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  • Just remember because so many people on this site can't seem to figure this out... Michigan = Texas Ohio State = Oklahoma Michigan State = Texas A&M Never root for Sooners even

  • Fuck Ohio state.  

  • This rivalry is boring and nowhere remotely close to one of the best in the country.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Michigan State = Texas A&M

Except A&M has never made it to the playoff. Or won a conference title since the turn of the millenium. Or even made it to a conference title game since the turn of the millenium.

May be best game today... The Big House is a great stadium to see a game and should be on every CFB fan's Bucket List...

Tailgating at the golf course by the stadium is a fun in a lot of ways...

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Just because your rival also dominates you, it doesn't make you comparable to Michigan. The snarky/sarcastic sense of humor on Shaggy/Surly is more like that found on SpartanTailgate back before they joined the 247 Sports network. 

Does Michigan's band do their pregame show when they are in Columbus? 

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Except A&M has never made it to the playoff. Or won a conference title since the turn of the millenium. Or even made it to a conference title game since the turn of the millenium.

Michigan State lost 0-38 in their lone playoff appearance that is a very A&M score 

http://www.winsipedia.com/michigan-state/vs/texas-am

2 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

I married a couch burner, but Michigan gets legal weed on 12/1.  I'm torn...

OSU in-laws very much see this as a rivalry.  Biggest game of the year for them.

I don't get the whole "Well, we beat them four years out of every five, so they are not really our rival." If you want to rile up an aggy it's decent smack talk but bullshit when talking among friends.

Despite our 9-3 record vs aggy this century, I still regard them as our rival because I hate them and always will even if we start playing them again and beat them every year 70-0. And I am old enough to feel the same way about Arkansas, too. 

Ohio St and Michigan will always be rivals too. 

Edited by MaybeACoordinator

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just because your rival also dominates you, it doesn't make you comparable to Michigan. The snarky/sarcastic sense of humor on Shaggy/Surly is more like that found on SpartanTailgate back before they joined the 247 Sports network. 

Ive always compared shaggy/surly as more of an Illinois crowd

13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

May be best game today... The Big House is a great stadium to see a game and should be on every CFB fan's Bucket List...

Tailgating at the golf course by the stadium is a fun in a lot of ways...

If you're sitting anywhere close to the field, have fun getting out of the stadium after the game is over. 

Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

I don't get the whole "Well, we beat them four years out of five, so they are not really our rival." If you want to rile up an aggy it's decent smack talk but bullshit when talking among friends.

Despite our 9-3 record vs aggy this century, I still regard them as our rival because I hate them and always will even if we start playing them again and beat them every year 70-0. And I am old enough to feel the same way about Arkansas, too. 

Ohio St and Michigan will always be rivals too. 

It's all about daily life.  If you are constantly around people who are from or fans of the other school, it adds another layer that goes beyond the actual game.  If you live in Houston, you work and are around aggy 24/7, so back when the game was played you were def. invested in the outcome of the game no matter how dominate you are in the series is. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

It's all about daily life.  If you are constantly around people who are from or fans of the other school, it adds another layer that goes beyond the actual game.  If you live in Houston, you work and are around aggy 24/7, so back when the game was played you were def. invested in the outcome of the game no matter how dominate you are in the series is. 

Yeah, and so many of us are cursed with weird aggy branches of the family. 

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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Just remember because so many people on this site can't seem to figure this out...

Michigan = Texas

Ohio State = Oklahoma

Michigan State = Texas A&M

Never root for Sooners even their shitbird cousins to the north.

But I have no ties to any of these teams so rooting for Ohio St is not like rooting for the Sooners in any way for me.

Why is the stadium not full?

 

Plus about half the crowd is in red lol

Edited by UTEX_ME

Good start for Michigan. Now that they're finally running a spread offense, I expect something of a closer game than in years past.

If Harbaugh goes 0-5, then the Bob’s want to know what he does there?

Harbaugh with the Bo glasses?

Beautiful start! Michigan came to play today

edit: Missed XP! O_O

Edited by satyanash

Player hit clearly out of bounds. Announcer says didn’t look too egregious 

Texas player hits player in bounds. Announcer says flag should be thrown 

our conference sucks 

Stupid formation shenanigans took too long and then they rush the kick and miss it. 

Just now, Hawndoh said:

Stupid formation shenanigans took too long and then they rush the kick and miss it. 

I thought they were going to really fool ohio st by snapping it to the holder who would then proceed to get the 2 pt conversion

Michigan’s offense looks lightyears more creative than the shit we trot out there every saturday

Best football dribble since Matt Nordgren

Why is the stadium not full?
 
Plus about half the crowd is in red lol


The lines to get into the sections are insane right before kickoff.

definitely a ton of red in the big house
6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Player hit clearly out of bounds. Announcer says didn’t look too egregious 

Texas player hits player in bounds. Announcer says flag should be thrown 

our conference sucks 

Because of the announcers?

Dobbins with the Aussie Rules dribble...

That just shows how much better o$u is than Michigan. Dobbins fumbles and still breaks away from everyone

I can’t recall many teams who’s best player on both sides of the ball wears the same number.

Can Michigan not blow ass in a big game for once today?

I see Ohio State gets the OU ref treatment 

Michigan's "elite" defense always gets exposed year after year whenever they play spread offense attacks like Ohio State.

This is why we should never hire Big Ten defensive coordinators. Not cut out for Big 12 offenses.

Can’t give that up on 3rd and 14

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

I see Ohio State gets the OU ref treatment 

Sooners in the North!

Damn all these kids from State of Texas playing for suckeyes pisses me off....

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Lol. Michigan will never win this game again. The route is on.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol. Michigan will never win this game again. The route is on.

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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You expect Helo to know how to spell? Fortunately the Wolverines chances just improved with that hyperbolic shitpost.

Edited by Pimphand

I don’t blame Dobbins for not wanting to play for Chuckles 

Oh yeah refs def on the take. Can't even give the committee a chance to leave the Big Ten out 3 straight years. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

JK Dobbins is fucking crazy good. 

He might have been a decent QB in Mensa’s system. 

47 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you're sitting anywhere close to the field, have fun getting out of the stadium after the game is over. 

Jrs seat is a few rows up fromFox crew, told him to not hurl anything towards Urban. 

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