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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

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Duffey sucks, just like last year he will choke. 45 points should be enough to win today...and if I'm Beck I'd try to run the score up to make myself look good

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nice finish to the half, after that embarrassing start. I’m even a bit refreshed, myself (going to the toilet helped somewhat) 

363 yards of total offense; I think we should be able to move the football in the 2bd half, if no turnovers, we should be fine. 

Edited by Mossyhorn

7 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

It seems like this team needs to get punched in the dick before they decide to play

Well sometimes they like to punch themselves in the dick.

Damn song stuck in my head the whole first half

 

Edited by Mapache

We win this and then win a tough SEC matchup in the bowl game against Kentucky , who doesn’t want to be there. We’re back!

Did I miss Ingram being hurt or are the coaches actually going with the "hot" hand at RB?

 

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

Reggie's half time analysis is Texas sucks. He can't let that whooping he took from Vince go. 

Just now, texaslong said:

Reggie's half time analysis is Texas sucks. He can't let that whooping he took from Vince go. 

Our secondary sucks. This is da truf!

Just now, texaslong said:

Reggie's half time analysis is Texas sucks. He can't let that whooping he took from Vince go. 

so is the 25 pages, 1200+ posts in this thread so far

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

My 42-38 Texas win prediction looks good right now.

My 28-27 prediction does not. lol

3 minutes ago, Loco said:

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

what did he say?

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

All you people in your cars on the way back to Plano!!................

embarrassed shame GIF

3 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Did I miss Ingram being hurt or are the coaches actually going with the "hot" hand at RB?

 

Ingram came in to Tech game hurt and on injury report.... was uncertain if he was playing today.

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

My 28-27 prediction does not. lol

28-27 VS TT? your kidding?????

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

Dude exactly what I wrote in the urban or bust thread just now.
No wai!
Twinsies!!

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

Just now, Bigjohns97 said:

what did he say?

He said the way to have a good day passing is to go against the Texas tech defense. Hell of a compliment. 

Just now, texaslong said:

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

Then he must've been a pretty shitty back

1 minute ago, Rabidhorn said:

28-27 VS TT? your kidding?????

I undersold Tech for sure...It was a rush to get a pick in this morning.

brady quinn needs a bigger scarf for that 3 degrees above freezing in Ann Arbor. 

 

Rob Stone and future Texas football head coach Urban Meyer are the only men not wearing a coat. Urban has gloves on tho.

 

Hire Rob!

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1 minute ago, texaslong said:

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

I mean he is right,  the 2 times he played big 12 teams his teams put up 55 and 38 on Big 12 teams.

 

of course, he doesnt mention that the score for the other Big 12 team in that 38 point game was 41..............

what did he say?

Not just what what he said, more of the fact he normally shits all over herman by bashing him and texas every chance he gets.
Was just odd to notice the extreme change.
2 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

https://webm.red/OupZ.webm

They don't. The big12 is a joke. The style of football is like arena football.

Normal hard hitting tackles get guys kicked out the game for targeting lol

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I undersold Tech for sure...It was a rush to get a pick in this morning.

I forgot the early start time, got the pick in with 20 minutes to spare.

15 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

We're Back!

*Mortimer....We're Back

10 minutes ago, Loco said:

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

Image result for suspicious gif

9 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Brady Quinn looks like Herman Munster with AIDS.

Still looks better than Urban Meyer.

Lmao, camera crew caught herman taking the worlds largest dip coming out of haltime on jumbotron

Edited by GreenspointTexas

18 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Did that big xii commercial say “uncompromising values” while showing a Baylor cheerleader?

Damn.

Lulz 

5 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:


Not just what what he said, more of the fact he normally shits all over herman by bashing him and texas every chance he gets.
Was just odd to notice the extreme change.

He also picked Auburn

He's playing the heel today, brain spiders must be on the low side.

16 minutes ago, Atticus said:


You should tell him to grow a few inches in height and arm length. Until then, he needs a safety over the top

Have you seen our safeties play?  He's done it before Coach Garrett.....he can do it again or we'll continue to get burned.. 

Sam definitely broke his ribs against LSU. He looks so skinney now.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRANDON JONES???

we give up more 3rd and longs than any team in the fucking nation 

Wide damn open 

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lmao this QB is dogshit.  This is really the best Tech has at QB?

Someone better be clearing out Orlando’s office right now. He can load up the boxes and get the fuck out this afternoon.

Duffy always looks like he’s looking for the exit during a movie theatre shooting.

i love it, we stop 3rd ans short.   but we cant stop 3rd and long

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