there may be valid reasons. The easy example is 9/11. I don't think there was any conspiracy to allow the attacks to happen, nor do I believe even stupider shit like the buildings were rigged, the pentagon was hit by a missile, etc., but I certainly believe there was intelligence about possible attacks that was shared internally but not publicly. That's kinda the job of the intelligence community. Doesn't mean they didn't fuck up w/r/t the sharing process.

 

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Most Americans are idiots.  Example…name your number.

I think most Americans are undereducated. I don't think we have the monopoly on stupid people any more than any other nation does. we just do a super shitty job of giving the population even a baseline education or real tools to make in the world - cuz capitalism and freedumbs

I don't get the "Global Warming" one?  What's the conspiracy?  That it's a hoax to get us to change, or they're covering up how bad it is?  Honestly, whuh?

And most of those are pretty unique to the United States.  Others can be easily disproven by just looking to other governments for data.  

 

I’d wager the majority that believe, believe that it’s made up or exaggerated to get us off of fossil fuels and onto green energy which they are heavily invested in. 

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"The Wind Tells me a Ghost" 

?  really?  

Y'all dumbfucks realize we could turn that song title into the craziest, most lucrative reality show idea in human history.  We could all have our own suite at DKR.  

"For $500,000...tell me who wrote and sang the song 'The Wind Tells me a Ghost'???" 

Uh, was it Whitney Midler?  THAT'S CORRECT, here's your money!  

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"The Wind Tells me a Ghost" 

I've passed wind that smelled like someone died, so I can relate 

  • 4 weeks later...

What are Qanoners saying about Trump's indictment? Is the storm coming soon?

11 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What are Qanoners saying about Trump's indictment? Is the storm coming soon?

All part of the plan

34 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What are Qanoners saying about Trump's indictment? Is the storm coming soon?

Proved the deep state is scared and trying to stop what’s coming. 

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

What are Qanoners saying about Trump's indictment? Is the storm coming soon?

3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

All part of the plan

Qanon in-law basically pulled this shit - "just wait and see, you'll be surprised at how it turns out, and this is only what's happening in public".

It's like "bitch, I'm not on fucking Rainey Street and you're not some corner Tarot card reader trying to tell me that there's tragedy in my future".

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Qanon in-law basically pulled this shit - "just wait and see, you'll be surprised at how it turns out, and this is only what's happening in public".

It's like "bitch, I'm not on fucking Rainey Street and you're not some corner Tarot card reader trying to tell me that there's tragedy in my future".

careful, you'll end up in town lake

On 4/3/2023 at 11:00 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

careful, you'll end up in town lake

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  • 3 months later...

Holy fuck.

In the week since his untimely passing, QAnon members have refused to accept the death of their leader and instead claim the whole tragedy is a hoax.

An admin on the Telegram channel used by members of the group – who Protzman managed to convince Mr Trump is in fact JFK Jr in disguise – said they would be removing all mention of their leader’s death until they “have absolute verification”.

Another member was booted out of the Truth Social group for asking a question about Protzman’s condition, Vice reported.

 

One follower, Shelly Mullinax, who fell out with the QAnon leader prior to his death offered another theory as to his demise – suggesting that only a part of him had been killed in the dirt bike accident.

She told Vice that the good part of Protzman, who she said was also JFK in disguise, had survived the accident while the evil part of him had been killed.

“If that was the plan that God had for him, I know that everything is going to be revealed soon,” Mullinax told the outlet.

  • 4 weeks later...
On 8/16/2023 at 11:12 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck.

In the week since his untimely passing, QAnon members have refused to accept the death of their leader and instead claim the whole tragedy is a hoax.

An admin on the Telegram channel used by members of the group – who Protzman managed to convince Mr Trump is in fact JFK Jr in disguise – said they would be removing all mention of their leader’s death until they “have absolute verification”.

Another member was booted out of the Truth Social group for asking a question about Protzman’s condition, Vice reported.

 

One follower, Shelly Mullinax, who fell out with the QAnon leader prior to his death offered another theory as to his demise – suggesting that only a part of him had been killed in the dirt bike accident.

She told Vice that the good part of Protzman, who she said was also JFK in disguise, had survived the accident while the evil part of him had been killed.

“If that was the plan that God had for him, I know that everything is going to be revealed soon,” Mullinax told the outlet.

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13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Can we hurry up and get to the point where the realize that gravity is a scam, and in actuality they can jump off any building without the aid of a parachute?  

I mean they may fail the first time because they've been conditioned by the "scientists", but with practice they will able to fly like the rest of us.

I thought I would share this informative bit of educational art with all of you. You may be surprised to know that an older acquaintance posted it on Facebook.

 

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50 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Can we hurry up and get to the point where the realize that gravity is a scam, and in actuality they can jump off any building without the aid of a parachute?  

I mean they may fail the first time because they've been conditioned by the "scientists", but with practice they will able to fly like the rest of us.

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