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6 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Gus Johnson is a hack.

Lol if you don’t like Gus, who exactly do you like in that profession? I’m curious. 

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  • Just remember because so many people on this site can't seem to figure this out... Michigan = Texas Ohio State = Oklahoma Michigan State = Texas A&M Never root for Sooners even

  • Fuck Ohio state.  

  • This rivalry is boring and nowhere remotely close to one of the best in the country.

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Just now, Juicy said:

That is the worst penalty I have ever seen. How the hell can you let that happen

It looked like he was lined up offsides before he even jumped.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

He has 100 yards and 3 td’s. 

He has been playing well but screaming out his name excitedly every time he does anything shows pretty serious bias.

31 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I am calling out the Helo jinx. See my avatar for more information

How’s that jinx looking right about now?

Just now, satyanash said:

Ohio State plays virtually flawless football on offense. Pretty amazing to see.

Even the smallest of mistakes are ruthlessly punished.

That offsides wasn't exactly a small mistake.

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

He has been gargling Dobbins junk pretty much every play

the guy with 3 first half touchdowns? The best player on the field? that guy?

Everyone bitching about Wilson needs to understand that Meh would have fucked him up. If Herman made the right hire we MIGHT have him, but he's where he should be as sad as that makes me. Eagles is a beast for us, and the dude loathes Meh, so I can imagine Wilson would have portled out before the season began.

Capt. Obvious take:  Need six here in the worst way. 

Offsides penalty was like a 2nd turnover for Michigan in the 2nd quarter.

Crazy how Garrett Wilson uses his arm to push the Michigan DB to clear space for catch... Damn offensive pass interference -- HATE That Shit!!

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

the guy with 3 first half touchdowns? The best player on the field? that guy?

He only has 103 yards rushing to go along with those touchdowns though.

Shea Patterson with 250 first half yards.  If OSU plays LSU it may take 60 points to win.

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Capt. Obvious take:  Need six here in the worst way. 

Yup. A td right here and it’s a back and forth game the rest of the way. A fg or worse, and this is yet another Ohio state v Michigan blood bath. Cause you know Ohio state is going straight down the field to start the 2nd half.

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Fields isn’t even playing his best and they score like this. Playoff is gonna be good this year. 

There's such an amazing parallel between Texas and Michigan in these rivalry games.

Offsides penalty was like a 2nd turnover for Michigan in the 2nd quarter.
Crazy how Garrett Wilson uses his arm to push the Michigan DB to clear space for catch... Damn offensive pass interference -- HATE That Shit!!

Yeah I guess when you have that much talent you get the benefit of the doubt with these calls.

I guess you can say they just want to let them play but seems like o$u is making a lot more of those borderline plays.

That being said. Michigan keeps stepping on their dick so it likely wouldn’t matter

Patterson continues to shit all over himself. Can't follow blocks and can't keep focus.

I really wish Michigan would have used their enormous WRs before the second half against pedo

Jordan with 39 points and just nailed the game winner...but in the interest of not being called a hack, lets spend a few minutes talking about Charles Oakley doing a great job standing in the wing watching that jumper go in.  

Why does Michigan keep trying to run to the sidelines in the red zone?  OSU has too much speed.

Just now, tbone_ said:

Odds blue fucks this up?

 

Yes

Just now, WBT said:

Why does Michigan keep trying to run to the sidelines in the red zone?  OSU has too much speed.

Actually it was Patterson who ran to the sideline, if he followed his blocks around the edge he had plenty of room. Twice before his usual loss of focus for the turnover. 

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Shea Patterson with 250 first half yards.  If OSU plays LSU it may take 60 points to win.

Clemson is going to knock one of them out in the semis 

Scared ass harbaugh. Got to go for the TD there.

It must really suck to go into these games knowing you have to hope your rival fucks up to put you in a position to squeeze out an upset. Oh wait...I completely know how that feels. 

2 minutes ago, Juicy said:

Scared ass harbaugh. Got to go for the TD there.
 

Three points does nothing for you in this game.

Will a LSU vs. tOSU matchup look like a Big 12 game?

Michigan fans really don't like it when you mention that we've beaten Ohio State more times than they have since 2005

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It must really suck to go into these games knowing you have to hope your rival fucks up to put you in a position to squeeze out an upset. Oh wait...I completely know how that feels. 

At least y’all beat OU more than twice a decade.  

At least y’all beat OU more than twice a decade.  

Do we?
1 minute ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

Michigan fans really don't like it when you mention that we've beaten Ohio State more times than they have since 2005

I don’t even get mad at it anymore. I’m dead inside. Unless hardfuck pulls this off they should fire him and don fucking brown

2 minutes ago, hornhorn said:

Yes, 3 times. Yay!!!

I shoulda said 50% more

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

I shoulda said 50% more

You'd know how to say it if you were in sales. 

I think Harbaugh adjusts at halftime....his khakis will be cinched tighter and higher.

when do the Urban to Michigan rumors start? 

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